PH Secret Santa 2019 - The Santae, vengeance!

PH Secret Santa 2019 - The Santae, vengeance!

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Master Bean

3,676 posts

122 months

Friday 20th December 2019
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Thank you Santa for the gifts. Slightly worried at first by the filler which I thought was mixed with glitter. There's also a whiff of gel pens/flavoured lube on the wrapping paper. Looking forward to the big day.






Captain Raymond Holt

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12,231 posts

196 months

Friday 20th December 2019
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xmasxmasxmas


CrunkleFloop

Your package is with the nice Royal Mail delivery man.

It will need to be signed for!

You can open the outside wrapping if you like and opens the box!

There are three separate, individually wrapped presents inside.

Sorry they were a tight squeeze, was limited on spare boxes.

Enjoy! Ho HO Ho

xmasxmasxmasxmas




CrunkleFloop

773 posts

247 months

Friday 20th December 2019
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Captain Raymond Holt said:
xmasxmasxmas


CrunkleFloop

Your package is with the nice Royal Mail delivery man.

It will need to be signed for!

You can open the outside wrapping if you like and opens the box!

There are three separate, individually wrapped presents inside.

Sorry they were a tight squeeze, was limited on spare boxes.

Enjoy! Ho HO Ho

xmasxmasxmasxmas
Fantasticol!!! Thanks PHSS :-)


anonymous-user

56 months

Friday 20th December 2019
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SS turned up. Thanks, look forward to opening it.

morgs_

1,663 posts

189 months

Friday 20th December 2019
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Down to single figures!

The Moose
Giblet
glade
R8 Steve
bristolbaron
GOG440
Kev.RS
axgizmo
deejay005

Hopefully a few ninjas among them or people who have too much money and want to use Special Delivery hehe

DRFC1879

3,446 posts

159 months

Friday 20th December 2019
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Still waiting here in Yorkshire.

Sure it'll turn up in the next couple of days.

bristolbaron

4,883 posts

214 months

Friday 20th December 2019
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morgs_ said:
Down to single figures!

The Moose
Giblet
glade
R8 Steve
bristolbaron
GOG440
Kev.RS
axgizmo
deejay005

Hopefully a few ninjas among them or people who have too much money and want to use Special Delivery hehe
Eek! I’m on the naughty list! paperbag
I only amended ‘received’ not ‘sent’ last week, I’m Yes for both. Now updated!

Captain Raymond Holt

Original Poster:

12,231 posts

196 months

Friday 20th December 2019
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xmasxmasxmas


BertieWooster

Bertie, buddy. Some bad news I'm afraid. I've been let down by the supplier elf in charge of your main present. Heads are gunna roll.

There is 1 box that is due to arrive with you in the next couple of days. This will be easily identifiable (visually) from the outside as to which this is. Feel free to open this as what is inside is wrapped. Make sure you open the one unwrapped box as soon as you receive. Don't forget to document with photos. Hopefully it'll still be alive.

I am assured that your main gift will arrive in time for the big day, but is being shipped to you direct. This will not be wrapped inside. You should be able to identify this from the packaging too - let's see how good those police skills are!

Muchos Love

PHSS

xmasxmasxmasxmas





Captain Raymond Holt

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12,231 posts

196 months

Friday 20th December 2019
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MrTom

U should receive one of Ur packages before Christmas as it was posted in the UK yesterday. However Ur pre-Christmas present got stuck in foreign parts for a week for no reason whatsoever and now they can't guarantee delivery of that package by Christmas.


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Captain Raymond Holt

Original Poster:

12,231 posts

196 months

Friday 20th December 2019
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xmasxmasxmas


Morgs_


morgs_ said:
Ooo biggrin



I love modern tech, it would probably have returned to some sorting office and I wouldn't have seen it again!

Now have to wait until much later to give it a shake, as out for the works do tonight and not going home first.
Morgs_ that’s awesome! Hopefully Lee or Chris will ‘give it a shake’ for you tonight, if not at least you’ll have your carefully handled package to play with when you get home.
You’re welcome to open the outer box, and the card if you wish. Happy Christmas, Santa x


xmasxmasxmasxmas


Captain Raymond Holt

Original Poster:

12,231 posts

196 months

Friday 20th December 2019
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REQUEST FROM SANTA

When mailing me a message for your victim please include their name smile

Makes my life a bit easier.

Fank ewe

biggrin

Mr Tom

627 posts

143 months

Friday 20th December 2019
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Mine is here and under the tree. No photos as currently in the birthing centre!


Mr Tom

627 posts

143 months

Friday 20th December 2019
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Captain Raymond Holt said:
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MrTom

U should receive one of Ur packages before Christmas as it was posted in the UK yesterday. However Ur pre-Christmas present got stuck in foreign parts for a week for no reason whatsoever and now they can't guarantee delivery of that package by Christmas.


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No worries! I have one so will keep an eye out for the other!



Rawwr

22,722 posts

236 months

Friday 20th December 2019
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Mr Tom said:
No photos as currently in the birthing centre!
I refer to mine as 'the toilet', you f*cking weirdo.

smile

Captain Raymond Holt

Original Poster:

12,231 posts

196 months

Friday 20th December 2019
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Mr Tom said:
Mine is here and under the tree. No photos as currently in the birthing centre!
Good luck boyo!


Captain Raymond Holt

Original Poster:

12,231 posts

196 months

Friday 20th December 2019
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My parcel bomb gift has also arrived!

ETA my wife has now asked me why I’m known as Captain Raymond Holt on the internet!

She started by saying ‘I think we’ve received a parcel for the previous owners’ rofl

No no dear, that’s me...



Edited by Captain Raymond Holt on Friday 20th December 18:38


Edited by Captain Raymond Holt on Friday 20th December 18:46

alorotom

11,975 posts

189 months

Friday 20th December 2019
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Captain Raymond Holt said:
My parcel bomb gift has also arrived!

ETA my wife has now asked me why I’m known as Captain Raymond Holt on the internet!

She started by saying ‘I think we’ve received a parcel for the previous owners’ rofl

No no dear, that’s me...



Edited by Captain Raymond Holt on Friday 20th December 18:38


Edited by Captain Raymond Holt on Friday 20th December 18:46
Yeah that's an awkward conversation isn't it. The Mrs still doesn't understand my reasoning for alorotom and if she doesn't by now, she never will.

Bullett

10,895 posts

186 months

Friday 20th December 2019
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Mine is here, thanks Santa.


Master Bean

3,676 posts

122 months

Friday 20th December 2019
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I need to see pictures of packages.

w1bbles

1,016 posts

138 months

Friday 20th December 2019
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There’s nothing here at w1bbles Towers but the faith is strong!