Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[smn159]

SpydieNut said:

A couple of weeks ago a chap down the road had 'I love bass' on his window - maybe one of his friends helped out

Fisherman?

[bucks]

SeeFive said:

My manager, a keen narrowboater had "I love canals" in black letters on a white background on his car. A couple of little white stickers soon sorted that, it took him months of drivng around to notice.

[AstonZagato]

SpydieNut said:

A recent holiday to Nice found this brochure in the tourist information centre

Strangely my g/f didn't seem to think it was quite so funny

Closer to home:
http://www.cums.org.uk/
CUMS

[irocfan]

[5potTurbo]

^^^ I don't understand.

[Richyvrlimited]

5potTurbo said:

^^^ I don't understand.

Nummer

[ChemicalChaos]

Most people would just say "well, that tool's broken". My friend, however, is not most people - and possesses a great gift for writing with dry wit!

[UncappedTag]

MartG said:

Slong slapped on conventional sink, running tab; no hand washing required

Extra Slong trap not needed

[wilfandrowlf]

ChemicalChaos said:

Most people would just say "well, that tool's broken". My friend, however, is not most people - and possesses a great gift for writing with dry wit!

Very good, have a.......

[PoleDriver]

5potTurbo said:

^^^ I don't understand.

Speeling misteak!

[louiebaby]

Since recently stepping down the path of trying to become a company director, (I'm already powerfully built) I am now regularly getting offers of help in designing my website.

I'm interested to know how these people are able to find my details but that is an aside.

I got one this morning which managed to get past Gmail's junk mail filter, from someone called Jack Sparrow.

I have replied asking him whether he would need to be paid in Spanish Doubloons, or whether good quality rum would be an acceptable alternative.

It has cheered me up slightly on dull, wet morning...

[illmonkey]

Can't decided if the marketing for the Oxford bus company is genius or idiotic.

I can just imagine the meeting, with someone unassumingly chiming in "well, my sons always going on about 'netflix and chill', lets use that!"

[MartG]

[5potTurbo]

PoleDriver said:

5potTurbo said:

^^^ I don't understand.

Speeling misteak!

Sorry.... too much Cherman HERE. (my excuse, anyway - colleague opposite me is speaking Cherman right now!)

[227bhp]

illmonkey said:

Can't decided if the marketing for the Oxford bus company is genius or idiotic.

I can just imagine the meeting, with someone unassumingly chiming in "well, my sons always going on about 'netflix and chill', lets use that!"

I know someone who announced on FB she was having an evening in with her daughter, or as she put it 'Netflix n chill with my daughter'
Wouldn't have minded being a fly on the wall


Today I was helping a mate prep' a car for sale, it came in with a hideous sticker, nay, murial all over the inside of the back window which I had to peel off bit by bit heating it with the hairdryer. This was made less laborious by the fact that of course old stickers never die, so some poor sod is going to be driving around when the windows steam up and he looks in the mirror to see 80's icon 'Fido Dido' with his fingers in his ears, caption over the top reading 'Ace of Bass'.

[Baron Greenback]

Not really a snigger but grin! Big issue in chelsea local shop!

Edited by Baron Greenback on Friday 13th May 16:26

[Calza]

upload gifs

[davhill]

What sort of chocolates



They're a gift for a lady who's been helping me. How the Hell can I present them without tittering?

[Hugh Jarse]

[mybrainhurts]

SpydieNut said:

A couple of weeks ago a chap down the road had 'I love bass' on his window - maybe one of his friends helped out

Ah, yes...the Volkwagen Up Ass