Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)
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V6 Pushfit said:
No, it can't be...https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2362935/K...
Although the part about one of the ejected passengers being run over by fire trucks was true. Four flight attendants were ejected due to the destruction of the aft galley where they were seated, along with two passengers ejected due to not wearing their seatbelts. The NTSB report suggests that, had they been seated and restrained by their belts, they would likely have remained within the cabin and survived...
https://www.ntsb.gov/news/events/pages/2014_Asiana...
Video animation of the crash, based on investigation findings, here...
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/tra...
Edited by yellowjack on Monday 13th January 12:09
yellowjack said:
V6 Pushfit said:
No, it can't be...https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2362935/K...
Although the part about one of the ejected passengers being run over by fire trucks was true. Four flight attendants were ejected due to the destruction of the aft galley where they were seated, along with two passengers ejected due to not wearing their seatbelts. The NTSB report suggests that, had they been seated and restrained by their belts, they would likely have remained within the cabin and survived...
https://www.ntsb.gov/news/events/pages/2014_Asiana...
paua said:
Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop website sells out of vagina-scented candles within hours
Ok, 'fess up, who bought one?
candle called "This Smells Like My Vagina"
In the 80s a snack company launched "hedgehog-flavoured" crisps. Someone complained to Trading Standards that the crisps didn't taste of hedgehog, which lead to a Trading Standards officer having to sample some hedgehog to see if the crisps were sufficiently hedgehog-flavoured...Ok, 'fess up, who bought one?
candle called "This Smells Like My Vagina"
ten200 said:
paua said:
Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop website sells out of vagina-scented candles within hours
Ok, 'fess up, who bought one?
candle called "This Smells Like My Vagina"
In the 80s a snack company launched "hedgehog-flavoured" crisps. Someone complained to Trading Standards that the crisps didn't taste of hedgehog, which lead to a Trading Standards officer having to sample some hedgehog to see if the crisps were sufficiently hedgehog-flavoured...Ok, 'fess up, who bought one?
candle called "This Smells Like My Vagina"
Full details here
Whether the candles smell like the woman's quim or not is a moot point, but she's apparently forty eight years old. Isn't it adequate for the candles to smell of week old haddock?
MartG said:
I remember my grandfather used to make my grandmother tea and a boiled egg for breakfast and she just couldn't understand how he managed to get the tea and eggs so perfectly timed. She was somewhat less than amused to discover one day that he simply popped the egg in to the kettle so that it would be ready at the same time as the tea 
irocfan said:
I remember my grandfather used to make my grandmother tea and a boiled egg for breakfast and she just couldn't understand how he managed to get the tea and eggs so perfectly timed. She was somewhat less than amused to discover one day that he simply popped the egg in to the kettle so that it would be ready at the same time as the tea
That's genius - and as long as the egg was clean, which they pretty much are, what's the fuss?Mothersruin said:
irocfan said:
I remember my grandfather used to make my grandmother tea and a boiled egg for breakfast and she just couldn't understand how he managed to get the tea and eggs so perfectly timed. She was somewhat less than amused to discover one day that he simply popped the egg in to the kettle so that it would be ready at the same time as the tea
That's genius - and as long as the egg was clean, which they pretty much are, what's the fuss?I was in the kitchen boiling some eggs, when the friend called, “Frank, do me a cup of tea would you please?”
I called back, “Hang on Bob, as soon as the water these eggs are in has boiled, I’ll pour it in the teapot, you know that I don’t drink tea, so how many teaspoons of tea should I put in the teapot?”
“NOOOO!” he screamed, “don’t use the egg water, my old mum swears blind that causes warts!”
I’d heard of old wives tales, but that was a doozy!
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