Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol - XIV)

[NoVetec]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Good morning? It's practically the afternoon, you stay-a-bed.

I wish I was still in bed.

Only got 3 hours' sleep and I didn't even pull.

[Cock Womble 7]

NoVetec said:

and I didn't even pull.

Amateur.

[NoVetec]

I'm brewing up a beast of a poo.

[Aizle]

Life Saab Itch said:

I doubt they'd go for this name...

"I'm Daddy Pony, baby."

?

[Life Saab Itch]

Aizle said:

"I'm Daddy Pony, baby."

?

Gopher Cough

[Life Saab Itch]

iPhone is st.

Fact

[Aizle]

Life Saab Itch said:

iPhone is st.

Fact

So are your fat fingers.

It's just what you are used to, I know what words this will and won't correct.

[Life Saab Itch]

Aizle said:

So are your fat fingers.

It's just what you are used to, I know what words this will and won't correct.

It's beyond that level. The whole thing is just st.

[Aizle]

Life Saab Itch said:

It's beyond that level. The whole thing is just st.

So's your face.

[GTIR]

NoVetec said:

I'm brewing up a beast of a poo.

That's not the best chat up line, is it.

[NoVetec]

GTIR said:

That's not the best chat up line, is it.

What if the girl is scatty?

Here 'till Thursday, try the veal etc.

[iva cosworth]

Trivial.

I had a phone book delivered today[left on doorstep whilst out at work]

It's tiny,like a large magasine

Is everyone ex-directory to avoid the double glazing sales calls ?

And the type inside is even smaller,20:20 vision required to read any of it

[Waugh-terfall]

Is Womble learning how to service his car in the same way I learned how to change the brake pads on mine?

[Aizle]

Waugh-terfall said:

Is Womble learning how to service his car in the same way I learned how to change the brake pads on mine?

As long as he doesn't put as much copper grease down the filler cap as you did on the back of your pads, he should be fine.

[Waugh-terfall]

Aizle said:

Waugh-terfall said:

Is Womble learning how to service his car in the same way I learned how to change the brake pads on mine?

As long as he doesn't put as much copper grease down the filler cap as you did on the back of your pads, he should be fine.

Brakes don't squeal though...

[Aizle]

Waugh-terfall said:

Brakes don't squeal though...

I'm surprised they even brake!

[Aizle]

Trains are st.

[Aizle]

I'm in London, y0.

[GTIR]

I'm at Heathrow. Yo.

[NoVetec]

GTIR said:

I'm at Heathrow. Yo.

Y0 dawg, I heard you like terminals.