Discussion
Crossflow Kid said:
ATG said:
walm said:
ATG said:
Tortoise is a good shout. Saves you having to buy body armour for the donkeys.
They aren't mutant ninja tortoises FFS!I mean... how many normal-size tortoises are you going to need to produce just ONE donkey-sized suit of body armour?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqeGxMgVOHI
jdw100 said:
RizzoTheRat said:
The 4 Tortoisemen of the Apocalypse doesn't have quite the same ring to it though.
Mind you neither does the 4 tortoise armoured donkeymen of the apocalypse.
I once saw monkeys riding on the backs of giant tortoises. It was at a wildlife sanctuary in Barbados Mind you neither does the 4 tortoise armoured donkeymen of the apocalypse.
Racist!Cotty said:
RizzoTheRat said:
Why? Surely you can't be suggesting that armadillo's would be better? Their armour might be more flexible but it's a lot thinner.
No im suggesting that talking about trying to armour a donkey by using other animals is stupid. Besides this all came from DA's extremely sensible point that if one wants to have a ready, fresh, ongoing supply of food, then the best thing rather than hiding thousands of tins of mormon soup is to do what people have been doing for at least 12,000 years and get some domestic grazing animals.
But that's not as much fun as buying guns, camo gear, army rations and putting on face paint for your 'bug out drill'.
I admit his idea of covering the poor donkeys in armour and shgging them was a bit left of field. But his core idea was correct.
But that's not as much fun as buying guns, camo gear, army rations and putting on face paint for your 'bug out drill'.
I admit his idea of covering the poor donkeys in armour and shgging them was a bit left of field. But his core idea was correct.
DonkeyApple said:
Halmyre said:
ApOrbital said:
Has 5ohmustang gone under ground or just knows he ain't what he said he was?
he he he ^
His mum changed the password on the PC.he he he ^
Timmy40 said:
jdw100 said:
RizzoTheRat said:
The 4 Tortoisemen of the Apocalypse doesn't have quite the same ring to it though.
Mind you neither does the 4 tortoise armoured donkeymen of the apocalypse.
I once saw monkeys riding on the backs of giant tortoises. It was at a wildlife sanctuary in Barbados Mind you neither does the 4 tortoise armoured donkeymen of the apocalypse.
Racist!Bill said:
DonkeyApple said:
Halmyre said:
ApOrbital said:
Has 5ohmustang gone under ground or just knows he ain't what he said he was?
he he he ^
His mum changed the password on the PC.he he he ^
walm said:
Timmy40 said:
...the best thing rather than hiding thousands of tins of mormon soup...
Just googled "mormon soup" and I kid you not, this came up......blooming rule 34!
Cotty said:
RizzoTheRat said:
Why? Surely you can't be suggesting that armadillo's would be better? Their armour might be more flexible but it's a lot thinner.
No im suggesting that talking about trying to armour a donkey by using other animals is stupid. battered said:
No intention to be harsh, if I pffended anyone then I'm sorry. It was simply a little tongue in cheek. If you do wish to keep food aside for bad weather, power failure or a car breakdown, and there's nothing wrong with that if you live in a rural area, then the strategy is what i wrote in the first paragraph. This doesn't cost anything other than having to buy stocks and store them, and there's no waste if you rotate your stocks and manage things such that you eat bags of pasta (say) at 6 months old and replace them as they are consumed.
My bad, sorry about that! The lack of smileys led me to believe you were being serious is all 
DonkeyApple said:
Well, he's certainly been busy amending his digital footprint and deleting posts.
Maybe his CIA handlers contacted him to tell him to go back under deep cover. He'd said too much already. ( or possibly his GCSE exam revision week has ended and he's back at school? )
Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff