The thread for puns not jokes...

[Ultra Sound Guy]

There’s some real live wires on here today!

[Monkeylegend]

What on earth makes you think that?

[glenrobbo]

I reckon they are all terminal cases, soon to shuffle off this mortal coil.

The load of shunts.

The sheer damned impedance of them.

[davhill]

They stay in contact every switch way they can.

[glenrobbo]

I can relay to that.

[davhill]

glenrobbo said:

I can relay to that.

Glad to hear you're so grounded.

[glenrobbo]

davhill said:

Glad to hear you're so grounded.

Well, I was born under an Earth sign.

[Evangelion]

Have we finished with these silly electrical puns now?

Or are they still current?

[glenrobbo]

I think they're still doing the circuit.
They'll probably run it right down to the wire.

[Pericoloso]

Monkeylegend said:

WATT on earth makes you think that?

Edited for more pun relevance.

[glenrobbo]

It's got the potential to go on for quite a while unless it meets some resistance.
Or becomes incapacitated. It's a negative way to conduct a thread.
I wasn't expecting it to turn into a joule.

Watt do you reckon?

Edited by glenrobbo on Sunday 8th April 00:55

[Pericoloso]

Thread has exceeded it's capacitor.

I'm fusing interest in it.

[glenrobbo]

And please don't give me electron the matter. It's not my volt. Sod it, I'm off ohm.
I'll leave you in charge.

Edited by glenrobbo on Sunday 8th April 01:05

[Pericoloso]

I'll keep this Short but I prefer to remain Neutral on it.

[threespires]

I hope it fizzles out soon as somebody might fall victim to avolt and battery.

[RDMcG]

threespires said:

I hope it fizzles out soon as somebody might fall victim to avolt and battery.

Serious chsrges

[glenrobbo]

threespires said:

I hope it fizzles out soon as somebody might fall victim to avolt and battery.

I don't care, as long as it's faraday from meter them.

[Ultra Sound Guy]

Any more of these appalling electrical puns and you end up being locked in a cage Faraday!

[GIYess]

this thread really does have the capacity to ampere my progress in work. My efforts to be productive are really being met with some resistance.

[mickk]

GIYess said:

this thread really does have the capacity to ampere my progress in work. My efforts to be productive are really being met with some resistance.

That hertz my feelings.