Tell a sad story using 3 words

[Billsnemesis]

Vipers punch line

[Whoozit]

Christmas is cancelled

[InArrears]

Whoozit said:

Christmas is cancelled

Just invite 27

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9061903/T...

[cobra kid]

Daveb257 said:

Leaky rubber item

Scariest of waits

[davhill]

Hermes parcel overweight

[Whoozit]

davhill said:

Hermes parcel overweight

Ooh nice. In the same vein

Collect from depot

[Peanut130]

its not there

[davhill]

davhill said:

Hermes parcel overweight

I had to stump up £4.59 for third of a Kg. Gits.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

davhill said:

davhill said:

Hermes parcel overweight

I had to stump up £4.59 for third of a Kg. Gits.

More than three.

[Daveb257]

cobra kid said:

Daveb257 said:

Leaky rubber item

Scariest of waits

New wellies bought

[Jasandjules]

Boris is PM.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Jasandjules said:

Boris is PM.

Blimey, breaking news!

[davhill]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

More than three.

Alright smartybreeks

£4.59 1/3 Kg

Pick bones out

[talksthetorque]

Tier 2 hotel :claps:

Sat in restaurant.

Was very nice.

Not Scotch Egg

[cobra kid]

Daveb257 said:

cobra kid said:

Daveb257 said:

Leaky rubber item

Scariest of waits

New wellies bought

Oh, my mistake

[Tyre Smoke]

Steinlager for Christmas!

[Captain Smerc]

My cock stinks

[Captain Smerc]

At Whitley Bay

[SCEtoAUX]

DFS broke promise

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Where is Frank7?