PH Secret Santa 2019 - The Santae, vengeance!

[GryllsBear]

Nowt here at Smiljan estates either, I feel my attempts to avoid stalking by cunningly changing my forum name temporarily may have work a little too well

My victim hasn't noted receiving their package either, I know it has been delivered.

5 sleeps left to the big day though so keeping the faith.

[andburg]

Master Bean said:

I need to see pictures of packages.

Really you wrote that here of all places?

[Captain Raymond Holt]

W1bbles

Your delivery is en route with the royal mail, mrs clause posted it for me and cheaper out on 2nd class postage so it may not be with you until Tuesday!

When it arrives you can open the outer box, there is an envelope which when opened may give you some mild clues and explanations but feel free to have a peek if you wish. The gifts are exquisitely wrapped inside.

Ta

[GOG440]

morgs_ said:

Master Bean
The Moose
Giblet
glade
R8 Steve
bristolbaron
GOG440
Nigelpugh7
Kev.RS
axgizmo
The Spruce Goose
deejay005

12 showing as 'No' to sent currently. Most seem to be active in this thread and elsewhere, so hopefully all okay...

You might have already Captain but could be worth a friendly email to them just to make sure all is in hand?

posted but I'm a muppet and forgot to update the wiki.

I think my present has arrived today too

[w1bbles]

Captain Raymond Holt said:

W1bbles

Your delivery is en route with the royal mail, mrs clause posted it for me and cheaper out on 2nd class postage so it may not be with you until Tuesday!

When it arrives you can open the outer box, there is an envelope which when opened may give you some mild clues and explanations but feel free to have a peek if you wish. The gifts are exquisitely wrapped inside.

Ta

Excellent news! Tuesday is my birthday so I shall get some sort of bizarre double enjoyment out of a parcel...

[bristolbaron]

andburg said:

Master Bean said:

I need to see pictures of packages.

Really you wrote that here of all places?

Wait, what? You think he might not have meant appendages?








[edit] does anyone know if it’s possible to recall a PM?

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Butterface

Have faith ye, all is in the lap of them with the herpes. Pray it will arrive on time, the elves were well inside the last day for herpes so you ought to catch itno problem.

There is no ph paper due to a windows 10 and patience conflict but it is clearly marked. Everything is wrapped inside but as you're clearly going to be first to open, best leave it pristine eh.

Never mind about the numerical anomaly. It's not important

Happy holidays sir

[geeks]

bristolbaron said:

andburg said:

Master Bean said:

I need to see pictures of packages.

Really you wrote that here of all places?

Wait, what? You think he might not have meant appendages?








[edit] does anyone know if it’s possible to recall a PM?

Well..... this is awkward!

[nigelpugh7]

morgs_ said:

Master Bean
The Moose
Giblet
glade
R8 Steve
bristolbaron
GOG440
Nigelpugh7
Kev.RS
axgizmo
The Spruce Goose
deejay005

12 showing as 'No' to sent currently. Most seem to be active in this thread and elsewhere, so hopefully all okay...

You might have already Captain but could be worth a friendly email to them just to make sure all is in hand?

Wait what?

I’m in the naughty list too?

I sent mine yesterday and updated the wiki too?

[morgs_]

Okay Santa, I'm officially bricking it. You've done well

I thought my social media was fairly well locked down, which Santa confirms. Turns out my wife's social media is the in my armour though and has revealed a cornucopia of information

Opened it all last night after the works do, only realised this morning that the message in the card rhymes! Top work Santa, can't wait for the big day now!



Excellent presentation.



Guilty



Intriguing clues on the labels!

PS. The calendar would have gone down well, even if if it would have freaked us out a bit
PPS. I will be checking the wife's Facebook settings and locking it down!

[Captain Raymond Holt]

nigelpugh7 said:

morgs_ said:

Master Bean
The Moose
Giblet
glade
R8 Steve
bristolbaron
GOG440
Nigelpugh7
Kev.RS
axgizmo
The Spruce Goose
deejay005

12 showing as 'No' to sent currently. Most seem to be active in this thread and elsewhere, so hopefully all okay...

You might have already Captain but could be worth a friendly email to them just to make sure all is in hand?

Wait what?

I’m in the naughty list too?

I sent mine yesterday and updated the wiki too?

I blame Morgs_

[nigelpugh7]

Captain Raymond Holt said:

I blame Morgs_

Yep kill him, kill him with fire!

[morgs_]

Captain Raymond Holt said:

I blame Morgs_

Woah now! As I have stalked out my victim, I had time to research this further.

That was the 10:18 list you were quoting, the 16:55 list did not include you Nigel, as you updated the wiki at 15:21

Save those pitchforks though, we still have some outstanding members showing as 'no' on the wiki

Giblet
glade
R8Steve
Kev.RS
axgizmo
deejay005

[nigelpugh7]

morgs_ said:

Woah now! As I have stalked out my victim, I had time to research this further.

That was the 10:18 list you were quoting, the 16:55 list did not include you Nigel, as you updated the wiki at 15:21

Save those pitchforks though, we still have some outstanding members showing as 'no' on the wiki

Giblet
glade
R8Steve
Kev.RS
axgizmo
deejay005

Ah haha! Your forgiven then.

I didn’t help that my update and your post passed like ships in the night, as I updated the wiki in the morning at my local rural post office thinking all Would be good.

But as the wireless mobile data is about 9600 baud in that part of the world it actually didn’t update until I got back home after 16:00!

[morgs_]

nigelpugh7 said:

morgs_ said:

Woah now! As I have stalked out my victim, I had time to research this further.

That was the 10:18 list you were quoting, the 16:55 list did not include you Nigel, as you updated the wiki at 15:21

Save those pitchforks though, we still have some outstanding members showing as 'no' on the wiki

Giblet
glade
R8Steve
Kev.RS
axgizmo
deejay005

Ah haha! Your forgiven then.

I didn’t help that my update and your post passed like ships in the night, as I updated the wiki in the morning at my local rural post office thinking all Would be good.

But as the wireless mobile data is about 9600 baud in that part of the world it actually didn’t update until I got back home after 16:00!

The joys of living in the countryside!

[bristolbaron]

I found the perfect wrapping paper for this thread the other day, too late for me, but maybe for next year

[Butter Face]

Captain Raymond Holt said:

ButterFace

The contents of your package have all been found, there is just one due in for some light modifications early next week before the whole ugly matter is entrusted to those of herpes or the royal fail.

Because the timing is going to be tight, do let our leader know if there's an alternative preferred chimney for delivery.

Don't panic, we already know where you live.

It's here!!!!


Can I open to box or no?

[Captain Raymond Holt]

nigelpugh7 said:

morgs_ said:

Woah now! As I have stalked out my victim, I had time to research this further.

That was the 10:18 list you were quoting, the 16:55 list did not include you Nigel, as you updated the wiki at 15:21

Save those pitchforks though, we still have some outstanding members showing as 'no' on the wiki

Giblet
glade
R8Steve
Kev.RS
axgizmo
deejay005

Ah haha! Your forgiven then.

I didn’t help that my update and your post passed like ships in the night, as I updated the wiki in the morning at my local rural post office thinking all Would be good.

But as the wireless mobile data is about 9600 baud in that part of the world it actually didn’t update until I got back home after 16:00!

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Rutter

Hi Rutter, your back up present is now on its way to you after being unable to wait any longer for the elves in Florida to send your personalised gift over to the uk so as a result you shall now be receiving both a Christmas and new year gift! Hope this is ok? Santa

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Rawwr

The second part of your gift has been dispatched and will be with you on Monday.

You can remove the outer packaging.

The traditional way to erect this monster under the tree is with the long side of the package pointing aloft. Hth