Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

[gazapc]

Mother is in hospital so, as you do, looked up the hospital online and this photo/caption on wikipedia came up.

I always thought the cameras were much smaller these days...

[Killer2005]

The tshirt people who competed the local Dewsbury 10k race were presented with

[perdu]

Two weeks time they will be worth a packet on ebay

[motco]

Killer2005 said:

The tshirt people who competed the local Dewsbury 10k race were presented with

Sorry, but the first thing I thought of was a dyslexic screen printer who meant to print 'Dewsbury OIK'

[motco]

gazapc said:

Mother is in hospital so, as you do, looked up the hospital online and this photo/caption on wikipedia came up.

I always thought the cameras were much smaller these days...

[Electronicpants]

[MartG]

[LosingGrip]

MartG said:

Even better that its from a church!

Still laughing at farting. Had my first real fart in front of my new girlfriend last night. I pissed myself laughing (as did she before letting one go herself ha)

[Clockwork Cupcake]

LosingGrip said:

Still laughing at farting. Had my first real fart in front of my new girlfriend last night. I pissed myself laughing (as did she before letting one go herself ha)

That's when you know that you have moved into the next stage in a relationship - when you start to fart in front of each other.

The next stage after that is when you take your own clothes off before sex, rather undressing each other.

[LosingGrip]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

That's when you know that you have moved into the next stage in a relationship - when you start to fart in front of each other.

The next stage after that is when you take your own clothes off before sex, rather undressing each other.

fk...that was the first time...I was in my bike leathers and its hard enough when I try and get out of them let alone someone trying to get me out of them!

[Ultra Sound Guy]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

LosingGrip said:

Still laughing at farting. Had my first real fart in front of my new girlfriend last night. I pissed myself laughing (as did she before letting one go herself ha)

That's when you know that you have moved into the next stage in a relationship - when you start to fart in front of each other.

The next stage after that is when you take your own clothes off before sex, rather undressing each other.

It does tend to save a lot of money in replacement shirt buttons!

[davhill]

LosingGrip said:

Still laughing at farting. Had my first real fart in front of my new girlfriend last night. I pissed myself laughing (as did she before letting one go herself ha)

I've a good one-liner that fits perfectly into the shocked post-fart silence.

Get out and walk, Donald.

[davhill]

[MartG]

[paua]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

LosingGrip said:

Still laughing at farting. Had my first real fart in front of my new girlfriend last night. I pissed myself laughing (as did she before letting one go herself ha)

That's when you know that you have moved into the next stage in a relationship - when you start to fart in front of each other.

The next stage after that is when you take your own clothes off before sex, rather undressing each other.

There are 3 stages to a relationship: 1 - house sex, you fk in every room of the house
2 - bedroom sex, you fk in the bedroom only
3 - hallway sex, you pass each other in the hallway & shout, fk you

[talksthetorque]

LosingGrip said:

Even better that its from a church!

Still laughing at farting. Had my first real fart in front of my new girlfriend last night. I pissed myself laughing (as did she before letting one go herself ha)

Username is appropriate

[AstonZagato]

davhill said:

LosingGrip said:

Still laughing at farting. Had my first real fart in front of my new girlfriend last night. I pissed myself laughing (as did she before letting one go herself ha)

I've a good one-liner that fits perfectly into the shocked post-fart silence.

Get out and walk, Donald.

Or "a bit more choke and that would have started"

[And172940]

Not really juvenile but certainly made me snigger.

[alorotom]

And172940 said:

Not really juvenile but certainly made me snigger.

The sad thing most people will believe that’s ‘a deal’ / ‘saving’

[And172940]

The snowmen seem to be in on it, they're all winking