Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 6)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 6)

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deeen

6,081 posts

246 months

Sunday 2nd August 2020
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
davhill said:
Errrm...'Keep Clear'?
Oh yeah. That would probably do it.

paperbag

getmecoat
He wants us to sweep it, now???

droopsnoot

12,050 posts

243 months

Tuesday 4th August 2020
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Twitter. I very rarely go on Twitter, but I have an account because I wanted to reserve the name. Now, for some reason, it's started emailing me daily telling me about stuff that "People in Cheltenham shared".

I'm not in Cheltenham (nor anywhere near it), I've never been there, and I don't care what the people there shared.

Or maybe I'm annoyed with my mobile broadband provider for sending out invalid location information which I presume Twitter use to "personalise" these emails that I never wanted in the first place.

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

136 months

Tuesday 4th August 2020
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droopsnoot said:
Twitter. I very rarely go on Twitter, but I have an account because I wanted to reserve the name. Now, for some reason, it's started emailing me daily telling me about stuff that "People in Cheltenham shared".

I'm not in Cheltenham (nor anywhere near it), I've never been there, and I don't care what the people there shared.

Or maybe I'm annoyed with my mobile broadband provider for sending out invalid location information which I presume Twitter use to "personalise" these emails that I never wanted in the first place.
Perhaps it's picked up on the location of the people tracking you....
sonar

nicanary

9,824 posts

147 months

Wednesday 5th August 2020
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If someone can effectively enunciate "the" why the feck can't they do the same with "firty-free"?

That's you Mark Labett. Lazy parenting and teaching. No need for it.

Jim the Sunderer

3,240 posts

183 months

Wednesday 5th August 2020
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American CEOs, what a bunch of nepotistic one trick bds.

I'm not even at risk of redundancy or being outsourced.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Wednesday 5th August 2020
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Sheets Tabuer said:
People selling puppies, looked in the classifieds to day and we have:

jugs
rotterman
cocapoo
cavapoo
jackapoo
Shicon

When I were t'lad thems were called mongrels.
What do you call a cross between a Shih Tzu and a poodle?..

Sheets Tabuer

19,104 posts

216 months

Wednesday 5th August 2020
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Bloody hell I thought you'd died

paua

5,842 posts

144 months

Wednesday 5th August 2020
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mybrainhurts said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
People selling puppies, looked in the classifieds to day and we have:

jugs
rotterman
cocapoo
cavapoo
jackapoo
Shicon

When I were t'lad thems were called mongrels.
What do you call a cross between a Shih Tzu and a poodle?..
Shihtle?

popeyewhite

20,125 posts

121 months

Wednesday 5th August 2020
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paua said:
mybrainhurts said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
People selling puppies, looked in the classifieds to day and we have:

jugs
rotterman
cocapoo
cavapoo
jackapoo
Shicon

When I were t'lad thems were called mongrels.
What do you call a cross between a Shih Tzu and a poodle?..
Shihtle?
Heinz 57

davhill

5,263 posts

185 months

Thursday 6th August 2020
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Sky has been driving me crackers.

I moved from my house in Kendal, to near Marple.
I'd cancelled my Sky account and arranged to return the Sky hardware - my tenant kindly
offered to see to this for me.

Six months later, I started getting nag messages demanding action with menaces. If i don't send the Sky Q box and minibox
back within x days, we'll charge you £190 for non-return.

So, I contacted the tenant and discovered the return packaging hadn't shown up. I called Sky next and asked for another set of boxes,
pointing out that I've a mail redirect on so sending to the former account address would see the packaging turning up where I am now,
90 miles South of the hardware's location.

The solution was obvious so I asked, "Please replace my name on the label with that of the tenant, followed by, 'Care Of'' and
the rest of the address."

Simples? Oh dear me no. No, This exercise doesn't lie in Sky's remit. Yes, they could send the boxes in my name to another address, so I thought, "OK, send the packaging to the address of my ex (in Kendal), who owes me things and she'll drop it at my old address."
"Do you live there?" asked the woman. "With my ex? Get real." "Well, quoth she,"We can send the boxes to your new address but we can only send them to an address you live at."

By now, I was down two calls to Sky returns, Three emails, to Sky Access (for the disabled), Sky Returns and one to Account Help. Jeez, I was
losing the desire, let alone the will, and ability, to reason.

As thngs stand, my tenant will get a box, pack up the gear, print and attach the label I got from Royal Mail and sent to him.


And Sky is a provider? That has to be the oxymoron of the century. I mean, the poor lambs would have had to make at least 20
keystrokes to change the address. This would clearly tax htem beyond human endurance.


alorotom

11,967 posts

188 months

Thursday 6th August 2020
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davhill said:
Sky has been driving me crackers.

I moved from my house in Kendal, to near Marple.
I'd cancelled my Sky account and arranged to return the Sky hardware - my tenant kindly
offered to see to this for me.

Six months later, I started getting nag messages demanding action with menaces. If i don't send the Sky Q box and minibox
back within x days, we'll charge you £190 for non-return.

So, I contacted the tenant and discovered the return packaging hadn't shown up. I called Sky next and asked for another set of boxes,
pointing out that I've a mail redirect on so sending to the former account address would see the packaging turning up where I am now,
90 miles South of the hardware's location.

The solution was obvious so I asked, "Please replace my name on the label with that of the tenant, followed by, 'Care Of'' and
the rest of the address."

Simples? Oh dear me no. No, This exercise doesn't lie in Sky's remit. Yes, they could send the boxes in my name to another address, so I thought, "OK, send the packaging to the address of my ex (in Kendal), who owes me things and she'll drop it at my old address."
"Do you live there?" asked the woman. "With my ex? Get real." "Well, quoth she,"We can send the boxes to your new address but we can only send them to an address you live at."

By now, I was down two calls to Sky returns, Three emails, to Sky Access (for the disabled), Sky Returns and one to Account Help. Jeez, I was
losing the desire, let alone the will, and ability, to reason.

As thngs stand, my tenant will get a box, pack up the gear, print and attach the label I got from Royal Mail and sent to him.


And Sky is a provider? That has to be the oxymoron of the century. I mean, the poor lambs would have had to make at least 20
keystrokes to change the address. This would clearly tax htem beyond human endurance.

You can just ask for a label to be emailed to you for the boxes to return via either royal mail or collect+ (whichever is easier) - you could then email this to your tenant and ask them to box them up in any packaging and send them?

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Thursday 6th August 2020
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alorotom said:
You can just ask for a label to be emailed to you for the boxes to return via either royal mail or collect+ (whichever is easier) - you could then email this to your tenant and ask them to box them up in any packaging and send them?
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Or even print the labels himself and post them on to the tenant, to save them any hassle.

The Mad Monk

10,493 posts

118 months

Thursday 6th August 2020
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V8mate said:
alorotom said:
You can just ask for a label to be emailed to you for the boxes to return via either royal mail or collect+ (whichever is easier) - you could then email this to your tenant and ask them to box them up in any packaging and send them?
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Or even print the labels himself and post them on to the tenant, to save them any hassle.
Or send the boxes back to Sky before he leaves the premises.

Or take the boxes with him and send them back to Sky from the new address.

paua

5,842 posts

144 months

Thursday 6th August 2020
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V8mate said:
alorotom said:
You can just ask for a label to be emailed to you for the boxes to return via either royal mail or collect+ (whichever is easier) - you could then email this to your tenant and ask them to box them up in any packaging and send them?
thumbup

Or even print the labels himself and post them on to the tenant, to save them any hassle.
Alternatively, make a short video of beating the equipment with a 10 lb hammer/ large axe, placing the remnants under the driven wheels of your car & dumping the clutch at 6000 rpm to see how far said remnants can be catapulted & posting on youtube. If sufficient numbers watch, you may recoup the cost of the gear. And it will provide some satisfaction.

Halmyre

11,274 posts

140 months

Thursday 6th August 2020
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paua said:
V8mate said:
alorotom said:
You can just ask for a label to be emailed to you for the boxes to return via either royal mail or collect+ (whichever is easier) - you could then email this to your tenant and ask them to box them up in any packaging and send them?
thumbup

Or even print the labels himself and post them on to the tenant, to save them any hassle.
Alternatively, make a short video of beating the equipment with a 10 lb hammer/ large axe, placing the remnants under the driven wheels of your car & dumping the clutch at 6000 rpm to see how far said remnants can be catapulted & posting on youtube. If sufficient numbers watch, you may recoup the cost of the gear. And it will provide some satisfaction.
Looking at Sky's pricing, they probably recoup the value of the boxes very quickly, and presumably they're sod-all use for any other application, so why do Sky want them back so badly?

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Thursday 6th August 2020
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Halmyre said:
paua said:
V8mate said:
alorotom said:
You can just ask for a label to be emailed to you for the boxes to return via either royal mail or collect+ (whichever is easier) - you could then email this to your tenant and ask them to box them up in any packaging and send them?
thumbup

Or even print the labels himself and post them on to the tenant, to save them any hassle.
Alternatively, make a short video of beating the equipment with a 10 lb hammer/ large axe, placing the remnants under the driven wheels of your car & dumping the clutch at 6000 rpm to see how far said remnants can be catapulted & posting on youtube. If sufficient numbers watch, you may recoup the cost of the gear. And it will provide some satisfaction.
Looking at Sky's pricing, they probably recoup the value of the boxes very quickly, and presumably they're sod-all use for any other application, so why do Sky want them back so badly?
WEEE compliance.

paua

5,842 posts

144 months

Thursday 6th August 2020
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V8mate said:
Halmyre said:
paua said:
V8mate said:
alorotom said:
You can just ask for a label to be emailed to you for the boxes to return via either royal mail or collect+ (whichever is easier) - you could then email this to your tenant and ask them to box them up in any packaging and send them?
thumbup

Or even print the labels himself and post them on to the tenant, to save them any hassle.
Alternatively, make a short video of beating the equipment with a 10 lb hammer/ large axe, placing the remnants under the driven wheels of your car & dumping the clutch at 6000 rpm to see how far said remnants can be catapulted & posting on youtube. If sufficient numbers watch, you may recoup the cost of the gear. And it will provide some satisfaction.
Looking at Sky's pricing, they probably recoup the value of the boxes very quickly, and presumably they're sod-all use for any other application, so why do Sky want them back so badly?
WEEE compliance.
I wee on your compliance?

Dave_90

38 posts

46 months

Thursday 6th August 2020
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Halmyre said:
Looking at Sky's pricing, they probably recoup the value of the boxes very quickly, and presumably they're sod-all use for any other application, so why do Sky want them back so badly?
I think it varies from case to case - I cancelled a Sky broadband subscription a couple of months in and they couldn't care less about getting the router back. It is still sitting in a cupboard somewhere.

matchmaker

8,514 posts

201 months

Thursday 6th August 2020
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"Chateauneuf du Pape". Why does the Pontiff need nine fking castles?

vaud

50,779 posts

156 months

Thursday 6th August 2020
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matchmaker said:
"Chateauneuf du Pape". Why does the Pontiff need nine fking castles?
It means "The Pope's new castle". Not the ninth. HTH.
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