Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 6)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 6)

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Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Thursday 6th August 2020
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matchmaker said:
"Chateauneuf du Pape". Why does the Pontiff need nine fking castles?
Is it nine or is it new?

Nimby

4,645 posts

151 months

Thursday 6th August 2020
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Neither. "Chateau" means "cat water" ie the wine tastes of cat's piss.

Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Thursday 6th August 2020
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Not beyond reason, but today the Post Office gave me the mild zig.
My wife said to me this a.m., “On your daily exercise amble, you’d better get a birthday card for your German grandson, and go to the Post Office to get his usual €20 note, plus a stamp for Europe.”
When I came back, she asked what rate I got for the €20 note, I said that I didn’t know, but that it cost £19.80.
Couple of minutes later, she said, “You were robbed, I just looked online at the rates at that Bureau de Change that you use at London Bridge, €20 would have cost you £18.60, no commission, just like the Post Office.”
I said, “Two things Nicky, 1) I usually get £750-£800 worth of dollars at the Bureau de Change, not a €20 note, and 2) I surely cba to get a bus there and back to save £1.20.”

davhill

5,263 posts

185 months

Thursday 6th August 2020
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paua said:
Alternatively, make a short video of beating the equipment with a 10 lb hammer/ large axe, placing the remnants under the driven wheels of your car & dumping the clutch at 6000 rpm to see how far said remnants can be catapulted & posting on youtube. If sufficient numbers watch, you may recoup the cost of the gear. And it will provide some satisfaction.
I certainly felt like doing something similar! Can I sue them for damages because the two Sky boxes (Q and mini) had to be hard wired together because they wouldn't interface wirelessly? I have holes in my windowframes (up & down) and an ugly wire poking from my wardrobe. Hooligans.

Chicken_Satay

2,300 posts

205 months

Thursday 6th August 2020
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Nimby said:
Neither. "Chateau" means "cat water" ie the wine tastes of cat's piss.
hehe

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Thursday 6th August 2020
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Chicken_Satay said:
Nimby said:
Neither. "Chateau" means "cat water" ie the wine tastes of cat's piss.
hehe
Very droll.

But, to coin a comedian (I can't remember which one one, but he was talking about coffee), it is richer and smoother than drinking Bryan Ferry.

Chicken_Satay

2,300 posts

205 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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The PistonHeads forums these days. They seem to be way less active than in the past. I'm thinking that either fewer people are using the site or it's because there are currently so many sub forums that it's created the illusion that not many people are using them.

The Mad Monk

10,493 posts

118 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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Doesn't it all depend how you view the various forums when you log on?

I first look at "My Stuff". Then "What's New". It's not often that I look for a specific sub-forum.

Isn't that what everybody does?

DoubleD

22,154 posts

109 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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The Mad Monk said:
Doesn't it all depend how you view the various forums when you log on?

I first look at "My Stuff". Then "What's New". It's not often that I look for a specific sub-forum.

Isn't that what everybody does?
I always look at certain sub forums that i have saved.

21st Century Man

41,046 posts

249 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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Frank7 said:
My wife said to me this a.m., “On your daily exercise amble, you’d better get a birthday card for your German grandson"
Your wife refers to your grandchildren by Nationality rather than name?

Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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21st Century Man said:
Frank7 said:
My wife said to me this a.m., “On your daily exercise amble, you’d better get a birthday card for your German grandson"
Your wife refers to your grandchildren by Nationality rather than name?
Good catch, but no.
First of all, my wife and I have no children, so the four grandkids are mine alone.
Second of all, she probably said that as she knew that I’d need more than a first or second class stamp for Germany, plus she was reminding me to get a €20 note, no good for my two English grandkids, but very handy in das Vaterland.

Antony Moxey

8,169 posts

220 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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Frank7 said:
21st Century Man said:
Frank7 said:
My wife said to me this a.m., “On your daily exercise amble, you’d better get a birthday card for your German grandson"
Your wife refers to your grandchildren by Nationality rather than name?
Good catch, but no.
First of all, my wife and I have no children, so the four grandkids are mine alone.
Second of all, she probably said that as she knew that I’d need more than a first or second class stamp for Germany, plus she was reminding me to get a €20 note, no good for my two English grandkids, but very handy in das Vaterland.
Surely you know which country your grandchildren live in? You’re not telling us if she’d said to get a birthday card for Fritz you’d reply enquiring if that was the German grandchild? Unless of course your grandchildren all have the same name.

Edited by Antony Moxey on Friday 7th August 15:27

DoubleD

22,154 posts

109 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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Something seems to be a little fishy

fatboy18

18,960 posts

212 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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Chicken_Satay said:
The PistonHeads forums these days. They seem to be way less active than in the past. I'm thinking that either fewer people are using the site or it's because there are currently so many sub forums that it's created the illusion that not many people are using them.
Facebook and other social media play a massive part.

Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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Antony Moxey said:
Surely you know which country your grandchildren live in? You’re not telling us if she’d said to get a birthday card for Fritz you’d reply enquiries if that was the German grandchild? Unless of course your grandchildren all have the same name.
I’m not sure if you guys are shining me on, or just overthinking it.
She could have said, “Get a card for Wolfgang, a €20 note, and a stamp for Europe.”
Instead, in her very nice way, she smiled as she reminded me to “get a card for your German grandson.”
She loves my four grandkids to bits, and meant nothing untoward in how she reminded me, when the German ones were small they called her Oma Nicky, (grandma Nicky).
I have been known to say to her, “remember, we’re supposed to be visiting your carrot crunching cousin next week”, (she lives in Kent), as opposed to one of her wise cousins who still live in Islington and Greenwich.

Lily the Pink

5,783 posts

171 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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Frank7 said:
... very handy in das Vaterland.
My German is very rustig, but shouldn't that be "im Vaterland" ? wink

Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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Lily the Pink said:
Frank7 said:
... very handy in das Vaterland.
My German is very rustig, but shouldn't that be "im Vaterland" ? wink
I assume that you meant rusty, rustig is rustic I’m told.
My German, aside from please, thanks, how’s it going, hello and goodbye is virtually non existent, I’ll use im, die, der, or das, and hope that people know what I’m going for.
I stopped trying after I asked for der rechnung in a restaurant, and my elder son shook his head, made a face, and said, “The word you want is bezahlen, not rechnung dad.”
rolleyes

Lily the Pink

5,783 posts

171 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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Frank7 said:
I assume that you meant rusty, rustig is rustic I’m told.
My German, aside from please, thanks, how’s it going, hello and goodbye is virtually non existent, I’ll use im, die, der, or das, and hope that people know what I’m going for.
I stopped trying after I asked for der rechnung in a restaurant, and my elder son shook his head, made a face, and said, “The word you want is bezahlen, not rechnung dad.”
rolleyes
No, rustig is German for rusty, and it might be a regional thing but I have always found that "die Rechnung bitte" and "bezahlen bitte" are interchangeable. But it's all sausage to me.

eldar

21,872 posts

197 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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Lily the Pink said:
No, rustig is German for rusty, and it might be a regional thing but I have always found that "die Rechnung bitte" and "bezahlen bitte" are interchangeable. But it's all sausage to me.
That's the wurst thing about it.

Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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Lily the Pink said:
No, rustig is German for rusty, and it might be a regional thing but I have always found that "die Rechnung bitte" and "bezahlen bitte" are interchangeable. But it's all sausage to me.
I catch your drift Lily, I get the impression that my elder son, living in Germany, never forgave me for leaving his mother a long time ago, so taking his cue from her, he’ll dig me out at the drop of a hat.
50 years ago we split, but on the last two occasions that we met, grandchild christenings, her husband has had to take her outside to calm her down, or I’ve had to restrain my wife from giving her a verbal volley.
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