Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
Discussion
BrabusMog said:
soad said:
Q: What do KFC and pussy have in common?
A: Both are finger licking good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
I've never really understood why people find this joke funny, as I would never intentionally lick my fingers after fingering my girlfriend???A: Both are finger licking good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
schmunk said:
BrabusMog said:
soad said:
Q: What do KFC and pussy have in common?
A: Both are finger licking good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
I've never really understood why people find this joke funny, as I would never intentionally lick my fingers after fingering my girlfriend???A: Both are finger licking good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
VladD said:
schmunk said:
BrabusMog said:
soad said:
Q: What do KFC and pussy have in common?
A: Both are finger licking good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
I've never really understood why people find this joke funny, as I would never intentionally lick my fingers after fingering my girlfriend???A: Both are finger licking good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
I said to the wife, "Please pass me a newspaper."
"Don't be silly", she said. "You can borrow my iPad."
That spider never knew what bloody hit it!
A big row has broken out in the Irish Olympic Synchronised Diving Team after Paddy accused Mick of copying him!
Prince William said he didn't want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding. Prince Phillip said he didn't give a toss, he was still going.
100 people from Liverpool were asked today if they thought Britain should change its currency. 98% said no, they were happy with the Giro.
A film is being made of Eddie Stobart's life. I've just seen the trailer
The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries!
Some swine's just pinched a pair of my wife's knickers off the washing line. She's not bothered about the knickers but she wants the 12 pegs back.
"Don't be silly", she said. "You can borrow my iPad."
That spider never knew what bloody hit it!
A big row has broken out in the Irish Olympic Synchronised Diving Team after Paddy accused Mick of copying him!
Prince William said he didn't want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding. Prince Phillip said he didn't give a toss, he was still going.
100 people from Liverpool were asked today if they thought Britain should change its currency. 98% said no, they were happy with the Giro.
A film is being made of Eddie Stobart's life. I've just seen the trailer
The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries!
Some swine's just pinched a pair of my wife's knickers off the washing line. She's not bothered about the knickers but she wants the 12 pegs back.
just seen on FB
I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories
came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint.
Off we went to our local which is only two blocks from the house.
I got us some Fosters, he didn't like it – so I had his as well.
Then I got us some Carling Black Labels, he didn't like it, so I had his
again.
It was the same with the 1664 Lager, Premium Dry Cider and all the other
beers we tried.
By the time we got down to the whisky I could hardly push the bloody pram
back home.
I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories
came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint.
Off we went to our local which is only two blocks from the house.
I got us some Fosters, he didn't like it – so I had his as well.
Then I got us some Carling Black Labels, he didn't like it, so I had his
again.
It was the same with the 1664 Lager, Premium Dry Cider and all the other
beers we tried.
By the time we got down to the whisky I could hardly push the bloody pram
back home.
schmunk said:
BrabusMog said:
soad said:
Q: What do KFC and pussy have in common?
A: Both are finger licking good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
I've never really understood why people find this joke funny, as I would never intentionally lick my fingers after fingering my girlfriend???A: Both are finger licking good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
northwest monkey said:
schmunk said:
BrabusMog said:
soad said:
Q: What do KFC and pussy have in common?
A: Both are finger licking good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
I've never really understood why people find this joke funny, as I would never intentionally lick my fingers after fingering my girlfriend???A: Both are finger licking good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
northwest monkey said:
schmunk said:
BrabusMog said:
soad said:
Q: What do KFC and pussy have in common?
A: Both are finger licking good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
I've never really understood why people find this joke funny, as I would never intentionally lick my fingers after fingering my girlfriend???A: Both are finger licking good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
northwest monkey said:
schmunk said:
BrabusMog said:
soad said:
Q: What do KFC and pussy have in common?
A: Both are finger licking good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
I've never really understood why people find this joke funny, as I would never intentionally lick my fingers after fingering my girlfriend???A: Both are finger licking good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
fkING bdS! I AM GOING TO FIND YOU! I can't believe this has happened to me just before Christmas! I've just got home to find all the windows wide open They've taken everything. It's all gone. I'm waiting for the police. The dirty rotten thieving bds. What kind of sick minded person would do that to another person? YOU ARE NOT HUMAN!
That was my advent calander and you had no right to open it and eat all of my chocolates!
That was my advent calander and you had no right to open it and eat all of my chocolates!
cookmysock said:
northwest monkey said:
schmunk said:
BrabusMog said:
soad said:
Q: What do KFC and pussy have in common?
A: Both are finger licking good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
I've never really understood why people find this joke funny, as I would never intentionally lick my fingers after fingering my girlfriend???A: Both are finger licking good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
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