Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

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anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 25th February 2020
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dirky dirk said:
Ive jsut took my turn covering reception in our office,
along the edge of the counter theres various handmade stickers with peoples name and numbers on,
so ive added a fake name and amangers number to it just to see how long it stays there
Is Amanger a call girl?

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Tuesday 25th February 2020
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V6 Pushfit said:
dirky dirk said:
Ive jsut took my turn covering reception in our office,
along the edge of the counter theres various handmade stickers with peoples name and numbers on,
so ive added a fake name and amangers number to it just to see how long it stays there
Is Amanger a call girl?
No, it's what you put baby cheeses in.

yellowjack

17,082 posts

167 months

Tuesday 25th February 2020
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V8mate said:
V6 Pushfit said:
dirky dirk said:
Ive jsut took my turn covering reception in our office,
along the edge of the counter theres various handmade stickers with peoples name and numbers on,
so ive added a fake name and amangers number to it just to see how long it stays there
Is Amanger a call girl?
No, it's what you put baby cheeses in.


Shuvi McTupya

24,460 posts

248 months

Tuesday 25th February 2020
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Ok, who can spot the mistake he doesn't point out?


Astacus

3,394 posts

235 months

Tuesday 25th February 2020
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Shuvi McTupya said:
Ok, who can spot the mistake he doesn't point out?

That is hilarious. Can’t be much of a goat hunter if he can’t afford to get the reprint. But actually that would be a shame on reflection.

KrazyIvan

4,341 posts

176 months

Tuesday 25th February 2020
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Shuvi McTupya said:
Ok, who can spot the mistake he doesn't point out?

I think hed make more money as a goat hunter.....plus he can climb

davhill

5,263 posts

185 months

Tuesday 25th February 2020
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He must have excellent compurer skills.

HTP99

22,641 posts

141 months

Tuesday 25th February 2020
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Astacus said:
Shuvi McTupya said:
Ok, who can spot the mistake he doesn't point out?

That is hilarious. Can’t be much of a goat hunter if he can’t afford to get the reprint. But actually that would be a shame on reflection.
LOL, reminds me of the guy who we bought carpets from many years ago..... according to his card his first name was Brain!

Shuvi McTupya

24,460 posts

248 months

Tuesday 25th February 2020
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Astacus said:
Shuvi McTupya said:
Ok, who can spot the mistake he doesn't point out?

That is hilarious. Can’t be much of a goat hunter if he can’t afford to get the reprint. But actually that would be a shame on reflection.
Personally I think he should get them reprinted, and maybe ask to have some bloody contact info put on them!



V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Tuesday 25th February 2020
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Shuvi McTupya said:
Personally I think he should get them reprinted, and maybe ask to have some bloody contact info put on them!

Maybe it's on the back of them?

Shuvi McTupya

24,460 posts

248 months

Tuesday 25th February 2020
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V8mate said:
Shuvi McTupya said:
Personally I think he should get them reprinted, and maybe ask to have some bloody contact info put on them!

Maybe it's on the back of them?
Its possible of course, but for some reason i doubt it!

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 25th February 2020
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yellowjack said:
You forgot the "E" in Ugley! These two are only 20 or so miles apart.


I always thought this sign was extremely rude. I mean, I know I'm not exactly leading man material, but I didn't think I looked that bad. No need to get personal, Essex County Council...
You've obviously got no alibi.

Teddy Lop

8,301 posts

68 months

Tuesday 25th February 2020
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wolfracesonic

7,090 posts

128 months

Tuesday 25th February 2020
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Shuvi McTupya said:
Ok, who can spot the mistake he doesn't point out?

Michaels a pretty boring name for a ghost hunter, Walter, Walter Gyst, that would get people’s attention.

elanfan

5,521 posts

228 months

Tuesday 25th February 2020
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For the Lotus aficionados here Paul Matty Sportscars near Bromsgrove is in

Lickey End


Mr-B

3,791 posts

195 months

Tuesday 25th February 2020
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elanfan said:
For the Lotus aficionados here Paul Matty Sportscars near Bromsgrove is in

Lickey End

Not a million miles from Bell End too.

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

136 months

Tuesday 25th February 2020
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Shuvi McTupya said:
Ok, who can spot the mistake he doesn't point out?

No Idea but I'm guessing that The Mystery of the Haunted Bus was that there was a goat who had got upstairs.

irocfan

40,652 posts

191 months

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

136 months

Tuesday 25th February 2020
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There's a chance you might get some sailors going up :

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@44.3801828,-64.2528...

yellowjack

17,082 posts

167 months

Wednesday 26th February 2020
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Shuvi McTupya said:
Ok, who can spot the mistake he doesn't point out?

I'm struggling with the mistake, to be fair, but it's clearly a spoof anyway. Just look at the wording on the cards...

Michael said:
For all your goat hunting needs

Hunting goats since 2004. Or
maybe 2005, I'm not sure.
Can't remember. Definitely no
later than 2006, though.
Unless, of course, that IS the other mistake? And he was placing his order over the phone? In which case the "lady in the shop" wrote down the whole of his side of the conversation. Perhaps he should have written his order down first?

Whichever it is, real mistake or clever spoof, it's really quite amusing...
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