Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)
Discussion
My very straight laced colleague who has this natural ability to set himself up to be taken the piss out of, left us on Friday to go on to a new job, he uses a big old school diary even though he had and had to use an online diary with us and he will also have an online diary at his new place of work; why he uses an old school one aswell is a mystery as it just creates more unnecessary work for him!
Anyway when he wasn't about I flipped his diary to a random date in May and drew a huge spurting cock and them to August and did the same!
I did this last year too, unfortunately for me he found it when I was off, he was not happy at all, my colleagues thought it was hilarious as he got the major hump, he couldn't understand why I (a mid 40's man) would do something so childish, my other colleague (in his 60's, who found it harious) suggested to him that it was his reaction that was funny, as opposed to the drawing on the cock!
I've also done similarly juvenile things to him when he's been printing on a letterhead, we all know that getting the letterhead paper in the correct way round is a lottery, one day he took a few attempts to get it the correct way around, finally when he'd put the paper in the correct way, whilst he ran back to his desk to hit "print" I'd fired up Word and quickly typed out "YOU'RE A COCK" in a massive font and hit print.
He went mental when he had found what was printed on the letterhead and his letter had been printed on plain paper.
Anyway when he wasn't about I flipped his diary to a random date in May and drew a huge spurting cock and them to August and did the same!
I did this last year too, unfortunately for me he found it when I was off, he was not happy at all, my colleagues thought it was hilarious as he got the major hump, he couldn't understand why I (a mid 40's man) would do something so childish, my other colleague (in his 60's, who found it harious) suggested to him that it was his reaction that was funny, as opposed to the drawing on the cock!
I've also done similarly juvenile things to him when he's been printing on a letterhead, we all know that getting the letterhead paper in the correct way round is a lottery, one day he took a few attempts to get it the correct way around, finally when he'd put the paper in the correct way, whilst he ran back to his desk to hit "print" I'd fired up Word and quickly typed out "YOU'RE A COCK" in a massive font and hit print.
He went mental when he had found what was printed on the letterhead and his letter had been printed on plain paper.
HTP99 said:
My very straight laced colleague who has this natural ability to set himself up to be taken the piss out of, left us on Friday to go on to a new job, he uses a big old school diary even though he had and had to use an online diary with us and he will also have an online diary at his new place of work; why he uses an old school one aswell is a mystery as it just creates more unnecessary work for him!
Anyway when he wasn't about I flipped his diary to a random date in May and drew a huge spurting cock and them to August and did the same!
I did this last year too, unfortunately for me he found it when I was off, he was not happy at all, my colleagues thought it was hilarious as he got the major hump, he couldn't understand why I (a mid 40's man) would do something so childish, my other colleague (in his 60's, who found it harious) suggested to him that it was his reaction that was funny, as opposed to the drawing on the cock!
I've also done similarly juvenile things to him when he's been printing on a letterhead, we all know that getting the letterhead paper in the correct way round is a lottery, one day he took a few attempts to get it the correct way around, finally when he'd put the paper in the correct way, whilst he ran back to his desk to hit "print" I'd fired up Word and quickly typed out "YOU'RE A COCK" in a massive font and hit print.
He went mental when he had found what was printed on the letterhead and his letter had been printed on plain paper.
I was on a project about 18 months ago with a clients agent who was a right bell end. He shouldn’t have left his note book in the meeting room when he was doing his site inspection...Anyway when he wasn't about I flipped his diary to a random date in May and drew a huge spurting cock and them to August and did the same!
I did this last year too, unfortunately for me he found it when I was off, he was not happy at all, my colleagues thought it was hilarious as he got the major hump, he couldn't understand why I (a mid 40's man) would do something so childish, my other colleague (in his 60's, who found it harious) suggested to him that it was his reaction that was funny, as opposed to the drawing on the cock!
I've also done similarly juvenile things to him when he's been printing on a letterhead, we all know that getting the letterhead paper in the correct way round is a lottery, one day he took a few attempts to get it the correct way around, finally when he'd put the paper in the correct way, whilst he ran back to his desk to hit "print" I'd fired up Word and quickly typed out "YOU'RE A COCK" in a massive font and hit print.
He went mental when he had found what was printed on the letterhead and his letter had been printed on plain paper.
HTP99 said:
My very straight laced colleague who has this natural ability to set himself up to be taken the piss out of, left us on Friday to go on to a new job, he uses a big old school diary even though he had and had to use an online diary with us and he will also have an online diary at his new place of work; why he uses an old school one aswell is a mystery as it just creates more unnecessary work for him!
Anyway when he wasn't about I flipped his diary to a random date in May and drew a huge spurting cock and them to August and did the same!
I did this last year too, unfortunately for me he found it when I was off, he was not happy at all, my colleagues thought it was hilarious as he got the major hump, he couldn't understand why I (a mid 40's man) would do something so childish, my other colleague (in his 60's, who found it harious) suggested to him that it was his reaction that was funny, as opposed to the drawing on the cock!
I've also done similarly juvenile things to him when he's been printing on a letterhead, we all know that getting the letterhead paper in the correct way round is a lottery, one day he took a few attempts to get it the correct way around, finally when he'd put the paper in the correct way, whilst he ran back to his desk to hit "print" I'd fired up Word and quickly typed out "YOU'RE A COCK" in a massive font and hit print.
He went mental when he had found what was printed on the letterhead and his letter had been printed on plain paper.
Must be a common thing, I do it to a foreman spark at work as often as I can.Anyway when he wasn't about I flipped his diary to a random date in May and drew a huge spurting cock and them to August and did the same!
I did this last year too, unfortunately for me he found it when I was off, he was not happy at all, my colleagues thought it was hilarious as he got the major hump, he couldn't understand why I (a mid 40's man) would do something so childish, my other colleague (in his 60's, who found it harious) suggested to him that it was his reaction that was funny, as opposed to the drawing on the cock!
I've also done similarly juvenile things to him when he's been printing on a letterhead, we all know that getting the letterhead paper in the correct way round is a lottery, one day he took a few attempts to get it the correct way around, finally when he'd put the paper in the correct way, whilst he ran back to his desk to hit "print" I'd fired up Word and quickly typed out "YOU'RE A COCK" in a massive font and hit print.
He went mental when he had found what was printed on the letterhead and his letter had been printed on plain paper.
leigh1050 said:
HTP99 said:
My very straight laced colleague who has this natural ability to set himself up to be taken the piss out of, left us on Friday to go on to a new job, he uses a big old school diary even though he had and had to use an online diary with us and he will also have an online diary at his new place of work; why he uses an old school one aswell is a mystery as it just creates more unnecessary work for him!
Anyway when he wasn't about I flipped his diary to a random date in May and drew a huge spurting cock and them to August and did the same!
I did this last year too, unfortunately for me he found it when I was off, he was not happy at all, my colleagues thought it was hilarious as he got the major hump, he couldn't understand why I (a mid 40's man) would do something so childish, my other colleague (in his 60's, who found it harious) suggested to him that it was his reaction that was funny, as opposed to the drawing on the cock!
I've also done similarly juvenile things to him when he's been printing on a letterhead, we all know that getting the letterhead paper in the correct way round is a lottery, one day he took a few attempts to get it the correct way around, finally when he'd put the paper in the correct way, whilst he ran back to his desk to hit "print" I'd fired up Word and quickly typed out "YOU'RE A COCK" in a massive font and hit print.
He went mental when he had found what was printed on the letterhead and his letter had been printed on plain paper.
Must be a common thing, I do it to a foreman spark at work as often as I can.Anyway when he wasn't about I flipped his diary to a random date in May and drew a huge spurting cock and them to August and did the same!
I did this last year too, unfortunately for me he found it when I was off, he was not happy at all, my colleagues thought it was hilarious as he got the major hump, he couldn't understand why I (a mid 40's man) would do something so childish, my other colleague (in his 60's, who found it harious) suggested to him that it was his reaction that was funny, as opposed to the drawing on the cock!
I've also done similarly juvenile things to him when he's been printing on a letterhead, we all know that getting the letterhead paper in the correct way round is a lottery, one day he took a few attempts to get it the correct way around, finally when he'd put the paper in the correct way, whilst he ran back to his desk to hit "print" I'd fired up Word and quickly typed out "YOU'RE A COCK" in a massive font and hit print.
He went mental when he had found what was printed on the letterhead and his letter had been printed on plain paper.
In a similar vein, the rep at work left his car in the yard Friday, unlocked....
We all farted in it and shut the door.
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