Sean Connery Joke (Volume IV)
Discussion
, it started before then...stitched said:
Sure to be a pearoast but.
Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "What's going on here, anyway?" he asked.
"This woman was found committing adultery, and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded.
"Wait," yelled Jesus. "Let they who are without sin cast the first stone."
Suddenly, a stone was thrown from the back of the crowd, and knocked the woman on the side of her head.
"FFS mum..." Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!"
Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "What's going on here, anyway?" he asked.
"This woman was found committing adultery, and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded.
"Wait," yelled Jesus. "Let they who are without sin cast the first stone."
Suddenly, a stone was thrown from the back of the crowd, and knocked the woman on the side of her head.
"FFS mum..." Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!"
Arese said:
Vipers said:
Experts are worried about President Obama's mental state after
he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the
tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.
Did nobody believe him the first time, last week?he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the
tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.
Glassman said:
Arese said:
Vipers said:
Experts are worried about President Obama's mental state after
he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the
tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.
Did nobody believe him the first time, last week?he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the
tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.
Arese said:
Glassman said:
Arese said:
Vipers said:
Experts are worried about President Obama's mental state after
he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the
tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.
Did nobody believe him the first time, last week?he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the
tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.
Arese said:
Glassman said:
Arese said:
Vipers said:
Experts are worried about President Obama's mental state after
he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the
tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.
Did nobody believe him the first time, last week?he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the
tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.
V8mate said:
Arese said:
Glassman said:
Arese said:
Vipers said:
Experts are worried about President Obama's mental state after
he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the
tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.
Did nobody believe him the first time, last week?he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the
tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.
<Runs away>
Arese said:
V8mate said:
Arese said:
Glassman said:
Arese said:
Vipers said:
Experts are worried about President Obama's mental state after
he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the
tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.
Did nobody believe him the first time, last week?he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the
tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.
<Runs away>
V8mate said:
Arese said:
V8mate said:
Arese said:
Glassman said:
Arese said:
Vipers said:
Experts are worried about President Obama's mental state after
he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the
tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.
Did nobody believe him the first time, last week?he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the
tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.
<Runs away>
k there are no Latvians around to mistake the cue ball for a potatoe...
V8mate said:
Arese said:
Glassman said:
Arese said:
Vipers said:
Experts are worried about President Obama's mental state after
he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the
tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.
Did nobody believe him the first time, last week?he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the
tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.
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