PH Secret Santa 2018 - Rogue Custard: A Santae Story!

[Butter Face]

NINE-NINE!

[Google [bot]]

The man himself

[eltax91]

My victim still has not revealed his presents. Come on you lazy gets, get posting if you haven’t.

[gregs656]

Thanks Santa! Looking forward to trying the cocktails

[axgizmo]

Loving the Taxidermy mouse and the Kanye cut out - genius

Thankyou very much SS, just got home after a few days at the parents, I will look forwaRd to sampling this <3



Well done to Geeks and anyone else involved in organising

[stupidbutkeen]

I have been at the inlaws then my parents house over xmas. I am back tomorrow so will get to open mine and post the pics.

[Benni]

I have nothing to reveal because I have no parcel........yet, but I am patient, some feck ups occur in those hectic times before the big day.

[thetapeworm]

Hope it turns up soon, there are three people still showing as not sending anything but I'm presuming this is an administrative oversight rather than an accurate status.

[anonymous-user]

mine was sent i never updated wiki, i have now.

[Pot Bellied Fool]

Benni said:

I have nothing to reveal because I have no parcel........yet, but I am patient, some feck ups occur in those hectic times before the big day.

Likewise. But I have the patience of a patient, stalker-ey thing...

[matbat]

Still awaiting mine although I was informed there was a delay.

I am very patient, but this does now give me time and motivation to stalk my stalker.....

[Bullett]

Thanks Santa!



Calendar is on my desk ready to go and I'll try and find some time to play with the robot with the kids.

[V40TC]

eltax91 said:

My victim still has not revealed his presents. Come on you lazy gets, get posting if you haven’t.

Same here.

how dare they spend time away from their PH family
and with real ones instead

[geeks]

Axgizmo , did you find the second item inside the box?? It's a PH favorite!! I hope it's OK and you have a great Christmas!!!

[Benni]

Some of the presents and stories made me smile:

Indogochim´s use for the light ( including a TVR and "thinking outside the bogs" )

The Banhammer for Kinky

The Bus Stop book, which I found here ages ago and was a well-recieved present in our family

The erected Ye

.....and what is that littler doing exactly ? Looks a little crippled, and painted by a slightly drunk person.

All quiet on the parcel front, here.

[morgs_]

I think I've received a hand made, 14" wooden dildo.



Take note of the glittery bell end and fantastic artwork on the shaft

Plus there is the optional extra chilli experience.



This was the third of my five gifts I opened which are all great. I articularly love the sticker, slightly confused by the egg cracker (running related?) and wondering if I've wrote about women and cushions somewhere but pretty much all paled into significance after the dildo!

Special mention to the lifesize Kanye and the terrorised angel mouse Loved the banhammer for Kinky too.

Thanks again to Geeks for organising, fantastic experience as ever.

Non dildo gifts photographed below:

[Benni]

There must be a secret dildo crafter amongst the PHSS collective,

carving, painting, glittering and sniggering his way through December, and several broomsticks.

I was on the recieving end in 2017 :



I see yours has more detailing, mine has the better carving around the bell end.

I guess you did a quick UV check before touching ? Highly recommended.

[BenLowden]

Apologies to my PHSS for the delayed post, but thank you for the great pressies and cheers to Geeks for organising!

I’ve got an air hockey set that’ll be handy for NYE drinking games, a bike tool (get my arse into gear and out on the bike more next year) and rounded off with some decent coffee. Perfect.

Kanye cut out has to go down as one of the best from this year, brilliant!

[wildoliver]

I'm a little sad to see the stocking filler mannequin leg seems to have ended it's travels last year!

[oldbanger]

It may have merely skipped a year.