Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 10ish)
Discussion
Schmed said:
EarlOfHazard said:
That's jibba jabba. Everybody knows B.A. ain't gettin' in no airplane, fool!Replaced that with a Bonnie Tyler one, but went to France once and couldn’t find my way back. Got told it was faulty so did a software upgrade but it then kept telling me to turn around.
Jonboy_t said:
Schmed said:
EarlOfHazard said:
That's jibba jabba. Everybody knows B.A. ain't gettin' in no airplane, fool!Replaced that with a Bonnie Tyler one, but went to France once and couldn’t find my way back. Got told it was faulty so did a software upgrade but it then kept telling me to turn around.
Jonboy_t said:
I used to have a BA Baracus sat nav. Was pretty good but wouldn’t go near an airport.
Replaced that with a Bonnie Tyler one, but went to France once and couldn’t find my way back. Got told it was faulty so did a software upgrade but it then kept telling me to turn around.
My Frank Sinatra Sat-Nav kept telling me something stupid like fly me to the moon. But no. I did it my way.Replaced that with a Bonnie Tyler one, but went to France once and couldn’t find my way back. Got told it was faulty so did a software upgrade but it then kept telling me to turn around.
Little Johhny's neighbour had a baby. Sadly he was born without ears.
Johnny and his mum went to visit the baby. Johnny was warned not to mention the baby's ears or he'd be spanked.
Johnny looked in the cot and siad "What a ovely baby, lovely, hands and skin, how's his eyesight?"
The baby's mother said it was perfect.
Johnny replied, "That's good, because he'd be fked if he needed glasses!"
Johnny and his mum went to visit the baby. Johnny was warned not to mention the baby's ears or he'd be spanked.
Johnny looked in the cot and siad "What a ovely baby, lovely, hands and skin, how's his eyesight?"
The baby's mother said it was perfect.
Johnny replied, "That's good, because he'd be fked if he needed glasses!"
I had to visit the Doc's the other day for a digestive problem.
On the way out, my wife asked me to ask him for some help for my E.D. problem.
When I returned, I threw her the packet of Diet Pills he'd recommended to me for her.
Anyone know of a small Studio with a Garage that's available ?
On the way out, my wife asked me to ask him for some help for my E.D. problem.
When I returned, I threw her the packet of Diet Pills he'd recommended to me for her.
Anyone know of a small Studio with a Garage that's available ?
nonsequitur said:
Jonboy_t said:
I used to have a BA Baracus sat nav. Was pretty good but wouldn’t go near an airport.
Replaced that with a Bonnie Tyler one, but went to France once and couldn’t find my way back. Got told it was faulty so did a software upgrade but it then kept telling me to turn around.
My Frank Sinatra Sat-Nav kept telling me something stupid like fly me to the moon. But no. I did it my way.Replaced that with a Bonnie Tyler one, but went to France once and couldn’t find my way back. Got told it was faulty so did a software upgrade but it then kept telling me to turn around.
StevieBee said:
nonsequitur said:
Jonboy_t said:
I used to have a BA Baracus sat nav. Was pretty good but wouldn’t go near an airport.
Replaced that with a Bonnie Tyler one, but went to France once and couldn’t find my way back. Got told it was faulty so did a software upgrade but it then kept telling me to turn around.
My Frank Sinatra Sat-Nav kept telling me something stupid like fly me to the moon. But no. I did it my way.Replaced that with a Bonnie Tyler one, but went to France once and couldn’t find my way back. Got told it was faulty so did a software upgrade but it then kept telling me to turn around.
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