Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)

[MarkwG]

Take the "g" from Angus...

[ApOrbital]

Think we all got that one mark.

[Vipers]

I woke up coughing violently this morning. I think I may have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis but it's hard to say.

[MarkwG]

ApOrbital said:

Think we all got that one mark.

Weird - posted that this morning when it was current, no idea why it took so long to register.

[PixelpeepS3]

Dad: *Washing car with son

Son: “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge”

[Evangelion]

PixelpeepS3 said:

Dad: *Washing car with son

Son: “Dad, can’t you just use a mitt?”

FTFY. Don't forget this is a car site.

[Vaud]

Evangelion said:

PixelpeepS3 said:

Dad: *Washing car with son

Son: “Dad, can’t you just use a pre-rinse, snow foam, two buckets and a clay bar?”

FTFY. Don't forget this is a car site.

FTFY. This is Pistonheads. OCD levels of extreme detailing matters (to some).

[Halmyre]

Vaud said:

Evangelion said:

PixelpeepS3 said:

Dad: *Washing car with son

Son: “Dad, can’t you just use a pre-rinse, snow foam, two buckets and a clay bar kitten?”

FTFY. Don't forget this is a car site.

FTFY. This is Pistonheads. OCD levels of extreme detailing matters (to some).

FTFY. This is the Pistonheads Joke Thread.

[PixelpeepS3]

my previous post said:

Dad: *Washing car with son

Son: “Dad, can’t you just use an MX-5, a remapped 330d, redbull, some frozen sausages and a powerfully built director? ”

fixed - is that better?

[Quickmoose]

PixelpeepS3 said:

my previous post said:

Dad: *Washing car with son

Son: “Dad, can’t you just use an MX-5, a remapped 330d, redbull, some frozen sausages and a powerfully built director? ”

fixed - is that better?

335d ffs ....

[vx220]

Quickmoose said:

PixelpeepS3 said:

my previous post said:

Dad: *Washing car with son

Son: “Dad, can’t you just use an MX-5, a remapped 330d, redbull, some frozen sausages and a powerfully built director? ”

fixed - is that better?

335d ffs ....

Not post-brexit

[MartG]

Women's Own magazine has just announced their car of the year.
It's a nice shiny blue one

[Moonhawk]

MartG said:

Women's Own magazine has just announced their car of the year.
It's a nice shiny blue one

Didn't women's magazines stop reviewing cars after the manufacturers removed the handbag hook



Strangely - those reviewers never seemed to get anywhere near manufacturers stated fuel consumption figures either.

[EarlOfHazard]

Just got back from an eye test, turns out I'm colour blind. Can't believe it, came right out of the purple!

[Muntu]

I went for my first prostrate examination today.

The doc gave me the thumbs up.

[El Guapo]

Muntu said:

I went for my first prostrate examination today.

The doc gave me the thumbs up.

Thank heavens you weren't having a prostate examination.

[kowalski655]

Have a nice lie down to recover

[Doofus]

kowalski655 said:

Have a nice lie down to recover

Another one?!

[rayny]

Where's Vipers ? - I'm getting withdrawal symptoms from a lack of 1970's jokes.

[Evangelion]

Doofus said:

kowalski655 said:

Have a nice lie down to recover

Another?!

FTFY.