Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[Bodo]

MartG said:

Not one of their best brain farts.

[davhill]

Bodo said:

Not one of their best brain farts.

I believe I know this company's primary overseas shareholder.
It's that bloke out 'Starsky and Hutch.'

You know, Antonio Fartgas - he played Fuggy Bear.

[davhill]

I was intrigued by this story on the Beeb,

Alaska woman attacked by bear while using toilet

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-5613624...

Well, if she was stupid enough to disturb the bear when
it was having a download, what did she expect?

[nonsequitur]

What do bears do in the woods?

[Baron Greenback]

Marmalade isnt a good hemorrhoid cream

[sospan]

Marmalade...the nickname of a girl in our factory a few years back.
She liked licking it off errrr......sausages of a certain type.

[Saleen836]

The comment

[MartG]

"FREE !"

[Baron Greenback]

https://www.demilked.com/funny-advertising-fails/

[Roofless Toothless]

And another ad on FaceBook this morning.

[MartG]

[davhill]

Baron Greenback said:

https://www.demilked.com/funny-advertising-fails/

Forgive my being dense but I can't see what's funny?

[stevesingo]

davhill said:

Baron Greenback said:

https://www.demilked.com/funny-advertising-fails/

Forgive my being dense but I can't see what's funny?

Does the lady in the top right corner of the box look like she is enjoying the experience?

[ziggy328]

She does, but I still can't work out what they thought she was doing in the first place rather than what I think she is doing!

[RC1807]

ziggy328 said:

She does, but I still can't work out what they thought she was doing in the first place rather than what I think she is doing!

Her reward for vacuuming the carpets? Carpet burns!

[21st Century Man]

ziggy328 said:

She does, but I still can't work out what they thought she was doing in the first place rather than what I think she is doing!

She's playing piggyback with her toddler on the carpet.

[ziggy328]

21st Century Man said:

ziggy328 said:

She does, but I still can't work out what they thought she was doing in the first place rather than what I think she is doing!

She's playing piggyback with her toddler on the carpet.

I wouldn't have got that in a million years! I must have issues!

[MartG]

[generationx]

21st Century Man said:

She's playing piggyback with a tiddler in her carpet.

Fixed

[nonsequitur]

stevesingo said:

davhill said:

Baron Greenback said:

https://www.demilked.com/funny-advertising-fails/

Forgive my being dense but I can't see what's funny?

Does the lady in the top right corner of the box look like she is enjoying the experience?

'One Touch Emptying'. She's done and dusted.