Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
Discussion
How many women with PMS does it take to change a light
bulb?
Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this fking house knows HOW to change a fking light bulb! They don't even know that the fking bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE fking DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle , actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the fking chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME fking SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO fkER EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE fkIN PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE fkIN HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE fk'N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry.
What was the question?
bulb?
Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this fking house knows HOW to change a fking light bulb! They don't even know that the fking bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE fking DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle , actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the fking chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME fking SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO fkER EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE fkIN PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE fkIN HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE fk'N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry.
What was the question?
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