Geek Jokes

[MBBlat]

Sadly if certain adverts on Facebook are to be believed this scam is still ongoing.

But then I automatically assume that anything advertised on Facebook is a scam

[kowalski655]

???
You'll have to kitten that joke!

[MartG]

[K12beano]

^^^



Took a mo....

[MartG]

Prank shop signs

https://www.neatorama.com/2020/03/04/Prankster-Lea...

[67Dino]

Someone said our new network engineer used to live in Australia.

So I asked him: “Do you come from a LAN down under?”

[captain_cynic]

67Dino said:

Someone said our new network engineer used to live in Australia.

So I asked him: “Do you come from a LAN down under?”

[C2Red]

K12beano said:

^^^



Took a mo....

Help an old fecker out...

[jammy-git]

C2Red said:

K12beano said:

^^^



Took a mo....

Help an old fecker out...

X-men actors...

[C2Red]

jammy-git said:

C2Red said:

K12beano said:

^^^



Took a mo....

Help an old fecker out...

X-men actors...

Surmised that bit; then had a moment..

[judas]

C2Red said:

Help an old fecker out...

In each picture, each actor plays the same character in the X-Men films.
Hugh Jackman (both) plays Wolverine
Michael Fassbender and Ian McKellen both play Magneto
James Macavoy and Patrick Stewart both play Professor X

See if you can get it from that

Edit: ninja'd by jammy git

[MartG]

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[geeks]

Due to COVID19, all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid handshakes

[MartG]

geeks said:

Due to COVID19, all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid handshakes

[Nimby]

geeks said:

Due to COVID19, all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid handshakes

But TCP is antiseptic.

[MartG]

OK...but as soon as anyone looks at me....

[Veeayt]