Match.com (Volume 6)
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Lemming Train said:
JustALooseScrew said:
And today I got that info, I went in for more milk but bought butter instead, I pulled aside the lad whom I often chat with (who was incidentally stocking the fridges with milk).
Allegedly she is single/separated (has kids) and he asked me not to push him for too much information, 'I have to be professional about this.' he said.
Then he told me that 'She finishes her shift at two tomorrow'.
Yippee - I'll be there.
This has got 'disaster' written all over it. Has it not occured to you that said work colleague will be giving the checkout chick a heads up about "some crazy old guy was in yesterday asking what your name was, where you lived, were you single/married, what days and times you worked" before your arrival tomorrow afternoon? You couldn't get any more stalkerish if you tried. I bet you've been trying to hunt her down on Facebook and Instagram just like in Salmon's video above. You've definitely got a screw loose imo.Allegedly she is single/separated (has kids) and he asked me not to push him for too much information, 'I have to be professional about this.' he said.
Then he told me that 'She finishes her shift at two tomorrow'.
Yippee - I'll be there.
She's gonna run a mile.
I think it will be OK. I go to our local Aldi at least 3 times a week and 2 of the checkout girls treat me as a great friend...even though I think I'm an everyday customer. I'm using other lanes and still the 'usual' friendly checkout girls say 'Hi' across the lanes, so I feel a bit guilty that i haven't used theres....because I know that they know I've used another checkout.!
Taaaaang said:
Lemming Train said:
JustALooseScrew said:
And today I got that info, I went in for more milk but bought butter instead, I pulled aside the lad whom I often chat with (who was incidentally stocking the fridges with milk).
Allegedly she is single/separated (has kids) and he asked me not to push him for too much information, 'I have to be professional about this.' he said.
Then he told me that 'She finishes her shift at two tomorrow'.
Yippee - I'll be there.
This has got 'disaster' written all over it. Has it not occured to you that said work colleague will be giving the checkout chick a heads up about "some crazy old guy was in yesterday asking what your name was, where you lived, were you single/married, what days and times you worked" before your arrival tomorrow afternoon? You couldn't get any more stalkerish if you tried. I bet you've been trying to hunt her down on Facebook and Instagram just like in Salmon's video above. You've definitely got a screw loose imo.Allegedly she is single/separated (has kids) and he asked me not to push him for too much information, 'I have to be professional about this.' he said.
Then he told me that 'She finishes her shift at two tomorrow'.
Yippee - I'll be there.
She's gonna run a mile.
condor said:
I think it will be OK. I go to our local Aldi at least 3 times a week and 2 of the checkout girls treat me as a great friend...even though I think I'm an everyday customer. I'm using other lanes and still the 'usual' friendly checkout girls say 'Hi' across the lanes, so I feel a bit guilty that i haven't used theres....because I know that they know I've used another checkout.!
Clearly they all fancy the pants off you and you should send them all a pristine little 2 inch square card in a crisp white envelope with your number. Guaranteed success. 
Lemming Train said:
This has got 'disaster' written all over it. Has it not occured to you that said work colleague will be giving the checkout chick a heads up about "some crazy old guy was in yesterday asking what your name was, where you lived, were you single/married, what days and times you worked" before your arrival tomorrow afternoon? You couldn't get any more stalkerish if you tried. I bet you've been trying to hunt her down on Facebook and Instagram just like in Salmon's video above. You've definitely got a screw loose imo.
Seriously?
It's been nothing like that.
Idiot you.
Gretchen said:
My best friend’s husband works closely/socialises with the Aldi directors. Can’t wait to relay this tale.
Please don't.I know you were less than useful earlier, but please think of all the people who are working there, just please don't.
This is one person (me) that fancies a lady (her) and the only medium I can find her in is Aldi. I don't do Facebook or Twitter or Snapchat or what ever the kids are doing these days,
Lemming Train said:
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
Now that Christmas and NY have passed you lot aint half misery guts. Wish the boy good luck!
Just out of idle curiosity why did you remove the "Sexy" part of "Sexy Sarah" from your username for a couple of months and then add it back again recently?
k em, she's my wife, and she is damn sexy, so that bit was reinstated. Edited by Fermit and Sexy Sarah on Thursday 3rd January 19:29
Edited by Fermit and Sexy Sarah on Thursday 3rd January 21:00
JustALooseScrew said:
Gretchen said:
My best friend’s husband works closely/socialises with the Aldi directors. Can’t wait to relay this tale.
Please don't.I know you were less than useful earlier, but please think of all the people who are working there, just please don't.
This is one person (me) that fancies a lady (her) and the only medium I can find her in is Aldi. I don't do Facebook or Twitter or Snapchat or what ever the kids are doing these days,
FFS. I’m not going to speak of it. Just remember you are posting in a public forum. I’m sure other Aldi employees may frequent...
Good luck. I hope it works out for you. I met someone at a car show once, similar connection/chemistry and let’s say there were literally fireworks... He found me via social media because of my car and we dated for a few months. Was fun times and the story is a great one in detail.
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