Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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Old one...
A Scot, a Welshman and an Englishman are captured by ISIS.
Jihady John: 'Any last request before we chop your heads off?'
Scot: Please can I sing 'Flower of Scotland' one last time?
Welshman: Please can I sing 'The Green Green Grass of Home one last time?
Englishman: Please can I be executed first?
A Scot, a Welshman and an Englishman are captured by ISIS.
Jihady John: 'Any last request before we chop your heads off?'
Scot: Please can I sing 'Flower of Scotland' one last time?
Welshman: Please can I sing 'The Green Green Grass of Home one last time?
Englishman: Please can I be executed first?
Ayahuasca said:
Old one...
A Scot, a Welshman and an Englishman are captured by ISIS.
Jihady John: 'Any last request before we chop your heads off?'
Scot: Please can I sing 'Flower of Scotland' one last time?
Welshman: Please can I sing 'The Green Green Grass of Home one last time?
Englishman: Please can I be executed first?
Obviously wanting to spare his companions further atrocity (Jerusalem, Rule Brittania, Swing Low Sweet Chariot, Land of Hope and Glory, etc). A Scot, a Welshman and an Englishman are captured by ISIS.
Jihady John: 'Any last request before we chop your heads off?'
Scot: Please can I sing 'Flower of Scotland' one last time?
Welshman: Please can I sing 'The Green Green Grass of Home one last time?
Englishman: Please can I be executed first?
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