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Top tip for meeting women - borrow a dog!
I walk my elderly neighbour's dog whenever I have a free half hour or so, and, in doing so get to chat to all sorts of nice ladies whilst the dogs are doing the same. Obviously a lot are married or attached, but a lot aren't, and the dogs make a great icebreaker.
A few advantages:
I walk my elderly neighbour's dog whenever I have a free half hour or so, and, in doing so get to chat to all sorts of nice ladies whilst the dogs are doing the same. Obviously a lot are married or attached, but a lot aren't, and the dogs make a great icebreaker.
A few advantages:
- It's free
- No one else is trying to talk to them (usually)
- It was the dogs that decided that you needed to stop and chat, so you're not just some weirdo
- Joining them for an impromptu walk isn't usually an issue
- Dress code - whatever you like
- Not going well? - 'We're going this way, see you!'
- Sunlight and exercise bring out the endorphins, so generally put dog walkers in a good mood
- The fact that they walk a dog means they get pretty frequent exercise, so not so many couch potatoes
- If its raining, don't go; its not your dog
- Dog ownership/food/vet's bills - someone else's responsibility
- If you're not meeting the right women, try a different park or even just a different time of day
Edited by GliderRider on Friday 4th January 00:08
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
A few had made jibes that my full handle of Fermit the krog & sexy sarah made their teeth itch. Being silly I took it on board, and abbreviated. Not long after (and with some others saying they liked it) I thought, f
k em, she's my wife, and she is damn sexy, so that bit was reinstated.
Fair enough! k em, she's my wife, and she is damn sexy, so that bit was reinstated. Edited by Fermit and Sexy Sarah on Thursday 3rd January 19:29
Edited by Fermit and Sexy Sarah on Thursday 3rd January 21:00
You could have probably saved yourself the aggro by letting her set up her own username. By your own admission in a previous post some months back you said she never posts here.JustALooseScrew said:
Gretchen said:
My best friend’s husband works closely/socialises with the Aldi directors. Can’t wait to relay this tale.
Please don't.I know you were less than useful earlier, but please think of all the people who are working there, just please don't.
This is one person (me) that fancies a lady (her) and the only medium I can find her in is Aldi. I don't do Facebook or Twitter or Snapchat or what ever the kids are doing these days,
Best of luck
GliderRider said:
Top tip for meeting women - borrow a dog!
I walk my elderly neighbour's dog whenever I have a free half hour or so, and, in doing so get to chat to all sorts of nice ladies whilst the dogs are doing the same. Obviously a lot are married or attached, but a lot aren't, and the dogs make a great icebreaker.
A few advantages:
Yes but then not only do you have to look after one dog, if it works out, you are then stuck with another dog that she brings into the relationship.I walk my elderly neighbour's dog whenever I have a free half hour or so, and, in doing so get to chat to all sorts of nice ladies whilst the dogs are doing the same. Obviously a lot are married or attached, but a lot aren't, and the dogs make a great icebreaker.
A few advantages:
- It's free
- No one else is trying to talk to them (usually)
- It was the dogs that decided that you needed to stop and chat, so you're not just some weirdo
- Joining them for an impromptu walk isn't usually an issue
- Dress code - whatever you like
- Not going well? - 'We're going this way, see you!'
- Sunlight and exercise bring out the endorphins, so generally put dog walkers in a good mood
- The fact that they walk a dog means they get pretty frequent exercise, so not so many couch potatoes
- If its raining, don't go; its not your dog
- Dog ownership/food/vet's bills - someone else's responsibility
- If you're not meeting the right women, try a different park or even just a different time of day
Edited by GliderRider on Friday 4th January 00:08
Would be much easier to just ask out women in your local German discount supermarket. Either those shopping for one (without dog food) or, of course, the staff.
Also a cute kid also works for starting conversations we the women, so borrow your niece or nephew if you don't have your own.
JustALooseScrew said:
Gretchen said:
My best friend’s husband works closely/socialises with the Aldi directors. Can’t wait to relay this tale.
Please don't.I know you were less than useful earlier, but please think of all the people who are working there, just please don't.
This is one person (me) that fancies a lady (her) and the only medium I can find her in is Aldi. I don't do Facebook or Twitter or Snapchat or what ever the kids are doing these days,
Good luck with the note
Budflicker said:
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
At me? No cringe here, she's my world. No shame in others knowing so.
That's a really bad case of whipped you have there..... joint Facebook account as well I bet?Lemming Train said:
Blown2CV said:
this thread is making me think. Maybe I should start being more suggestive and flirty with service personnel. Cheeky wink. Pat on the bum. Stuff like that.
I'm sure that your wife and kids would approve.Blown2CV said:
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
Budflicker said:
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
At me? No cringe here, she's my world. No shame in others knowing so.
That's a really bad case of whipped you have there..... joint Facebook account as well I bet?Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
Blown2CV said:
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
Budflicker said:
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
At me? No cringe here, she's my world. No shame in others knowing so.
That's a really bad case of whipped you have there..... joint Facebook account as well I bet?Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff