Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)

[glenrobbo]

Pericoloso said:

My fancy FIAT has neither bells nor whistles fitted ,not on the 1997 options list....

I feel I have missed out on ringing bells and whistling whistles.

I'll take a look at Halfords website ,sea if they have any instock.

Bells are a-pealing.

Do they know it's Christmas?

Bring me a whistle toot suite.

[Bobberoo99]

glenrobbo said:

Pericoloso said:

My fancy FIAT has neither bells nor whistles fitted ,not on the 1997 options list....

I feel I have missed out on ringing bells and whistling whistles.

I'll take a look at Halfords website ,sea if they have any instock.

Bells are a-pealing.

Do they know it's Christmas?

Bring me a whistle toot suite.

IT'S NOT SODDING CHRISTMAS YET!!!!!

[Scrump]

Bobberoo99 said:

I forgot to ask yesterday, did Scrump find a suitable car for elder Scrumpette???

I had quite a frustrating time with scrumplet the elder. She seems to find it difficult to look past things like colour, or seat colour. We were going round a few large garages trying to shortlist to a few car types. She discounted fiat 500s at the first garage as she didn’t like them so we ignored them after that, except at the last garage she saw one she liked as it was a cool colour

I now have a few ideas of which cars may be suitable (colour dependant).

[Pericoloso]

More very suitable cars for the Scrump junior.



orange brown Panda



356 ,needs respray



blue Stratos ,mmm ,aromatic.



Lamborghini LM002...very practical.....

[DickyC]

Pericoloso said:

Lamborghini LM002...very practical.....

Cosmic wheels! Haven't seen a car on Cosmics for years.

[anonymous-user]

Just catching up after a day of multiple gearbox and block acquisition from a Trevor Trove.

All I can say is FFS.

Literally

That’s all I can say, literally all. Honestly the limit and extent of my diction.

[Bobberoo99]

V6 Pushfit said:

Just catching up after a day of multiple gearbox and block acquisition from a Trevor Trove.

All I can say is FFS.

Literally

That’s all I can say, literally all. Honestly the limit and extent of my diction.

Well it's a step up from "EEERRRMMRUMMPFFFF" which i seem to recall was all you could manage after the incident with the cucumber and the eldest Greenfield daughter!!!!

[Scrump]

Peri, I approve of all your recommendations.
We did look at pandas, I think they are great but scrumplet the elder thought they were for old people.
The 356 might be quite good for a first car, a few more bumps and scrapes wouldn’t show.

[Pericoloso]

Stylish Italian youngsters who don't want /can't afford a 500 use Pandas.

[Bobberoo99]

Scrump said:

Peri, I approve of all your recommendations.
We did look at pandas, I think they are great but scrumplet the elder thought they were for old people.
The 356 might be quite good for a first car, a few more bumps and scrapes wouldn’t show.

Panda 100HP???

[Scrump]

Pandemonium 100hp but insurance is a bit spicy for a 17 year old. (Also the 100hp is not cute, apparently)

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

IT'S NOT SODDING CHRISTMAS YET!!!!!

Rubbish. It's been Christmas since the beginning of August, Bobbers. Everybody knows that!
You need to get with the programme, Sunshine!

[Scrump]

Stop the clock!
Peri has done it. Scrumplet the elder thinks the lm002 is cool. Now I just need to find one for sale that I can afford and then insure it for a learner driver.

[glenrobbo]

[glenrobbo]

Scrump said:

Stop the clock!
Peri has done it. Scrumplet the elder thinks the lm002 is cool. Now I just need to find one for sale that I can afford and then insure it for a learner driver.

! Do Lego do those?

[Bobberoo99]

HARUMPFF!!!
Well that's another weekend over and done with!!!
Night chaps!!!

[glenrobbo]

Looks like it's a gnurly night for Bobbers.

I wish you sweet Christmassy dreams young feller.

[DickyC]

glenrobbo said:

Looks like it's a gnurly night for Bobbers.

I wish you sweet Christmassy dreams young feller.

Only one sleep until work tomorrow.

[slopes]

glenrobbo said:

Bobberoo99 said:

IT'S NOT SODDING CHRISTMAS YET!!!!!

Rubbish. It's been Christmas since the beginning of August, Bobbers. Everybody knows that!
You need to get with the programme, Sunshine!

IT’S NOT FUTTIN CHRISTMAS YET!!!!!

[glenrobbo]

slopes said:

glenrobbo said:

Bobberoo99 said:

IT'S NOT SODDING CHRISTMAS YET!!!!!

Rubbish. It's been Christmas since the beginning of August, Bobbers. Everybody knows that!
You need to get with the programme, Sunshine!

IT’S NOT FUTTIN CHRISTMAS YET!!!!!

Calm down dear!

If you can't beat 'em, play them at their own game:

According to the world of advertising, every single futtin' day of the year is Christmas nowadays.

So just pretend that all the shops are shut and get yourself as pissed as a fart. Tidings of comfort & joy and all that st.

That'll teach the futtin' futters!