Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
Discussion
illmonkey said:
RicksAlfas said:
Tell her to leave her key zipped inside her handbag and never take it out!
My one...
We were driving along, and I used the windscreen spray in her car.
"Did you top up the washer fluid?"
"No, you didn't ask and it's not saying it's low"
"But it smells like it's low"
"Wat...? Smells like it's low?!" *laughs for 20 mins*
PositronicRay said:
illmonkey said:
RicksAlfas said:
Tell her to leave her key zipped inside her handbag and never take it out!
My one...
We were driving along, and I used the windscreen spray in her car.
"Did you top up the washer fluid?"
"No, you didn't ask and it's not saying it's low"
"But it smells like it's low"
"Wat...? Smells like it's low?!" *laughs for 20 mins*
So we get home after a meal out this evening, and my wife looks in the letter box, and one of my neighbours has put a Christmas card in.
On the envelope, it says "Mr and Mrs Tribbles" and a bit lower down "(no. 17)".
She looks at it a bit confused, and after a couple of seconds asks "Who's number 17?"
"We are." I replied.
On the envelope, it says "Mr and Mrs Tribbles" and a bit lower down "(no. 17)".
She looks at it a bit confused, and after a couple of seconds asks "Who's number 17?"
"We are." I replied.
tribbles said:
So we get home after a meal out this evening, and my wife looks in the letter box, and one of my neighbours has put a Christmas card in.
On the envelope, it says "Mr and Mrs Tribbles" and a bit lower down "(no. 17)".
She looks at it a bit confused, and after a couple of seconds asks "Who's number 17?"
"We are." I replied.
You've been spoiling her with the Lambrini again, haven't you. On the envelope, it says "Mr and Mrs Tribbles" and a bit lower down "(no. 17)".
She looks at it a bit confused, and after a couple of seconds asks "Who's number 17?"
"We are." I replied.
illmonkey said:
PositronicRay said:
illmonkey said:
RicksAlfas said:
Tell her to leave her key zipped inside her handbag and never take it out!
My one...
We were driving along, and I used the windscreen spray in her car.
"Did you top up the washer fluid?"
"No, you didn't ask and it's not saying it's low"
"But it smells like it's low"
"Wat...? Smells like it's low?!" *laughs for 20 mins*
Pit Pony said:
In summer if you don't use it, and don't put enough wash fluid in, it can become a biochemical hazard. My sister had mould growing in her wash fluid. Probably legionaires disease.
On the subject, some years ago had the car in for a service, MOT are retro reversing sensors fitted, just over a grand, looking at the bill I asked why they had charged me for a bottle of screen wash, as it was full to the brim when I took it in.Guy said we have to test it as part of the MOT and then refill it, the rest of the bottle is on the back seat.
Told him where to put his screen wash.
Vipers said:
Pit Pony said:
In summer if you don't use it, and don't put enough wash fluid in, it can become a biochemical hazard. My sister had mould growing in her wash fluid. Probably legionaires disease.
On the subject, some years ago had the car in for a service, MOT are retro reversing sensors fitted, just over a grand, looking at the bill I asked why they had charged me for a bottle of screen wash, as it was full to the brim when I took it in.Guy said we have to test it as part of the MOT and then refill it, the rest of the bottle is on the back seat.
Told him where to put his screen wash.
WilliamWoollard said:
Our little electric meat thermometer has become wildly inaccurate. As we were tidying up after the meal I said I would throw it away as it’s broken.
“It’s not broken it’s just not working properly”
Worth a shot. “It’s not broken it’s just not working properly”
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repair_caf%C3%A9
Have you tried giving it a really good clean?
PositronicRay said:
WilliamWoollard said:
Our little electric meat thermometer has become wildly inaccurate. As we were tidying up after the meal I said I would throw it away as it’s broken.
“It’s not broken it’s just not working properly”
Worth a shot. “It’s not broken it’s just not working properly”
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repair_caf%C3%A9
Have you tried giving it a really good clean?
the hop said:
Binge watching Columbo whilst having a nice post Xmas lazy day. Missus 'so who do you think killed him?' Now I'm in the s
t as I've been smirking for the last hour and won't tell her why........
Well, there are a couple of episodes where the killer is not revealed at the start (one of which you don't find out who actually did it at all). I'm guessing it wasn't one of those though!t as I've been smirking for the last hour and won't tell her why........And a couple where he lets the culprit off.
tribbles said:
Well, there are a couple of episodes where the killer is not revealed at the start (one of which you don't find out who actually did it at all). I'm guessing it wasn't one of those though!
And a couple where he lets the culprit off.
You're right, It wasn't one of those episodes............ And a couple where he lets the culprit off.
WilliamWoollard said:
Our little electric meat thermometer has become wildly inaccurate. As we were tidying up after the meal I said I would throw it away as it’s broken.
“It’s not broken it’s just not working properly”
I have three meat thermometers, none of which is accurate. Stick them in a roast and three different temperatures will show. This is fine if you want medium to well to rare beef, but otherwise, very disjointed.“It’s not broken it’s just not working properly”
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