Celebrity Urban Legends
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sebo said:
Jgtv said:
That a certain DJ was locked up in the middle east not due to a tiny amount of weed found in his shoe but due to the rather delicate and specialist nature of the files found on his lap top.
Shirley not ?As for the footballer Ex 'boro, EX Madrid and now at Spurs. Misses won some reality show a few years back.
Edited by Jgtv on Tuesday 7th July 17:11
sevros1981 said:
ex leeds, middlesboro, newcastle.
Defender.
Had a high profile trial for a dreadful incident outside a nightclub.
Fell off a friends shoulders in middlesboro and shattered his jaw, completely pissed.
Good player, very, very stupid.
And has a name that sounds like Wonathan Joodgate?Defender.
Had a high profile trial for a dreadful incident outside a nightclub.
Fell off a friends shoulders in middlesboro and shattered his jaw, completely pissed.
Good player, very, very stupid.
This is like a game of Jeopardy!
Jgtv said:
That a certain DJ was locked up in the middle east not due to a tiny amount of weed found in his shoe but due to the rather delicate and specialist nature of the files found on his lap top.
GROOVEy story if true. His career must have been RIDing a vERy thin line for a while.Jgtv said:
sebo said:
Jgtv said:
That a certain DJ was locked up in the middle east not due to a tiny amount of weed found in his shoe but due to the rather delicate and specialist nature of the files found on his lap top.
Shirley not ?Taken from the AGC link posted earlier in the thread;
1. He's got a thing for the back door, you see? In his case, exit AND enter. In the past, it was never allowed at home - hence the wandering. But now, now that he's suffered a bit of a setback, now that he needs cheering, she's been his number 1 source of consolation - shoulder and tail. In limited rationed amounts, just enough to keep him content. After all, that's love, right? You just have to grin and bear it. Happy endings all around - DVB
2. Which actress, recently in the news for a short illness, is well-known to the staff at the Portland Clinic? One staff member reckons that if said actress had a loyalty card stamped for each of the abortions she'd had carried out there (during her short-lived marriage) then she'd have earned enough for her own personal scrape and vac machine by now. - BP
3. ...by the end of the evening she was limp and lifeless and supposedly serviced by two different men and also at one point full on making out with another woman. She’s also been known to go missing, totally unreachable for hours at a time, and when she resurfaces, she’s a frightful mess. Of course there are those trying to help her. And some days, she knows and she tries. But when the night comes and that crowd is calling, it’s trouble all over again. - SM
4. Which celebrity chef blew his top (amongst other things) when an unsuspecting waiter walked into the kitchen at the end of the evening's service? The white-coated w
ker was giving a kitchen porter some instructions on the finer points of broiling a sausage. Or rather, he was shouting "Harder! Suck harder!" at the top of the (male) porter's head whilst the underpaid skivvy fellated the great chef, jaws whizzing like a Magimix. It seems that the man has a voracious appetite for either gender, as he is renowned for having energetic, grunty and extremely loud sex with a waitress in Soho. - GR
1. He's got a thing for the back door, you see? In his case, exit AND enter. In the past, it was never allowed at home - hence the wandering. But now, now that he's suffered a bit of a setback, now that he needs cheering, she's been his number 1 source of consolation - shoulder and tail. In limited rationed amounts, just enough to keep him content. After all, that's love, right? You just have to grin and bear it. Happy endings all around - DVB
2. Which actress, recently in the news for a short illness, is well-known to the staff at the Portland Clinic? One staff member reckons that if said actress had a loyalty card stamped for each of the abortions she'd had carried out there (during her short-lived marriage) then she'd have earned enough for her own personal scrape and vac machine by now. - BP
3. ...by the end of the evening she was limp and lifeless and supposedly serviced by two different men and also at one point full on making out with another woman. She’s also been known to go missing, totally unreachable for hours at a time, and when she resurfaces, she’s a frightful mess. Of course there are those trying to help her. And some days, she knows and she tries. But when the night comes and that crowd is calling, it’s trouble all over again. - SM
4. Which celebrity chef blew his top (amongst other things) when an unsuspecting waiter walked into the kitchen at the end of the evening's service? The white-coated w
ker was giving a kitchen porter some instructions on the finer points of broiling a sausage. Or rather, he was shouting "Harder! Suck harder!" at the top of the (male) porter's head whilst the underpaid skivvy fellated the great chef, jaws whizzing like a Magimix. It seems that the man has a voracious appetite for either gender, as he is renowned for having energetic, grunty and extremely loud sex with a waitress in Soho. - GR
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