Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

[Tyre Tread]

nonsequitur said:

You're waxing poetic again, TT.

Anyone?

[HighwayToHull]

Tyre Tread said:

nonsequitur said:

You're waxing poetic again, TT.

Anyone?

Earwax. Pay attention at the back there.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

HighwayToHull said:

Tyre Tread said:

nonsequitur said:

You're waxing poetic again, TT.

Anyone?

Earwax. Pay attention at the back there.

It's the usual contrived, trying-too-hard, thread-killing, dull same-old is what it is. From the usual suspects.

[Doofus]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

It's the usual contrived, trying-too-hard, thread-killing, dull same-old is what it is. From the usual suspects.

To be fair, they don't only do it on this thread.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Doofus said:

CharlesdeGaulle said:

It's the usual contrived, trying-too-hard, thread-killing, dull same-old is what it is. From the usual suspects.

To be fair, they don't only do it on this thread.

Very true, they are consistent. The Sean Connery thread is currently similarly unbearable for the same reasons.

[Bright Halo]

nonsequitur said:

Tyre Tread said:

stuttgartmetal said:

You know what Van Gogh said after he chopped off his ear?


Eh?

I thought he had an STD: Gonner ear.

You could be drummed out of PH for that.

Will please just go away with your add ons. You do not add anything to any thread.
Think of something original or just do not bother.

[Stan the Bat]

Bright Halo said:

nonsequitur said:

Tyre Tread said:

stuttgartmetal said:

You know what Van Gogh said after he chopped off his ear?


Eh?

I thought he had an STD: Gonner ear.

You could be drummed out of PH for that.

Will please just go away with your add ons. You do not add anything to any thread.
Think of something original or just do not bother.

I don't mind them

[Einion Yrth]

Stan the Bat said:

Bright Halo said:

nonsequitur said:

Tyre Tread said:

stuttgartmetal said:

You know what Van Gogh said after he chopped off his ear?


Eh?

I thought he had an STD: Gonner ear.

You could be drummed out of PH for that.

Will please just go away with your add ons. You do not add anything to any thread.
Think of something original or just do not bother.

I don't mind them

The pun sequences annoy the almighty crap out of me, but I can skip past them, and I'm not the arbiter of good taste. (Although I probably should be.)

[stuttgartmetal]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

Doofus said:

CharlesdeGaulle said:

It's the usual contrived, trying-too-hard, thread-killing, dull same-old is what it is. From the usual suspects.

To be fair, they don't only do it on this thread.

Very true, they are consistent. The Sean Connery thread is currently similarly unbearable for the same reasons.

As are you, judging by your dull us ditchwater add nothing but a negative bug up your fking arse replies.

Nothing personal.




Hahahahaha

Edited by stuttgartmetal on Wednesday 24th February 21:35

[Johnspex]

Go over and look at the GG bad number plate thread. He's over there with his inane one-liners.
Why does he think he's being asked to stop and the others aren't?
Nothing to do with the fact that he is easily the worst and least humourous of them all. Though Glenrobbo is nearly as bad. Apologies if I've got that name wrong.

Seriously, Nonno, why do you do it? Is it because you think you're actually funny, because you're not. Or, is it that you're desperately seeking attention by being annoying which you are.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

stuttgartmetal said:

Nothing personal.




Hahahahaha

Ha ha indeed.

[Biggy Stardust]

Schmed said:

Lol it’s true women cannot understand thermostats. I have repeatedly explained it’s either on or off but she resolutely believes the higher the number is correlated to how quickly it heats.

Mine's the same. I asked her if she understood how it worked & she said she didn't. My suggestion "well leave it alone, then" got a hostile reception & she spent the whole evening turning it up, turning it down, etc.

[Caddyshack]

Biggy Stardust said:

Schmed said:

Lol it’s true women cannot understand thermostats. I have repeatedly explained it’s either on or off but she resolutely believes the higher the number is correlated to how quickly it heats.

Mine's the same. I asked her if she understood how it worked & she said she didn't. My suggestion "well leave it alone, then" got a hostile reception & she spent the whole evening turning it up, turning it down, etc.

Have the same conversation with the mother in law all the time.

[nonsequitur]

Bright Halo said:

Will please just go away with your add ons. You do not add anything to any thread.
Think of something original or just do not bother.

I think it is only fair that my fellow PH punners - plenty of them - are treated to a similar message. Until that unlikely moment arrives, request denied.

[Whoozit]

nonsequitur said:

Bright Halo said:

Will please just go away with your add ons. You do not add anything to any thread.
Think of something original or just do not bother.

I think it is only fair that my fellow PH punners - plenty of them - are treated to a similar message. Until that unlikely moment arrives, request denied.

Here you go - to all the punners, please don't derail the thread. It's been mostly fun so far, an entire page of irrelevant stuff kills the momentum.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Whoozit said:

nonsequitur said:

Bright Halo said:

Will please just go away with your add ons. You do not add anything to any thread.
Think of something original or just do not bother.

I think it is only fair that my fellow PH punners - plenty of them - are treated to a similar message. Until that unlikely moment arrives, request denied.

Here you go - to all the punners, please don't derail the thread. It's been mostly fun so far, an entire page of irrelevant stuff kills the momentum.

They had their own little pun thread but that died as even they realised incessant puns just aren't funny.

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

You'll never guess who the last poster (aka thread-killer) there was...

[Whoozit]

Back on track....

If I leave a plate or mug on top of the dishwasher while I'm finishing up something else, I get a proper earful. But God forbid I even mention the teaspoon and knife chucked in the sink every.bloody.morning which I fish out so I can use the sink as it's intended.

This morning was even more special. Large stockpot soaking overnight to get rid of crusties, the water in it is completely opaque. I nearly stick my hand in to fish out whatever is in there...just as well I didn't, when I poured it out, the last thing to plop into the sink was our sharpest paring knife

[SpeckledJim]

Whoozit said:

Back on track....

If I leave a plate or mug on top of the dishwasher while I'm finishing up something else, I get a proper earful. But God forbid I even mention the teaspoon and knife chucked in the sink every.bloody.morning which I fish out so I can use the sink as it's intended.

This morning was even more special. Large stockpot soaking overnight to get rid of crusties, the water in it is completely opaque. I nearly stick my hand in to fish out whatever is in there...just as well I didn't, when I poured it out, the last thing to plop into the sink was our sharpest paring knife

Steeping good knives and wooden chopping boards in the washing up water for hours may yet prove the straw that breaks my murderous back.

Grrrr.

[Antony Moxey]

Whoozit said:

Back on track....

If I leave a plate or mug on top of the dishwasher while I'm finishing up something else, I get a proper earful. But God forbid I even mention the teaspoon and knife chucked in the sink every.bloody.morning which I fish out so I can use the sink as it's intended.

This morning was even more special. Large stockpot soaking overnight to get rid of crusties, the water in it is completely opaque. I nearly stick my hand in to fish out whatever is in there...just as well I didn't, when I poured it out, the last thing to plop into the sink was our sharpest paring knife

Genuinely, why don’t you give a proper earful back? I honestly can’t understand why people are prepared to put up with such appalling behaviour from their other halfs.

[lord trumpton]

Wifes car just been serviced and had new brake discs and pads as part of the job.

Me - All OK with the car; brakes feel OK?

House Captain - Yes all fine, the brakes squeak a little though - Shall I just spray some of the oil spray on them (WD40 in the shed) to save me taking it back to the garage?

Me - Erm no, best not I'm sure they will bed in and stop squeaking in a few days most likely