Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
Discussion
AndySheff said:
Not a classic, but I'm sat upstairs doing a bit of lazy Sunday afternoon surfing. Downstairs in the kitchen the Mrs has the MIL and 2 friends round. 4 of them. There must be 3 conversations (at least) going on at the same time.
Don't worry you'll not have missed a thing. They'll be relayed to you perfectly later on. Speed 3 said:
Feirny said:
OH to my baby daughter who was sat in the bath.
“Don’t eat that water”
A little later, watching TV with baby daughter.
“Oooh look, a moo moo cat”
Post baby cotton wool brain - forgiven !“Don’t eat that water”
A little later, watching TV with baby daughter.
“Oooh look, a moo moo cat”
She'll return to "normal" in due course
Clifford Chambers said:
AndySheff said:
Not a classic, but I'm sat upstairs doing a bit of lazy Sunday afternoon surfing. Downstairs in the kitchen the Mrs has the MIL and 2 friends round. 4 of them. There must be 3 conversations (at least) going on at the same time.
Don't worry you'll not have missed a thing. They'll be relayed to you perfectly later on. One of her favorite TV shows is about ready to start. So she claims most of the couch and sits down with a glass of wine.
Then she's up and out of the room.
She returns and the first thing she says is "What have I missed?"
Me "About the first 10 minutes"
Her "But what happened?"
Me "No idea, I don't watch that crap. Besides if you had been here 10 minutes ago you wouldn't have to ask"
Her. Sullen silence.
Then she's up and out of the room.
She returns and the first thing she says is "What have I missed?"
Me "About the first 10 minutes"
Her "But what happened?"
Me "No idea, I don't watch that crap. Besides if you had been here 10 minutes ago you wouldn't have to ask"
Her. Sullen silence.
NMNeil said:
One of her favorite TV shows is about ready to start. So she claims most of the couch and sits down with a glass of wine.
Then she's up and out of the room.
She returns and the first thing she says is "What have I missed?"
Me "About the first 10 minutes"
Her "But what happened?"
Me "No idea, I don't watch that crap. Besides if you had been here 10 minutes ago you wouldn't have to ask"
Her. Sullen silence.
Could be worse, mine rewinds it. Then she's up and out of the room.
She returns and the first thing she says is "What have I missed?"
Me "About the first 10 minutes"
Her "But what happened?"
Me "No idea, I don't watch that crap. Besides if you had been here 10 minutes ago you wouldn't have to ask"
Her. Sullen silence.
(and don't call it crap that's just rude. Uh huh, I wasn't really watching is the correct response)
Clifford Chambers said:
NMNeil said:
One of her favorite TV shows is about ready to start. So she claims most of the couch and sits down with a glass of wine.
Then she's up and out of the room.
She returns and the first thing she says is "What have I missed?"
Me "About the first 10 minutes"
Her "But what happened?"
Me "No idea, I don't watch that crap. Besides if you had been here 10 minutes ago you wouldn't have to ask"
Her. Sullen silence.
Could be worse, mine rewinds it. Then she's up and out of the room.
She returns and the first thing she says is "What have I missed?"
Me "About the first 10 minutes"
Her "But what happened?"
Me "No idea, I don't watch that crap. Besides if you had been here 10 minutes ago you wouldn't have to ask"
Her. Sullen silence.
(and don't call it crap that's just rude. Uh huh, I wasn't really watching is the correct response)
Clifford Chambers said:
NMNeil said:
One of her favorite TV shows is about ready to start. So she claims most of the couch and sits down with a glass of wine.
Then she's up and out of the room.
She returns and the first thing she says is "What have I missed?"
Me "About the first 10 minutes"
Her "But what happened?"
Me "No idea, I don't watch that crap. Besides if you had been here 10 minutes ago you wouldn't have to ask"
Her. Sullen silence.
Could be worse, mine rewinds it. Then she's up and out of the room.
She returns and the first thing she says is "What have I missed?"
Me "About the first 10 minutes"
Her "But what happened?"
Me "No idea, I don't watch that crap. Besides if you had been here 10 minutes ago you wouldn't have to ask"
Her. Sullen silence.
(and don't call it crap that's just rude. Uh huh, I wasn't really watching is the correct response)
TwigtheWonderkid said:
straight dad said:
Just watching Simon and Garfunkel sing Sound of Silence in 1966.
On Mumsnet there was a thread running about daft things you used to believe. Some woman posted who used to think Simon and Garth were brothers with the surname of Funkel, until she was about 35. 
My brother-in-law's wife has a sister who thought the sun and the moon were the same planet until she was 30. I kid you not.
TwigtheWonderkid said:
straight dad said:
Just watching Simon and Garfunkel sing Sound of Silence in 1966.
On Mumsnet there was a thread running about daft things you used to believe. Some woman posted who used to think Simon and Garth were brothers with the surname of Funkel, until she was about 35. 
Speed 3 said:
Feirny said:
OH to my baby daughter who was sat in the bath.
“Don’t eat that water”
A little later, watching TV with baby daughter.
“Oooh look, a moo moo cat”
Post baby cotton wool brain - forgiven !“Don’t eat that water”
A little later, watching TV with baby daughter.
“Oooh look, a moo moo cat”
She'll return to "normal" in due course
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