Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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As Ted was walking by St Paul's
A lady grabbed him by the elbow
She said young man you've found good luck
Come inside and have a sandwich
It won't cost a shilling or even a bob
Depending on the size of your plate
Ted looked for help but no help came
So the lady held his arm again
And asked if he would take a punt
By pushing something up the river
Young Ted said yes all thrilled to bits
And warmly grabbed the lady's hand
She led him to the river bank
And watched Ted as he had a drink
Then darkness fell and the lady said
Sod this for a lark I'm off to bed
A lady grabbed him by the elbow
She said young man you've found good luck
Come inside and have a sandwich
It won't cost a shilling or even a bob
Depending on the size of your plate
Ted looked for help but no help came
So the lady held his arm again
And asked if he would take a punt
By pushing something up the river
Young Ted said yes all thrilled to bits
And warmly grabbed the lady's hand
She led him to the river bank
And watched Ted as he had a drink
Then darkness fell and the lady said
Sod this for a lark I'm off to bed
She was only the book-keepers daughter, but she'd let anyone make an entry.
She was only the butchers daughter, but she knew how to put it on a slab and say 'fillet!'
She was only the dairy farmers daughter from West Yorkshire, but she certainly liked her Udders feeled.
She was only the rear-admirals daughter, but her naval base was often full of recently discharged seamen.
Can I go now?
She was only the butchers daughter, but she knew how to put it on a slab and say 'fillet!'
She was only the dairy farmers daughter from West Yorkshire, but she certainly liked her Udders feeled.
She was only the rear-admirals daughter, but her naval base was often full of recently discharged seamen.
Can I go now?
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