A bit council Vol 2

[can't remember]

Waking up on Friday and you can't remember, and there's no sign, of anything you did on Thursday. Council.

[schmunk]

can't remember said:

Waking up on Friday and you can't remember, and there's no sign, of anything you did on Thursday. Council. Coma.

FTFY

[Jimmy Recard]

brrapp said:

I don't quite get what happened after. She was treated in hospital and was due to get an operation but died from blood loss from internal bleeding. But she was found dead on her sofa a few days later by a friend. Don't they have hospital beds in Leicester?

I'm guessing she was seen in A+E and sent home with a plan to operate but died in the meantime. Maybe the internal bleeding was missed there?

This is just speculation

[Shakermaker]

Jimmy Recard said:

brrapp said:

I don't quite get what happened after. She was treated in hospital and was due to get an operation but died from blood loss from internal bleeding. But she was found dead on her sofa a few days later by a friend. Don't they have hospital beds in Leicester?

I'm guessing she was seen in A+E and sent home with a plan to operate but died in the meantime. Maybe the internal bleeding was missed there?

This is just speculation

The thread in NPE suggests that as well as the injuries she suffered, she may have had alcohol problems and was potentially mis-diagnosed with being drunk, or, her being under the influence meant that she wasn't given a proper head exam?

Tragic either way.

[Johnnybee]

I sold one of my bikes earlier this week, the fella who bought it came to pay and reached into his sock for the money.

[Jonmx]

austinsmirk said:

I suspect you wash once or twice a day.

or someone washes you once a day.

and you don't use a litter tray.

of course if you could lick your balls: you'd never leave the house. But that is a very old joke

That reminds me, a few years ago in a previous role I had the misfortune to visit a council property in a rather less than pleasant area. As I entered the flat I thought I could smell st, and I could see through an open door that the toilet was in pieces. It was then that I spotted it, a large, open cat litter tray with a turd like a baby's arm stuck on top. Matey boy had obviously decided this was the best option rather than getting the bog fixed. I hurriedly suggested we continue the conversation on the landing outside the flat. Rather the smell of stale fags and cannabis than human excrement.
About 100 metres away from the flat was a well run, albeit flat roof pub where he could have gone to take a dump most hours of the day. Grim.

[KAgantua]

Johnnybee said:

I sold one of my bikes earlier this week, the fella who bought it came to pay and reached into his sock for the money.

Its you thats a bit council mate, obviously Tarquin asked his butler to buy your bike on Ebay, and on clocking the area, Jeeves recommended that his master consider it a hostile area. Hence Tarquin turning up and hiding his funds out of sight, lest he encounter some highwaymen!

[nigelpugh7]

Popped up on my Facebook adverts today.

I was wondering why a tattooed bloke would want to drop a dress size?

Proper council!

[MWM3]

www.mirror.co.uk/money/shopping-deals/tesco-shoppe...

Cant read a simple price so blames tesco for having some yellow in their tickets.

[DoctorX]

MWM3 said:

www.mirror.co.uk/money/shopping-deals/tesco-shoppe...

Cant read a simple price so blames tesco for having some yellow in their tickets.

I wouldn't think for one second that those were sale items. Some people need to get a life.

[Jimmy Recard]

MWM3 said:

www.mirror.co.uk/money/shopping-deals/tesco-shoppe...

Cant read a simple price so blames tesco for having some yellow in their tickets.

I'm not sure he's council, just a berk

[Ari]

austinsmirk said:

cue much banging of heads against walls. how these people even function in a day and put a piece of bread in a toaster and make it work, I have no idea.

They don't need to - it's all done for them (like your example of turning up to organise free central heating and deal with all the paperwork).

We were doomed as a society the moment it was decided we should encourage these types to breed by rewarding them with cash and housing if they did so.

What are we now, four generations in?

[anonymous-user]

Jimmy Recard said:

MWM3 said:

www.mirror.co.uk/money/shopping-deals/tesco-shoppe...

Cant read a simple price so blames tesco for having some yellow in their tickets.

I'm not sure he's council, just a berk

AKA a thick tt and chancer.

[Johnnytheboy]

PH XKR said:

Currently stopped at Swindon train station as unfortunately we are waiting for emergency services. Clearly someone's not well and I hope not too serious.
Thing is, you can hear people moaning about delays yo their trip.

Someone is seriously ill, complaining in such light is uber council.

A bit late to this party, but referring to a railway station as a "train station" is a mite council.

[Trabi601]

Johnnytheboy said:

A bit late to this party, but referring to a railway station as a "train station" is a mite council.

Next time I take my car to the motor vehicle parking facility, or catch an omnibus, I shall remember this...

[Stickyfinger]

Johnnytheboy said:

A bit late to this party, but referring to a railway station as a "train station" is a mite council.

Coach pick up point is more accurate at weekends

[talksthetorque]

Stickyfinger said:

Coach pick up point is more accurate at weekends

But East Midlands Trains call it Nottingham Train Station.

Have I just accidentally proven your point?

Edited by talksthetorque on Monday 8th May 11:27

[FN2TypeR]

aR53GP said:

Boy 4 - (yes it's a boy) - messing on a tablet

You mean to say that you can be both male AND long haired?

Lies.

[Goaty Bill 2]

FN2TypeR said:

aR53GP said:

Boy 4 - (yes it's a boy) - messing on a tablet

You mean to say that you can be both male AND long haired?

Not in my father's house you couldn't.
Come to think of it, not in mine either, though there have been a few facial hair disasters in all three generations, if I am being honest.

[gtidriver]

My wife son and i was in a grill in De-Panne in Belgium last night, the place was heaving with families, every table that i could see had kids sat at on tablets or phones. Next table to us had some important gaming going on as the mother had cut up the early teenage daughters food and was feeding her as she played her game. Pathetic and ultra council.