A bit council (Vol 4)

[Corvid-2020]

NapierDeltic said:

Starfighter said:

Linked from an other story..

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/mum-s...

No way is she 30.

I just wrote about this at tedious length in the things-wot-annoy-u thread, and now I see the fun was happening over here as well.


There's a certain kind of council male that you possibly only find in Scotland. You start climbing a hill and half way up you spy this slightly improbable guy. He usually has a desert camouflage rucksack, black hoodie, regular camouflage trousers and knackered hiking boots. Black hoodie might be adorned with either something signifying vague biker affiliation or something signifying a staunch Scots nationalism bent. Maybe both! Said guy will be perched on a rock half way up a mountain rolling a cigarette while knocking back a 'wee tinny' of some sort.

I've occasionally worked with guys like this in a previous life, and they seem to sit in the middle of a confusing Venn diagram of environmentalism (running into deep ecology or hardcore conservation territory), hermit-like self sustainability, Scottish nationalism with a drop of historic revisionism and low-level alcohol dependency. A sort of eco-gadge if you like.

Nope, you find that sort of council male on hills here too in Yorkshire, Lancs and Derbyshire.

Same Scottish accent though. Is it something about Scotland that makes males dour alkies?

[Om]

paulguitar said:

My god, poor Colonel! They must have had one hell of am itchy arse

[anonymous-user]

Are those yellow stains part of the outfit,

[Starfighter]

Finger licking” good.

[psi310398]

The Spruce Goose said:

Are those yellow stains part of the outfit,

And I was just tucking into my porridge.

Thanks a bunch!

[Alex_225]

I mean there are many questions to be asked about that whole KFC situation but mine is, why no shoes!!! The hound next to her doesn't either.

[MartG]

WindyCommon said:

https://www.scruffyswanks.co.uk/onesies/

Depending how you parse that URL...

[rovermorris999]

WindyCommon said:

https://www.scruffyswanks.co.uk/onesies/

I didn't notice the second 's' and was most disappointed.

[alorotom]

Alex_225 said:

I mean there are many questions to be asked about that whole KFC situation but mine is, why no shoes!!! The hound next to her doesn't either.

and that's the paramount question?! lol

[Krupp88]

Om said:

paulguitar said:

My god, poor Colonel! They must have had one hell of am itchy arse

Old Sanders has had to hold his breath in due to the stench for so long that his face has collapsed....

The unique smell of sweat, stale B&H , KFC gravy, tuna brine and Staffie faeces

[psi310398]

Krupp88 said:

Old Sanders has had to hold his breath in due to the stench for so long that his face has collapsed....

The unique smell of sweat, stale B&H , KFC gravy, tuna brine and Staffie faeces

Oh FFS! And now I was just having my (delayed) lunch.

[IanUAE]

psi310398 said:

Krupp88 said:

Old Sanders has had to hold his breath in due to the stench for so long that his face has collapsed....

The unique smell of sweat, stale B&H , KFC gravy, tuna brine and Staffie faeces

Oh FFS! And now I was just having my (delayed) lunch.

What time are you planning to eat later so we can ruin that meal for you as well?

[psi310398]

IanUAE said:

What time are you planning to eat later so we can ruin that meal for you as well?

Thanks for the warning.

Now not sayin' But, like Clouseau , I will expect the unexpected attack...

[BrabusMog]

paulguitar said:

[CallThatMusic]

yanyan said:

Argleton said:

Dr Doofenshmirtz said:

Starfighter said:

Linked from an other story..

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/mum-s...

No way is she 30.

I’ll put money on her ‘owning’ a Range Rover Velar and him ‘owning’ a BMW 1 series in white. The perfect chavs with borrowed money chariots

Velar? Surely the Evoque convertible was invented for people like this. Painted pink, obviously.

Here we go; perfect for that wifey...

Or this ...once she sells a few more frocks...

[CallThatMusic]

Alex_225 said:

I mean there are many questions to be asked about that whole KFC situation but mine is, why no shoes!!! The hound next to her doesn't either.

Could be in Oz. No shoes is a thing there...

[remedy]

rovermorris999 said:

WindyCommon said:

https://www.scruffyswanks.co.uk/onesies/

I didn't notice the second 's' and was most disappointed.

It's got the same hesitant "do I, don't I click" just like that pen island website

WWW.PENISLAND.NET

[Smiler.]

paulguitar said:

Mother of God.

Looks like she's bought the bargain bucket too.

[anonymoususer]

Starfighter said:

Linked from an other story..

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/mum-s...

No way is she 30.

She is

[gazza285]

anonymoususer said:

Starfighter said:

Linked from an other story..

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/mum-s...

No way is she 30.

She is

Looks about thirty to me...