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MartG said:
Early systems used cats, which are more accurate, and less susceptible to jamming, than buttered toast, but must be kept alive in order to land feet-down from a warp jump. Obviously cats can't survive on the exterior of a space craft, so a special box had to be constructed to contain the cat. The only suitable materials which might protect the cat from the harsh radiation effects of deep space were opaque at wavelengths in the visible spectrum. Therefore, a strict inspection schedule dictated that the box must be opened to inspect the condition of the cat prior to all hyperspace jumps. Not only was this impractical in combat situations, this maintenance procedure was found to be fundamentally incompatible with the quantum mechanics of hyperspace travel. It was while pondering this practical issue over a cup of (something almost, but not quite, entirely unlike) tea, that one engineer proposed buttered toast. This was mistakenly understood by the other engineers present to be a solution to the issue at hand, and not, as was actually intended, an offer to serve second breakfast. However, the idea worked and toast became the galactic standard for Downward-vector Orientation Guidance Systems.Edited by Fishlegs on Friday 11th September 12:08
I find it amusing when they're passing through a gaseous cloud or something and you can judge their speed by the passing wake with regard to the length of the vessel (e.g. the opening sequence for Voyager). They might just as well be stationary as 20mph ain't going to get you very far.
Dr Jekyll said:
smn159 said:
Always makes me smile... I saw one where the Enterprise had to put itself into geostationary orbit over the southern pole of a planet. It was of course the 'right' way up for the TV, with the planet above it
Geostationary over a pole?Dr Jekyll said:
smn159 said:
Always makes me smile... I saw one where the Enterprise had to put itself into geostationary orbit over the southern pole of a planet. It was of course the 'right' way up for the TV, with the planet above it
Geostationary over a pole?RizzoTheRat said:
Dr Jekyll said:
smn159 said:
Always makes me smile... I saw one where the Enterprise had to put itself into geostationary orbit over the southern pole of a planet. It was of course the 'right' way up for the TV, with the planet above it
Geostationary over a pole?Dr Jekyll said:
smn159 said:
Always makes me smile... I saw one where the Enterprise had to put itself into geostationary orbit over the southern pole of a planet. It was of course the 'right' way up for the TV, with the planet above it
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