Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[MartG]

[George Shagger Smiley]

[MartG]

[irocfan]

MartG said:

irocfan said:

4 days https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

Different thread so I feel justified

[motco]

MartG said:

Likewise!

[droopsnoot]

motco said:

Likewise!

Not seeing that one, maybe it's me. Best before 18th December 2020.

[Paul_M3]

droopsnoot said:

Not seeing that one, maybe it's me. Best before 18th December 2020.

And on what date are you most likely to want to eat the contents?

[Pit Pony]

Jonboy_t said:

Stomezy! Love it!!

Definitely better than being dead We have a little bit of a black sense of humour in my family. The day he was going in, me and my sister popped round with a roll of white stickers with our names on, let ourselves through the front door and started labelling the things up that we’d each have if it didn’t work out as planned. Quite juvenile I suppose, but definitely eased the tension of the day

My sister did that when Nan was still Alive and well.

[kowalski655]

Paul_M3 said:

droopsnoot said:

Not seeing that one, maybe it's me. Best before 18th December 2020.

And on what date are you most likely to want to eat the contents?

Its like the shops selling mince pies with a best before date in November-they just want you to succumb to temptation & eat it...and have to buy another
They get me every year!

[RC1807]

MartG said:

Never out of date milk.
Perfect!

[nonsequitur]

MartG said:

Can only be used every four years.

[smn159]

nonsequitur said:

MartG said:

Can only be used every four years.

You might be waiting a bit longer than that to see Feb 30th

[Magnum 475]

[CharlesdeGaulle]

nonsequitur said:

MartG said:

Can only be used every four years.

Good man. Bang that nail well and truly out of sight.

[MartG]

[droopsnoot]

Paul_M3 said:

droopsnoot said:

Not seeing that one, maybe it's me. Best before 18th December 2020.

And on what date are you most likely to want to eat the contents?

Oh, good point. Unless it was made and put out on the shelf in early November 2019, of course. Glad I went for the more reasonable comment, instead of something like "You're an idiot, that's a valid date!"

[glenrobbo]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

nonsequitur said:

MartG said:

Can only be used every four years.

Good man. Bang that nail well and truly out of sight.

But seriously, when exactly is the next double leap year?

[nonsequitur]

glenrobbo said:

CharlesdeGaulle said:

nonsequitur said:

MartG said:

Can only be used every four years.

Good man. Bang that nail well and truly out of sight.

But seriously, when exactly is the next double leap year?

One of my two wives may know.

[glenrobbo]

nonsequitur said:

One of my two wives may know.

I said "Double leap year", not "Double jump year".

[kowalski655]

With two wives, it just FEELS like a lot longer time