Celebrity Urban Legends

[HiRich]

Legend83 said:

ETA: she has also recently received dirty text messages from a bespectacled, coloured childrens TV newsreader....

Was it Trevor McDoughnut? Am I right?

[WildCards]

Some more alleged guff i've managed to sift out of that website, bloody funny;


1. Which globally famous dancer was hated by his wardrobe mistress above all others because, at the height of the show, as the audience leapt to their feet to applaud him, xxxxxx would cum? - MF

2. Which has-been starlet is willing to do literally anything to get a role? Apparently she's calling up male casting agents and giving them a heads-up about her many and varied talents. - TR (hint. she's been in Scrubs)

3. Which young movie star is not only a flaming homosexual but also has his latest boyfriend on set with him and is under such a spell he canoodles with him between takes? - DR (hint. very topical)

4. If you think that the family has been rocked this week, just wait! It’s going to get bad. Here are just a few of the truths that they will deny in the coming weeks: He was a drug addict. He was alcoholic. He was anorexic. He was bald. His children are not biologically related to them. He had been diagnosed with schizophrenia. He was gay. Why will they deny everything? Because they know there will be a backlash against them for enabling him for years. They had to enable him because they relied on his money. If they admit that they knew these things and didn’t do anything about them, they will never get the kids. And they absolutely want those kids. - TJ's

5. Which paunchy Hollywood star, with a taste for eastern European hookers, makes his poor overworked PA book him different girls every day of the week during trips abroad? - JN

6. WHICH pop star/reality-TV hostess and her husband tried to lure a hottie publicist into their Atlantic City hotel suite for a threesome? When the singer suddenly stripped naked and got into bed, the terrified flack made her excuses and fled. - MB

7. This actress had a very strong reputation as a high-priced hooker before she was ever in a movie - and before she married one of Hollywood's most famous men. - DR

8. What hunky, masculine action star slept with a famous male director - and only then was given a walk-on role in one his movies? Luckily, this small film debut launched his career. - VD

9. Which married Oscar winner was caught pants-down in a club closet, getting naughty with a tranny? The waitress who walked in on the pair was so stunned, she dropped her drink tray. - CGJR

10. Which pop starlet with a longterm boyfriend has a secret penchant for the fairer sex? She drunkenly goes home with girls but tells her poor fella she's tucked up in bed - alone? - LL




I'll never remember all of the names, I hope you lot are good at guessing these ones.

[sebo]

WildCards said:

Some more alleged guff i've managed to sift out of that website, bloody funny;


1. Which globally famous dancer was hated by his wardrobe mistress above all others because, at the height of the show, as the audience leapt to their feet to applaud him, xxxxxx would cum? - MF

Michael Flattley (sp?)

[OllieWinchester]

WildCards said:

1. Michael Flatterley?
2. No idea
3. Daniel Radcliffe
4. The Jacksons
5. Jack Nicholson
6. No idea
7. No idea
8. Vin Diesel
9. No idea
10. No idea

Edited by OllieWinchester on Wednesday 8th July 14:51

[Justayellowbadge]

2. You can Reid about on the web.

Edited by Justayellowbadge on Wednesday 8th July 14:53

[DrTre]

WildCards said:

1. Michael Flatley

2. TaraReid

3. Daniel Radcliffe

4. The Jackson's

5. Jack Nicholson

6. WHICH pop star/reality-TV hostess and her husband tried to lure a hottie publicist into their Atlantic City hotel suite for a threesome? When the singer suddenly stripped naked and got into bed, the terrified flack made her excuses and fled. - MB

7. Denise Richards

8. Vin Diesel

9. Which married Oscar winner was caught pants-down in a club closet, getting naughty with a tranny? The waitress who walked in on the pair was so stunned, she dropped her drink tray. - CGJR

10. Which pop starlet with a longterm boyfriend has a secret penchant for the fairer sex? She drunkenly goes home with girls but tells her poor fella she's tucked up in bed - alone? - LL

I'll never remember all of the names, I hope you lot are good at guessing these ones.

[A1GOY]

DrTre said:

WildCards said:

1. Michael Flatley

2. TaraReid

3. Daniel Radcliffe

4. The Jackson's

5. Jack Nicholson

6. WHICH pop star/reality-TV hostess and her husband tried to lure a hottie publicist into their Atlantic City hotel suite for a threesome? When the singer suddenly stripped naked and got into bed, the terrified flack made her excuses and fled. - MB

7. Denise Richards

8. Vin Diesel

9. Which married Oscar winner was caught pants-down in a club closet, getting naughty with a tranny? The waitress who walked in on the pair was so stunned, she dropped her drink tray. - CGJR

10. Lindsay Lohan (not very accurate any more...)

I'll never remember all of the names, I hope you lot are good at guessing these ones.

[Not that one]

1.Michael Flately
2.?
3.Daniel Radcliffe
4.The Jacksons
5.Jack Nicholson
6.?
7.?
8.Vin Deisel
9.?
10.Linsey Lohan

[Justayellowbadge]

9 is quite Gooding

[pimpin gimp]

A1GOY said:

DrTre said:

WildCards said:

1. Michael Flatley

2. TaraReid

3. Daniel Radcliffe

4. The Jackson's

5. Jack Nicholson

6. WHICH pop star/reality-TV hostess and her husband tried to lure a hottie publicist into their Atlantic City hotel suite for a threesome? When the singer suddenly stripped naked and got into bed, the terrified flack made her excuses and fled. - MB

7. Denise Richards

8. Vin Diesel

9. Which married Oscar winner was caught pants-down in a club closet, getting naughty with a tranny? The waitress who walked in on the pair was so stunned, she dropped her drink tray. - CGJR CUBA GOODING JUNIOR?

10. Lindsay Lohan (not very accurate any more...)

I'll never remember all of the names, I hope you lot are good at guessing these ones.

[rhinochopig]

So number 5 wasn't John Noakes then - phew! nearly ruined a childhood image there. I bet Purves was one for the Hookers though. You could see it in his eyes when he looked salaciously at Leslie Judd.

[Not that one]

that sdirty b@stid, whats his name?
Andy someone from the broomcupboard?
Think he's quite high up in the BBC now?

[sebo]

Not that one said:

that sdirty b@stid, whats his name?
Andy someone from the broomcupboard?
Think he's quite high up in the BBC now?

Andy Peters is gay

[SkinnyBoy]

rhinochopig said:

So number 5 wasn't John Noakes then - phew! nearly ruined a childhood image there. I bet Purves was one for the Hookers though. You could see it in his eyes when he looked salaciously at Leslie Judd.

hahaha we think the same my friend!

[Chris71]

Justayellowbadge said:

2. You can Reid about on the web.

Really? I'd cast her! Repeatedly.

Certainly in the American Pie days...

[sebo]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

When did this happen?!

[Not that one]

sebo said:

Not that one said:

that sdirty b@stid, whats his name?
Andy someone from the broomcupboard?
Think he's quite high up in the BBC now?

Andy Peters is gay

The dirty Bastid!

[Not that one]

Im confused now.
Andy Peters sent your wife dirty texts, but he is Gay?

The Black comment lost me as well....

Whats going on?

[hugo a gogo]

WildCards said:

4. If you think that the family has been rocked this week, just wait! It’s going to get bad. Here are just a few of the truths that they will deny in the coming weeks: He was a drug addict. He was alcoholic. He was anorexic. He was bald. His children are not biologically related to them. He had been diagnosed with schizophrenia. He was gay. Why will they deny everything? Because they know there will be a backlash against them for enabling him for years. They had to enable him because they relied on his money. If they admit that they knew these things and didn’t do anything about them, they will never get the kids. And they absolutely want those kids. - TJ's

WHAT! those 3 WHITE kids aren't related to him? :shockedandsurprised:

[Legend83]

Not that one said:

Im confused now.
Andy Peters sent your wife dirty texts, but he is Gay?

The Black comment lost me as well....

Whats going on?

I think you were trying to answer my conundrum without quoting it.

No, Andy Peters did not text rude messages to my friend as she is a girl and Peters clearly putts from the rough.

More clues for mine:

1. Think of trees
2. Newsround