A bit council (Vol 4)

[Carbon Sasquatch]

Smiler. said:

Setting fire to yourself before proposing to your bird

Council?

No - stylish IMHO

Amateur stuntman trying to copy it & setting fire to lord knows what - or ending up burnt and in hospital - that would be council.......

[Smiler.]

Carbon Sasquatch said:

Smiler. said:

Setting fire to yourself before proposing to your bird

Council?

No - stylish IMHO

Amateur stuntman trying to copy it & setting fire to lord knows what - or ending up burnt and in hospital - that would be council.......

Yeah, fair enough. I'd be giving the wedding a wide berth though.

[leggly]

The Hofff said:

Its right on Matson Lane too, I thought it was a up a private lane...

Image from google maps with a convenient Neighbor Watch sign

One of my oldest friends lives next door. He’ll be so proud he made the council thread even though he’s a Kings School boy.

[eldar]

leggly said:

One of my oldest friends lives next door. He’ll be so proud he made the council thread even though he’s a Kings School boy.

St. Borstals?

[ThumperMc]

[Bullett]

the 'dad' looks very pleased with himself.

[Stan the Bat]

Bullett said:

the 'dad' looks very pleased with himself.

Well she does look a catch.

[V8mate]

Pretty sure I saw the cuckold video about 30 months ago.

[Darth Paul]

Obligatory look sad and hold piece of paper shot.

Favourite snippet showing the basic lack of understanding of economics

“If Stagecoach aren't giving people change, they should have just given Declan a free ride and let him get on for nothing, as the bus was going to Holderness Road anyway.“

[ComStrike]

ThumperMc said:

I think Mum has been getting some black pudding sausage & telling Dad it’s a genetic fault in her DNA. 😂

[HTP99]

ComStrike said:

ThumperMc said:

I think Mum has been getting some black pudding sausage & telling Dad it’s a genetic fault in her DNA. ??

Yep, my thoughts before I saw your post ComStrike, there is no way that the bloke in the pic is the father!

[Dog Star]

Stan the Bat said:

Bullett said:

the 'dad' looks very pleased with himself.

Well she does look a catch.

I like her. Would bang.

On the subject of which - I’ve been at Cadwell Park today and we went to Skegness for fish and chips ((and super unleaded).

The women Fantastic. Tattooed. No way I could be left alone there if I’d had strong drink.

My favourite had a spongebob squarepants tattooed on her shoulder.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Dog Star said:

I like her. Would bang.

On the subject of which - I’ve been at Cadwell Park today and we went to Skegness for fish and chips ((and super unleaded).

The women Fantastic. Tattooed. No way I could be left alone there if I’d had strong drink.

My favourite had a spongebob squarepants tattooed on her shoulder.

Jesus. You're even more sick than I'd imagined. Sponge Bob square pants. Ffs.

[alorotom]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

Dog Star said:

I like her. Would bang.

On the subject of which - I’ve been at Cadwell Park today and we went to Skegness for fish and chips ((and super unleaded).

The women Fantastic. Tattooed. No way I could be left alone there if I’d had strong drink.

My favourite had a spongebob squarepants tattooed on her shoulder.

Jesus. You're even more sick than I'd imagined. Sponge Bob square pants. Ffs.

I’ll tolerate a lot but I won’t have a bad word said about Mr Squarepants ...

[anonymous-user]

Dog Star said:

I like her. Would bang.

I mean, you would have to roll her in flour and get her to fart to give you a clue.

[T6 vanman]

alorotom said:

I’ll tolerate a lot but I won’t have a bad word said about Mr Squarepants ...

I think you'll find DS is looking for Mrs SquarePants

[Chubbyross]

paulguitar said:

Dear god almighty! I know I’m a bit late to this, but dear god almighty.

[davhill]

Stan the Bat said:

Well she does look a catch.

Like Moby Dick?

[anonymous-user]

ThumperMc said:

According to the report, she can't run after the kid due to scarring and doesn't know anything about the dad's biological history = council.

[anonymoususer]

Dog Star said:

Stan the Bat said:

Bullett said:

the 'dad' looks very pleased with himself.

Well she does look a catch.

I like her. Would bang.

On the subject of which - I’ve been at Cadwell Park today and we went to Skegness for fish and chips ((and super unleaded).

The women Fantastic. Tattooed. No way I could be left alone there if I’d had strong drink.

My favourite had a spongebob squarepants tattooed on her shoulder.

LOL
Oh Dogstar you don't dissapoint