Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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Two tramps sat on park bench enjoying a can of strong lager and each others' company.
"Where did you get to last night Fred?"
"You'll never believe me if I told you", Fred replied
"Go on, try me"
"Well, I took a walk along the train tracks and I came across a beautiful woman. She'd been tied to the tracks and couldn't move. I heard a train approaching in the distance, so I ran down to her, untied her as quickly as I could and carried her off into an adjacent field. To say she was grateful was an understatement. We had sex in every conceivable position. It was fantastic!"
"Bloody hell, Fred. You are a lucky bugger. Did she give you a blow job as well?"
"Nope", Fred answered.
"How come?"
Fred took a long swig from his can of lager.....
"I couldn't find her head"
"Where did you get to last night Fred?"
"You'll never believe me if I told you", Fred replied
"Go on, try me"
"Well, I took a walk along the train tracks and I came across a beautiful woman. She'd been tied to the tracks and couldn't move. I heard a train approaching in the distance, so I ran down to her, untied her as quickly as I could and carried her off into an adjacent field. To say she was grateful was an understatement. We had sex in every conceivable position. It was fantastic!"
"Bloody hell, Fred. You are a lucky bugger. Did she give you a blow job as well?"
"Nope", Fred answered.
"How come?"
Fred took a long swig from his can of lager.....
"I couldn't find her head"
Monkeylegend said:
MartG said:
What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air ?
A dead centipede
I think you will find that they have odd nos of pairs legs so no centipede has 100 legs, in fact they have from 30 to 354 and either 98 or 102 legs but not 100 A dead centipede
I had to google that
Monkeylegend said:
MartG said:
What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air ?
A dead centipede
I think you will find that they have odd nos of pairs legs so no centipede has 100 legs, in fact they have from 30 to 354 and either 98 or 102 legs but not 100 A dead centipede
I had to google that
MartG said:
Monkeylegend said:
MartG said:
What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air ?
A dead centipede
I think you will find that they have odd nos of pairs legs so no centipede has 100 legs, in fact they have from 30 to 354 and either 98 or 102 legs but not 100 A dead centipede
I had to google that
Takes you a lot longer to find your jokes I suspect
You also assume they die lying on their backs which might not be the case
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