PH Secret Santa 2018 - Rogue Custard: A Santae Story!
Discussion
Master Bean your parcel is incoming and not to be opened until the day!!
Lazadude. Santa’s elves at the myherpes depot have reported back to Santa that your parcel was delivered at 11:16am on Wednesday 12th. If it wasn’t obvious you may open only the outer box. You’ve had it 36 hours man, now crack on with posting those pictures.
Eltax91 you can indeed open the outer pack and the card - the gifts are wrapped separately inside
thetapeworm, you can open the red envelope and remove the executive rubble sack waterproofing any time. Which you do first will depend entirely on the Royal Fail vs. Myherpes grand prix. Thereupon, proceed no further. If anything is ticking, buzzing or vibrating, you should take all necessary precautions because I am a tight git and didn't include batteries.
FN2TypeR you can open the box - there are some wrapped presents inside and some tasty treats. You can eat the tasty treats
GOG440 Shortly, your package will be being dispatched, I cannot confirm when it will arrive, but hopefully before the 'big day'. In the meantime, I have sent you a Christmas Card, I've taken great care in hand making it, with a very personal touch (nothing sexual as you said NSFW not allow), I would love to see your reaction when you open it. If you could get someone to video you opening it, it'd be greatly appreciated. I have ensured on the envelope it's addressed to your real name followed by an AKA GOG440. That way, you'll know who it's from your PHSS.
HorneyMX5… Due to the Working Time Directive preventing elves from working through the night anymore, your package is being sent direct from the elven workshop to ensure pre-Christmas arrival - so regrettably won’t be wrapped in PHSS paper. Keep a lookout for a flat package addressed to HorneyMX5 and leave it under the tree!
Google [bot] you can open the outer box and all being well that nothing was stolen on route, then there should be 4 gifts and card made with love that would make a unicorn weep inside
ForZiE23 you are ok to open the cardboard packaging your gift has been sent in
MrTom, Your gift is in the post. I apologise it is slightly generic - I couldn't work anything fully tailored to you - but I believe you will like it. Sadly, I think the box will be pretty obvious when it arrives as to its contents as they didn't have a gift wrap option!
Couldn't find a load of plastic hangars to send to you either...
Bear-N your parcel was dropped off to the post office today and should be there before Xmas...a separate card will be sent tomorrow 1st class and should be there at the same time
The Moose Your gift is on route and is a gift wrapped Amazon parcel - should arrive before Christmas as it’s prime.
GOG440 I can now confirm both parts of your 'gift' have been sent. As instructed, a video of you opening the smaller present/card would be appreciated. The second larger present has individually wrapped presents within, i do apologise for the poor wrapping.
Lilpetemordino Your parcel has been sent today, it is lacking a card which will be righted shortly. Please find enclosed a lovely (some would say better than a card) hand written message on the most luxurious note paper. The outer packaging is fair game to open as all presents are individually wrapped and numbered. The note gives meaning to the presents (I hope). I hope you enjoy!
Edited by geeks on Tuesday 18th December 16:17
Edited by geeks on Tuesday 18th December 16:18
Ok these are the remain "No" in the sent column. I appreciate we all leave a day or so before updating to assist with the disinformation campaigns however keep in mind that the big day is just 6 days away, on 5 delivery days left and the last day for first class postage in the UK is tomorrow, after that it's tracked 24 on Friday then special delivery guaranteed on Saturday. Chop Chop PHSS'ers.
| No. | Username |
| 1. | DRFC1879 |
| 2. | StanleyT |
| 3. | Kinky |
| 4. | Bullett |
| 5. | LosingGrip |
| 6. | thetapeworm |
| 7. | Lazadude |
| 8. | Xaero |
| 9. | Thesprucegoose |
| 10. | giblet |
| 11. | HorneyMX5 |
| 12. | Rutter |
| 13. | Henners - leave the table alone |
| 14. | ForZiE23 |
EFA - Of course is that it is only Wednesday, there are 5 delivery days remaining including today, so all is not lost if you haven't received yet
Edited by geeks on Wednesday 19th December 10:28
geeks said:
Ok these are the remain "No" in the sent column. I appreciate we all leave a day or so before updating to assist with the disinformation campaigns however keep in mind that the big day is just 6 days away, on 5 delivery days left and the last day for first class postage in the UK is tomorrow, after that it's tracked 24 on Friday then special delivery guaranteed on Saturday. Chop Chop PHSS'ers.
| No. | Username |
| 1. | DRFC1879 |
| 2. | StanleyT |
| 3. | Kinky |
| 4. | Bullett |
| 5. | LosingGrip |
| 6. | thetapeworm |
| 7. | Lazadude |
| 8. | Xaero |
| 9. | Thesprucegoose |
| 10. | giblet |
| 11. | HorneyMX5 |
| 12. | Rutter |
| 13. | Henners - leave the table alone |
| 14. | ForZiE23 |
EFA - Of course is that it is only Wednesday, there are 5 delivery days remaining including today, so all is not lost if you haven't received yet
StanleyT said:
geeks said:
Ok these are the remain "No" in the sent column. I appreciate we all leave a day or so before updating to assist with the disinformation campaigns however keep in mind that the big day is just 6 days away, on 5 delivery days left and the last day for first class postage in the UK is tomorrow, after that it's tracked 24 on Friday then special delivery guaranteed on Saturday. Chop Chop PHSS'ers.
| 2. | StanleyT |
EFA - Of course is that it is only Wednesday, there are 5 delivery days remaining including today, so all is not lost if you haven't received yet
Edited by geeks on Wednesday 19th December 10:28
No bother, as long as you are on top of it there will be no need to worry about VBRJ or Flying cans of Red Bull
Sideways Sid Package has been sent out yesterday, you can open the outer package as the gifts are wrapped inside, the envelope is to be opened after the gifts on the big day as means of an explanation.
GOG440 can we get an update on whether both parts of his gift have arrived? Will you carry out my request/instruction?
I have just emailed everyone on the "no" sent list to see if this sorts the stragglers. Today is the last day for 1st Class Royal Mail Signed For and Royal Mail Tracked 48. After this you are on Royal Mail Tracked 24 (tomorrow) or Royal Mail Special Delivery Guaranteed (Saturday), all of these will arrive before the big day, after this your only course is hand delivery
Butter Face said:
Post has been and gone today.... no parcels!
Your SS has marked as dispatched and also I have previously popped this message up for you... don't panic there is still time Butterface please do not open the outer box, it contains three gifts inside, two wrapped, one not.
_MIKE_ I don't have a tracking number however it was sent several weeks back so should arrive in time. I am surprised it’s not there already
matbat I'm currently on plan b, as yodel have "lost" what I originally ordered apparently. I will make sure that you get your gift.
Benni Hope the package arrives safe. Do not open it as there is a timer and bad things may happen if pressure is relieved before the 25th. Don't forget to take photos of the incredible artwork hand crafted on the package. Merry Christmas x
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