Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 34)

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 34)

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DickyC

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Friday 15th May 2020
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I'm okay. I'm behind the sofa.

DickyC

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slopes said:
Your Lordship - are you cackling maniacally or loading your guns ready to hunt more trivia?
No. Hiding.

Thinking of cackling maniacally, my ear worm cure for Delilah is to introduce a manic "Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!" between "She stood there, laughing," and "I felt the knife in my hand, and she laughed no more."

She stood there, laughing
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I felt the knife in my hand, and she laughed no more

I commend the cure to you.

... o ... O ... o ...

TT No Fee Advice is brought to you today by Greenfield's Store, Canalside Way, Trivton (Opposite Trivton Marina)


Edited by DickyC on Friday 15th May 17:06

DickyC

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Bobberoo99 said:
Has anyone heard from Bomma lately?
Bomma! Get in touch immediately!


/Bomma Command

DickyC

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Friday 15th May 2020
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Ooh! V6! A parcel has arrived for you. I'll fetch it.

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V6 Pushfit said:
DickyC said:
Ooh! V6! A parcel has arrived for you. I'll fetch it.
Great! Everything I’ve been ordering seems to take weeks whereas everything else this household orders comes the next day.

I smell a rat.
Sorry, it's heavier than I thought. Be there in a mo.

DickyC

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Apologies once more for the delay. Battert wouldn't help. He said it would bring back the nightmares. Not of night drops and clandestine operations but of dragging heavy weights across the grounds. I didn't enquire. The parachutes have gone. Apparently, the Trivton Ladies Mounted Crochet Team have abandoned their favourite pursuit for the duration of the crisis in favour of something with silk. Again, I didn't enquire. So, here we are. Special Delivery for V6, an odd scale kit, 1:1.


DickyC

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Magooagain said:
Just 1.5 cm of Glen tonight!
glenrobbo?

We should be told.

DickyC

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Saturday 16th May 2020
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glenrobbo said:
scratchchin Tough call...

Did, you choose the Vaseline?
Try Chateau Vaseline.

So easy to drink.

It slips down lovely.

DickyC

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Saturday 16th May 2020
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Ooh. yes, please. There's a new box of English Breakfast.

Strong, white, no sugar for me , please.

DickyC

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Saturday 16th May 2020
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Digging a patch of garden for runner beans. Found a lump of concrete. It had to come out. It was huge. Five times too big for me to lift. Levered it up and set about with a sledge hammer. It was reluctant to break. Two hours later I had disposed of it. Knackered. Lunch and beer. Good. Go out to prepare newly liberated real estate for agricultural use. Found a lump of concrete, dear Liza, dear Liza.

There's more to growing beans than I thought.

/Harry Belafonte Agricultural College

DickyC

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Saturday 16th May 2020
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And I'm going grey. You'd think someone would have told me. That's a terrible thing to just realise on your own. My dad and his dad had black hair right up until they died. My brother has black hair. I don't. The men on my mum's side didn't have black hair. But they were all bald. I'm not bald. No idea where mine came from. Bored. Can you tell? I'll do some more digging in a bit.

DickyC

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V6 Pushfit said:
I thought this was all a dress rehearsal but apparently not.
No. This weekend, unusually, it's a suit and tie rehearsal. Androgynous next week. Dress the week after.

DickyC

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Sunday 17th May 2020
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Dibble said:
Apologies, the photo didn’t attach. I’ll try again.

Teefs:


DickyC

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Sunday 17th May 2020
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glenrobbo said:
DickyC said:
"That's a rather cruel muzzle, Dicky." frown


"No it's knot."
nono

It's not a muzzle. He's in the stocks for being a bad lad. Dog Stocks have to be humane though. He can't see what's happening to prevent him being frightened.

/nanny state

DickyC

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Sunday 17th May 2020
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How unkind. Poor old hound. He was only found to be in breach of lockdown guidelines.

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Mariosbt said:
V6 Pushfit said:
I’m doing it partly because I test drove a car I fancy on Friday and I’m totally torn as I don’t have the space for it. 325bhp/ton 0-60 4.9 secs and there’s only one life. I thought this was all a dress rehearsal but apparently not.
What’s the car? music
A Noble M12 or an XJ220.

Or something else.

Probably something else.

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Sunday 17th May 2020
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Bobberoo99 said:
Morning chaps wavey
I've only just woken up, how very decadent!!
Strange thought, decadent, surely "decade" is ten years, so how come adding "nt" to it makes it luxurious????
Anyway I feel a day, ok that's a stretch seeing as a large chunk of it has gone already, of Lego building coming on!!!
The word has a different root. In the same way Lego isn't made of legs.

Is it? Is Lego made from legs? Yuck. This could damage their market share if it gets out. Who would have thought? Lego! Made of legs. Eeeugh! Eeeugh!

Donald Trump should make a Press Statement about this immediately. It has nothing to do with him but it would be interesting to hear.

DickyC

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Sunday 17th May 2020
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DickyC

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I never done no book learnin.

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Dibble said:
Also, Americans (and it is always solely them) who refer to “Legos” should be taken out and shot.
It's where they put the spare S left over from Maths.
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