I did something childish today.

[Mr Roper]

jet_noise said:

Is this a repost, it is ringing a vague bell?

Nonetheless a big ,

regards,
Jet

I think it is.

Yours sincerely

Mr Roper.

[seeby]

We were working in store at the same time as the tannoy system was being installed . We just had to have a go... Would Peter Niss come to the office please ,Mr P. Niss , Mr Robert Sole please MR R. Sole ,and then ,has anyone seen Mike Hunt ? Very childish from two 40 year olds.

[SlimRick]

Mr Roper said:

jet_noise said:

Is this a repost, it is ringing a vague bell?

Nonetheless a big ,

regards,
Jet

I think it is.

Yours sincerely

Mr Roper.

Dear sirs,

It is indeed a repost. I originally posted these when I first took the photograph last year sometime. Apologies for any confusion this may have caused.

Kindest regards

SlimRick esq.

[Jonboy_t]

SlimRick said:

Mr Roper said:

jet_noise said:

Is this a repost, it is ringing a vague bell?

Nonetheless a big ,

regards,
Jet

I think it is.

Yours sincerely

Mr Roper.

Dear sirs,

It is indeed a repost. I originally posted these when I first took the photograph last year sometime. Apologies for any confusion this may have caused.

Kindest regards

SlimRick esq.

To whom it may concern,

Well I, for one, would like to thank you for your efforts sir.

With thanks
J-Tizzle

[Fer]

Shilvers said:

Not today, but in my 'yoof'....

Being well into my Hifi, I got my hands on a CD containing a frequency sweep, from about 10 to 20000Hz.

So, after copying it onto an old cassette, me and a mate proceeded to Comet (RIP) found a decent Stereo, popped cassette it, set the volume and all equalisers to Max and pressed play......

After getting well out of the way to the other side of the shop, the look on everyone's face as this sweep went from a low inaudible rumble, with shelves vibrating like mad, up to an ear piercing screech, with people trying to find the source was so, so funny! Very childish, but totally worth it!!

A variation on my mate's Tourettes tapes. C90 give you about 30 minutes of silence, then a random swear word... then some time later, another, building up to a full stage rant.

I guess I could do the same with CDs now a days.

[B16JUS]

Jonboy_t said:

I have put the finishing touches to a plan in which I steal a workmates car keys and hide in his boot tied and gagged (maybe get down to just my cacks too), then get his keys back onto his desk before he notices. I have a friend in the police who will hopefully be in the station opposite work having just finished his shift when my mate finishes work.

I think you see where this is going to go.

Much the same but a couple of years ago a mate hid in the boot with tape over his mouth and his hands taped together and we got the car washed, the look on the kosovans face when they opened the boot to hoover it was fantastic.

J

Edited by B16JUS on Friday 8th March 12:42

[Laurel Green]

B16JUS said:

Much the same but a couple of years ago a mate hid in the boot with tape over his mouth and his hands taped together and we got the car washed, the look on the kosovans face when they opened the boot to hoover it was fantastic.

J

Would love to have seen that!

[A.J.M]

In college, i took jamie's pencil case, emptied all the pencils and gave them out to a few people, hid his case next to the bin at the front of the class and watched as he started accusing people of moving it, and wanting his stuff back.

Yesterday, i hid his phone in a class mates motorbike helmet.

The plan for next week is to get his bag and hide it in a different floor, college has 13 floors...

I'm open to try new ideas to annoy him with as well...

[Snowboy]

A.J.M said:

In college, i took jamie's pencil case, emptied all the pencils and gave them out to a few people, hid his case next to the bin at the front of the class and watched as he started accusing people of moving it, and wanting his stuff back.

Yesterday, i hid his phone in a class mates motorbike helmet.

The plan for next week is to get his bag and hide it in a different floor, college has 13 floors...

I'm open to try new ideas to annoy him with as well...

Q. Is Jamie a mate of yours?
Or are you being a bully?

[Twincam16]

SeldomSeenKid said:

Also, when I was younger, I had a habit of taking items off the shelves and putting them into random peoples' trolleys when in Supermarkets. I'm not sure I'd get away with that one nowadays

In one of the deleted scenes on my DVD of Live Forever, Damien Hirst explains a good variation on that one.

When you're in the queue at a supermarket checkout and the person in front of you has a huge amount of shopping on the conveyor belt that they're not paying that much attention to, when their back is turned, add a cucumber and a jar of vaseline to the end of their shopping.

And watch them pick them both up and exclaim 'these aren't mine!'

[JREwing]

I had a friend who wore the same jacket every day and we glued a magnetic tag into one of the inside pockets so every time he walked through scanners at libraries etc they used to beep. It took him a good while to realise what and why.
He was also Swedish and you could sometimes lead his speech - if you said things in a specific way he would follow. I managed to make him say that he would roger every member of the Village People in a 24 hour period, when he meant all of the girls in a specific village.

[DJFish]

ILoveMondeo said:

Was a few weeks ago..

Replaced the sign on the lift saying "please speak with building management before using this lift"

with a big batman sign saying "please speak with the dark night before using this batlift to access the batcave"

It's still there!

Sounds like the time I was in the office and someone put massive chain link barriers around a tiny bit of sticky tape on the carpet which was marking out potential new desk space.
It tweaked my health & safety gland so I put a sign on it saying "Beware of the Leopard".

[eesbad]

One of my colleagues has a sign by his desk saying "I'd rather be fishing". I altered the 'h' to a 't' on the last word... He didn't notice for weeks!

[A.J.M]

Snowboy said:

A.J.M said:

In college, i took jamie's pencil case, emptied all the pencils and gave them out to a few people, hid his case next to the bin at the front of the class and watched as he started accusing people of moving it, and wanting his stuff back.

Yesterday, i hid his phone in a class mates motorbike helmet.

The plan for next week is to get his bag and hide it in a different floor, college has 13 floors...

I'm open to try new ideas to annoy him with as well...

Q. Is Jamie a mate of yours?
Or are you being a bully?

He's a mate, who takes it all in good spirit.
He does get all his stuff back, but he is oblivious to anything so you can take the stuff from under his nose and he wont realise till about 15 minutes later.

[SeeFive]

Worked with a bloke who owned a canal boat. He had a big sticker on the back of his car "I *red heart shape* canals".

I got two bits of white label and covered up two of the letters. Can you guess which ones?

He drove around like that for weeks before noticing. He said that he wondered why he was getting strange looks from other drivers.

[Black can man]

SeeFive said:

Worked with a bloke who owned a canal boat. He had a big sticker on the back of his car "I *red heart shape* canals".

I got two bits of white label and covered up two of the letters. Can you guess which ones?

He drove around like that for weeks before noticing. He said that he wondered why he was getting strange looks from other drivers.

[Rude-boy]

Mr Roper said:

A couple of us are plotting a prank.

My mate has zero sense of smell (bike accident involving his head)...anyway, our plan is to empty the contents of stink bombs into his aftershave and shower gel. I'm normally I bit more grown up than this but if it wasn't for the fact he's very very vein it needs doing.

Rather than risk some awful potential issues with burning their skin, etc try a really sickly girly perfume of the sort you get 5 bottles of for £5 from the market

[Mr Roper]

Rude-boy said:

Mr Roper said:

A couple of us are plotting a prank.

My mate has zero sense of smell (bike accident involving his head)...anyway, our plan is to empty the contents of stink bombs into his aftershave and shower gel. I'm normally I bit more grown up than this but if it wasn't for the fact he's very very vein it needs doing.

Rather than risk some awful potential issues with burning their skin, etc try a really sickly girly perfume of the sort you get 5 bottles of for £5 from the market

This was brought up in our plotting. We felt that a small sample of stink bomb fluid would be sufficiently diluted enough to not cause too much skin damage yet still being pungent enough to give a slight but constant arse smell.

[shakotan]

steveo3002 said:

some woman blocked the aisle with her trolley in the supermarket and wandered off , so i grabbed it and buggered off round the shop with it lol

Done this several times, pisses me off when people abandon their trollies right in the middle of an aisle. I usually wheel it around the corner.

[Shilvers]

Fer said:

A variation on my mate's Tourettes tapes. C90 give you about 30 minutes of silence, then a random swear word... then some time later, another, building up to a full stage rant.

I guess I could do the same with CDs now a days.

lol, brilliant!!