Crack shaving

[Jasandjules]

uuh, what if you get a shaving cut?!!? That can't be good surely?

[Monkeythree]

wildcat45 said:

My dear chap, please use the correct terminology. It is known as a "Notcha" Notcha bks, notcha bum.

Always known as your "gooch" round our way.

[Bebee]

Perhaps we should open two more threads to run along side this thread, entitled:

'Cock shaving'

and

'Sack shaving'

Open them for a mass debate.

[bobbo89]

Monkeythree said:

Always known as your "gooch" round our way.

Yep, always known it as your gooch (Huddersfield)

[robsco]

s p a c e m a n said:

Squat in the shower and shave your ring blind with a bic?

You're off your fking rocker mate.

[mybrainhurts]

Bebee said:

Perhaps we should open two more threads to run along side this thread, entitled:

'Cock shaving'

and

'Sack shaving'

Open them for a mass debate.

Serious? Not serious? If you can't make up your minds, you'll have to toss for it.

[buzzeh123]

s p a c e m a n said:

Squat in the shower and shave your ring blind with a bic?

You're off your fking rocker mate.

this had me in tears at my desk hahahahaha

[WhyAyeMan]

phil1979 said:

I actually LOLd at that good job nobody is sitting near me at the moment class!

[Biggriff]

Went out with a great looking girl with a fantastic body but she had very dark hair. Can you see where this is going?

First night I found my way south of the border two things struck me, the first being I had never seen such a wide gap between a girls legs. Apparently it's called a Cricket Pitch as it can take a full toss in the crease, but the main thing was that although she was remarkably hair free on her body when she bent over it looked like she had sat on a Russians Cossack hat. I'm kidding you not, it was genuinely like a lambs wool rug. Sort of spoilt the mood, so I porked it and dumped it.

My sister said she had seen her recently (after nearly 25 years) and she was still fit looking but curiously hairy. She even had a moustache. Do you think I screwed a female yeti?

[R39S1]

Monkeythree said:

Always known as your "gooch" round our way.

"The barse" between the balls and the arse on a man or "Biffins bridge" on a lady, the bit your balls biff into during the act of coitus. Both from the Viz profananisaurus