Describe your wife
Discussion
Bebee said:
Kiltie said:
She can take her socks off without bending down.
It requires a carpeted surface and involves a "moon walk" type action.
On a similar note, my partner of 13 years (not married) can take her bra off through the arms of her blouse without taking the blouse off, AND, put a T shirt on while it's inside out, and through the head bit first, when on, it's the right way around and everything, I'm genuinely impressed by this.It requires a carpeted surface and involves a "moon walk" type action.
(cue for Kiltie's response " that's because your wallet never leaves your pocket" )
evenflow said:
Had a st week for lots of reasons!But the reminder that Swiss Tony exists cheered me up no end.
The list of great quotes re the Mrs ( see women ) is beyond compare!
I give you the swiss Tony reference to laying a carpet!
You only need to know the swiss tony punchline," and when your finished - walk all over her! "
Enough said, and a work of genius!
evenflow said:
I'm sure that character is based on my mates Dad, he acts exactly the same and even closer looking. Confused the hell out of him when we all started calling him Swiss. That soon changed to being pissed off when someone told him why we called him that, after all these years he's used to it now.
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