Shirley

[missingbadly999]

Captain. Over.
Says Captain Over.

Classic

[King Herald]

Corpulent Tosser said:

King Herald said:

My wife's name is Shirley. Seriously, it is.

But is she funny ?

She was once, the first time, but every feckin' day, nope.

[thismonkeyhere]

gl20 said:

"Oh, one last thing, does anyone know how to fly a plane."

Cue panic in the aisle and enter right a proper pair of 70s boobies, exit left, that I probably shouldn't post an image of.

If memory serves, that was an awesome pair.

[Kateg28]

I don't mean to sound forward. I mean, I know I hardly know you. But I don't think we're gonna live through this. And... .

[OldSkoolRS]

Sorry, haven't time to read it all right now.

I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.

[anonymous-user]

It's a damn good job you don't know how much he hates your guts.

[Corpulent Tosser]

Asterix said:

Nice beaver.

[Asterix]

Corpulent Tosser said:

Asterix said:

Nice beaver.

It's up there with... "Does your dog bite?"

[Big Rumbly]

The Budweiser truck in the middle of the rescue convoy

[ApOrbital]

Classic thread hope this keeps going.

[Jasandjules]

I had to ask the guy next to me to pinch me to make sure I wasn't dreaming......

And I can't hear "Stayin' Alive" without thinking of the guy trying to point to the knife in his back....

[geeks]

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

[marmitemania]

Air stewardess: Would you like something to read?

Woman: Do you have anything light?


Air stewardess: How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish sports legends"?

[marmitemania]

It makes me smile when they show the outside of the plane flying and instead of jet noise it has prop engine noise.

[geeks]

"What was it we had for dinner tonight?"

"Well, we had a choice of steak or fish."

"Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna"



"It's a good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts!"

[soad]

All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

[The Hypno-Toad]

Ok boys, take the pictures.

[DeuxCentCinq]

There is no waiting in the red zone.

[geeks]

DeuxCentCinq said:

There is no waiting in the red zone.

Don't start with your Red Zone, White Zone st with me again!

[drivin_me_nuts]

ApOrbital said:

Classic thread hope this keeps going.

We're doing everything we can. Now stop calling him Shirley, altogether.