Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 36

[StuntmanMike]

Scrump said:

Watching Pulp Fiction. I had forgotten what a great film it is.
Looks dated now, but in a good way!

I’m watching hubnut work on his Invacar part 3!

Pulp Fiction is good though.

[Bobberoo99]

I'm watching Derek jetwash an old truck!!

[DickyC]

Bobberoo99 said:

I'm watching Derek jetwash an old truck!!

Code book. Code book. What did I do with the

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

Talking about himself in the third person and not making any sense...................i think StuntmanMike is a little woozy!!!

I think he's a little bit worried about his Pipes of Pan after his exam tomorrow.

Still, at least his farts will sound more tuneful...

What was that Simon & Carbunkle song?

Ah yes: "El Condom Pasa".

[StuntmanMike]

I’m ball bagged boys.

Combination of being tired and three quarters of a bottle of CoOp vodka.

Nite nite, new volume thingy.

[Bobberoo99]

glenrobbo said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Talking about himself in the third person and not making any sense...................i think StuntmanMike is a little woozy!!!

I think he's a little bit worried about his Pipes of Pan after his exam tomorrow.

Still, at least his farts will sound more tuneful...

What was that Simon & Carbunkle song?

Ah yes: "El Condom Pasa".

[Bomma R1]

DickyC said:

Code book. Code book. What did I do with the

It's in the orangery behind the cardboard cut-out of Che Guevara.

Good Lord, according to this we're on page three already. There was a time I would have made my way straight to page three:



Probably still would if the truth be known. If they still printed the bugger, of course...

[Scrump]

There once was a stuntman and trucker
Who was an unlucky futter
He needed a test
from a medical sex pest
Which made his poor ahole pucker

[anonymous-user]

Where did the Friday night drinking/listening thread go?

[Bobberoo99]

RonaldMcDonaldAteMyCat said:

Where did the Friday night drinking/listening thread go?

17 volumes back i think!!!!

Right chaps time for me to get some...........clonk ZZzzzz

[glenrobbo]

Bomma R1 said:

It's in the orangery behind the cardboard cut-out of Che Guevara.

Good Lord, according to this we're on page three already. There was a time I would have made my way straight to page three:



Probably still would if the truth be known. If they still printed the bugger, of course...

One of the fundamentals that was always drummed into us aircraft technicians was the importance of thorough Lusardicle checks on completion any work on the aircraft.

I'd only we'd had the lovely Linda to help drill home the message...

[Magooagain]

Oh Linda! She's only down in Sawbridgeworth Bomma. Not far and what a prize.

[glenrobbo]

Scrump said:

There once was a stuntman and trucker
Who was such an unlucky futter
He needed some tests
from medical sex pests
Which made his poor ahole Pan Pipe pucker

/Edited for poetic effect

[Bomma R1]

glenrobbo said:

One of the fundamentals that was always drummed into us aircraft technicians was the importance of thorough Lusardicle checks on completion any work on the aircraft.

I'd only we'd had the lovely Linda to help drill home the message...

Lusardicles indeed If only we hadn't worn ear defenders a lot of the time, we'd probably have preserved our eyesight a lot better too...

[Bomma R1]

Scrump said:

There once was a stuntman and trucker
Who was an unlucky futter
He needed a test
from a medical sex pest
Which made his poor ahole pucker

There was an old lady from Ealing

Who had a peculiar feeling

She lay on her back

And opened her.. "What the fut are you doing in here Stuntman? This is gynaecology outpatients department"

[glenrobbo]

Magooagain said:

Oh Linda! She's only down in Sawbridgeworth Bomma. Not far and what a prize.

I would happily use her belly button as a salt cellar and eat celery in bed with her.
Maybe with a bit of Philidelphia Cream Cheese as well.

[glenrobbo]

Bomma R1 said:

Scrump said:

There once was a stuntman and trucker
Who was an unlucky futter
He needed a test
from a medical sex pest
Which made his poor ahole pucker

There was an old lady from Ealing

Who had a peculiar feeling

She lay on her back

And opened her.. "What the fut are you doing in here Stuntman? This is gynaecology outpatients department"

But whilst you're here, you might as well give us a tune!


/Sounds of the Andes / Track 4: Peruvian Perforated Plaything

[slopes]

glenrobbo said:

Bomma R1 said:

Scrump said:

There once was a stuntman and trucker
Who was an unlucky futter
He needed a test
from a medical sex pest
Which made his poor ahole pucker

There was an old lady from Ealing

Who had a peculiar feeling

She lay on her back

And opened her.. "What the fut are you doing in here Stuntman? This is gynaecology outpatients department"

But whilst you're here, you might as well give us a tune!


/Sounds of the Andes / Track 4: Peruvian Perforated Plaything

He'll be able to recreate the Peruvian Pan Symphonica after his exam, all 8 cd's worth.

[Magooagain]

A very good morning all on this fine new volume day.

Good luck Stuntman with the test today and hopefully the mrs is talking to you know.

I've weighed Madam M out and she is now en route to chez Lidel's.
Another very cool morning here.

Mavis of course,is still in her pit.

[StuntmanMike]

Thanks Magoo.

Just getting up now.

Morning Trivialites, medical then I may clean up my car today and go over it.

MOT is nearly up on it.

I was never really into the lovely Linda, until I saw her in something and she seemed to be very good fun.

To sum up I now think she’s a beautiful girl with a great personality.

Wife’s snoring, come downstairs to get away from it and the futtin dogs snoring ( he won’t be up till nineish ).

Got some forms to fill out as well, oh well, gets you out the house I suppose.