Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
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Jonboy_t said:
Trenchard said:
AstonZagato said:
Or a panic in a doomed submarine.
As useless as...A chocolate teapot.
A chocolate mantlepiece.
A one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest.
A thalidomide kid in a Mexican wave.
A parachute that opens on impact.
A cordless kite.
Patio doors on a submarine.
All yours, folks...
paua said:
Jonboy_t said:
Trenchard said:
AstonZagato said:
Or a panic in a doomed submarine.
As useless as...A chocolate teapot.
A chocolate mantlepiece.
A one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest.
A thalidomide kid in a Mexican wave.
A parachute that opens on impact.
A cordless kite.
Patio doors on a submarine.
All yours, folks...
Airtex condom.
Teddy Lop said:
paua said:
Jonboy_t said:
Trenchard said:
AstonZagato said:
Or a panic in a doomed submarine.
As useless as...A chocolate teapot.
A chocolate mantlepiece.
A one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest.
A thalidomide kid in a Mexican wave.
A parachute that opens on impact.
A cordless kite.
Patio doors on a submarine.
All yours, folks...
Airtex condom.
Monkeylegend said:
Teddy Lop said:
paua said:
Jonboy_t said:
Trenchard said:
AstonZagato said:
Or a panic in a doomed submarine.
As useless as...A chocolate teapot.
A chocolate mantlepiece.
A one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest.
A thalidomide kid in a Mexican wave.
A parachute that opens on impact.
A cordless kite.
Patio doors on a submarine.
All yours, folks...
Airtex condom.
Doofus said:
Speed Badger said:
A two-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen lake.
To be fair, the number of legs would seem to be irrelevant.Speed Badger said:
Monkeylegend said:
Teddy Lop said:
paua said:
Jonboy_t said:
Trenchard said:
AstonZagato said:
Or a panic in a doomed submarine.
As useless as...A chocolate teapot.
A chocolate mantlepiece.
A one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest.
A thalidomide kid in a Mexican wave.
A parachute that opens on impact.
A cordless kite.
Patio doors on a submarine.
All yours, folks...
Airtex condom.
Last year a guy took his Blonde girl friend to the Superbowl
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the
tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't
understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you
mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the
tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't
understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you
mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"
Kenty said:
Last year a guy took his Blonde girl friend to the Superbowl
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the
tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't
understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you
mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"
Very topicalThey had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the
tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't
understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you
mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"
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