I Dont Like "X" and that's fine

[AC43]

[Pit Pony]

CheesecakeRunner said:

Mondays
Whiskey
Working for a living
Lack of courtesy
Intolerance
BMWs
Skinny jeans
E-Types
MX5s
TikTok

Whiskey ? Yeah. I like Whisky but the other stuff? You may as well drink bourbon.

Edited by Pit Pony on Thursday 9th May 18:26

[LunarOne]

Steve H said:

toasty said:

Celery diced in a risotto gives a nice crunch as onions go soft.

I don’t like crunchy risotto.

The way Americans pronounce "risotto"
The way Americans pronounce "cosmos"
The way Americans pronounce "herb"
The way most Americans pronounce "route"
The way Americans pronounce anything at all.

[CheesecakeRunner]

Pit Pony said:

Whiskey ? Yeah. I like Whisky but the other stuff? You may as well drink bourbon.

With ‘e’ or without. It can literally be poured in the sea as far as I’m concerned.

[juice]

LunarOne said:

The way Americans pronounce "risotto"
The way Americans pronounce "cosmos"
The way Americans pronounce "herb"
The way most Americans pronounce "route"
The way Americans pronounce anything at all.

Jagwar

[Slowboathome]

Mom
Movie

[Tango13]

Front wheel drive cars

Cars with engines less than two litres capacity

[FredericRobinson]

Those centre of the lobe ear ring hole things. Vile.

[gt40steve]

A stinking coffee cup with a picture of a cat on it held by a person wearing a Christmas jumper in a call centre.
...on a bed of curried celery !

[Skyedriver]

Vtekkers said:

Peas green round things yeah i dont like those

Do you like cheese?

[LunarOne]

juice said:

LunarOne said:

The way Americans pronounce "risotto"
The way Americans pronounce "cosmos"
The way Americans pronounce "herb"
The way most Americans pronounce "route"
The way Americans pronounce anything at all.

Jagwar

Jagwar is one thing I can't bh about. It's primarily an American (mostly South American) cat after all and they're free to pronounce it "Jagticklemebutt" if they so wish! We're the ones bdizing it.

Also - Zeds in words where there should be an Ess.

[Skyedriver]

LunarOne said:

This weird slanting undercut haircut that used to be very popular with women and thankfully is not too common any more. It reminds me of a baboon's arse.

Look like they were sitting in the hairdressers chair the wrong way...

[BenS94]

Skyedriver said:

Vtekkers said:

Peas green round things yeah i dont like those

Do you like cheese?

CHEEZY PEAZ

[Doofus]

FredericRobinson said:

Those centre of the lobe ear ring hole things. Vile.

They're called flesh tunnels.

Though I doubt that endears them to you.....

[MattsCar]

Ant and Dec and anything that they appear in.

My mind Boggles how they have won comedy awards.

[Muzzer79]

gotoPzero said:

+1 for cheese.

What f*cks me off more is when ever I go to the in laws they always wheel out the cheese after dinner.
Then comes the...

MIL"do you want some cheese and biscuits"
me - no thanks
MIL "ohh you have to try this one" <waves some rancid smelling rabid sh*t at me>
me - no thanks, not for me
MIL "but you have to at least try it"
me - No, after 30 years of knowing me the answer is still the same as the last time, I dont like cheese"
MIL,FIL, SIL, SIL husband "omg omg you dont like cheese, whats WEIRD"
me - yeah you said that the last 150 times I said I dont like cheese.
Sigh.

Most of my family are aware and understand the hatred of cheese, but occasionally I still get

“But have you tried it?”

Of course I’ve tried it. I’m in my 40’s, I’ve not gone around saying I don’t like something for 40 years without trying it. It just tastes like rotten feet.

What gets my goat is turning up at my Dad’s last Christmas, my own sodding Dad, who has known me for every day of my life and being presented lunch which was……..lasagne. FFS.

[LunarOne]

Doofus said:

FredericRobinson said:

Those centre of the lobe ear ring hole things. Vile.

They're called flesh tunnels.

Though I doubt that endears them to you.....

Ugh! I've already got a few natural albeit convoluted ones. Nostril to nostril via somewhere in my head. Mouth to each nostril. And mouth to another hole. Those will do me nicely!

[P-Jay]

CheesecakeRunner said:

Mondays
Whiskey
Working for a living
Lack of courtesy
Intolerance
BMWs
Skinny jeans
E-Types
MX5s
TikTok

I wasn’t brave enough to challenge the sacred E-Type, but I don’t like them either. They’re a proportional mess in my eyes. Too long in the front, too short in the back, and I know they’ve got in-board brakes, but has no one else noticed they’ve got in-board wheels? The outside edge of the tyre is about 4ft from the arch, in fact the fronts are so far in, I’m amazed they need arches at all.

[CypSIdders]

Tea, the devil’s piss, surpassing even the sprout for its vile, vomit inducing qualities!

[gt40steve]

gotoPzero said:

+1 for cheese.

What f*cks me off more is when ever I go to the in laws they always wheel out the cheese after dinner.
Then comes the...

MIL"do you want some cheese and biscuits"
me - no thanks
MIL "ohh you have to try this one" <waves some rancid smelling rabid sh*t at me>
me - no thanks, not for me
MIL "but you have to at least try it"
me - No, after 30 years of knowing me the answer is still the same as the last time, I dont like cheese"
MIL,FIL, SIL, SIL husband "omg omg you dont like cheese, whats WEIRD"
me - yeah you said that the last 150 times I said I dont like cheese.
Sigh.

This highlights another selection of 'hates'.
People who ask a question & won't accept the answer.
People like the above who are so shocked, stunned and mind blown that our friend doesn't like cheese. Yet totally forget that fact every time they meet.