Caught peeing in the kettle.
Discussion
Burnham said:
I once got lucky with a real stunner (I'm talking a good 12 out of 10 here) who, a couple of hours after we finally got to sleep, decided to get out of bed, pop herself up on the chest of drawers and let herself go.
I'm having trouble picturing this. Actually I don't really want to but I am nevertheless fascinated by the mechanics of the operation. You mean she climbed onto the top of the chest of drawers and squatted down and had a leak? Or she pulled open one of the drawers and sat on that and pissed in it? Or she sort of hoiked herself up on it in a take-me-from-behind position and pissed all over the floor? Forgive my curiosity, women pissing on chests of drawers is not something that has made much of a feature of itself in my life so far. Well, any feature at all in fact.This is obviously b
ks. WTF would you piss in the kettle? Seriously? You couldn't be arsed to open the door and piss outside but you could be arsed to pick up the kettle, take off the lid (I assume - unless you're the Phil Taylor of pissed up pissing), and brim it?
We've all done random drunken pissings but I fear this is stretching it somewhat.
ETA Does the swear filter not pick up "piss" then? Or is it broken? fk fkety fk fk fk.
ETA 2. Piss isn't offensive then? Hmm. But bh, st, tt etc are? WTFIGOAH?!
ks. WTF would you piss in the kettle? Seriously? You couldn't be arsed to open the door and piss outside but you could be arsed to pick up the kettle, take off the lid (I assume - unless you're the Phil Taylor of pissed up pissing), and brim it?We've all done random drunken pissings but I fear this is stretching it somewhat.
ETA Does the swear filter not pick up "piss" then? Or is it broken? f
k fkety fk fk fk.Edited by ferrisbueller on Sunday 9th March 21:28
ETA 2. Piss isn't offensive then? Hmm. But b
h, st, tt etc are? WTFIGOAH?!Edited by ferrisbueller on Sunday 9th March 21:29
ferrisbueller said:
This is obviously bks. WTF would you piss in the kettle? Seriously? You couldn't be arsed to open the door and piss outside but you could be arsed to pick up the kettle, take off the lid (I assume - unless you're the Phil Taylor of pissed up pissing), and brim it?
We've all done random drunken pissings but I fear this is stretching it somewhat.
ETA Does the swear filter not pick up "piss" then? Or is it broken? fk fkety fk fk fk.
ETA 2. Piss isn't offensive then? Hmm. But bh, st, tt etc are? WTFIGOAH?!
My dear Ferris, you seem a little tense. Would you like me to put the kettle on...? ks. WTF would you piss in the kettle? Seriously? You couldn't be arsed to open the door and piss outside but you could be arsed to pick up the kettle, take off the lid (I assume - unless you're the Phil Taylor of pissed up pissing), and brim it?We've all done random drunken pissings but I fear this is stretching it somewhat.
ETA Does the swear filter not pick up "piss" then? Or is it broken? f
k fkety fk fk fk.Edited by ferrisbueller on Sunday 9th March 21:28
ETA 2. Piss isn't offensive then? Hmm. But b
h, st, tt etc are? WTFIGOAH?!Edited by ferrisbueller on Sunday 9th March 21:29
Gretchen said:
ferrisbueller said:
ETA Does the swear filter not pick up "piss" then? Or is it broken? fk fkety fk fk fk.
ETA 2. Piss isn't offensive then? Hmm. But bh, st, tt etc are? WTFIGOAH?!
My dear Ferris, you seem a little tense. Would you like me to put the kettle on...? k fkety fk fk fk.ETA 2. Piss isn't offensive then? Hmm. But b
h, st, tt etc are? WTFIGOAH?!Gretchen said:
ferrisbueller said:
This is obviously bks. WTF would you piss in the kettle? Seriously? You couldn't be arsed to open the door and piss outside but you could be arsed to pick up the kettle, take off the lid (I assume - unless you're the Phil Taylor of pissed up pissing), and brim it?
We've all done random drunken pissings but I fear this is stretching it somewhat.
ETA Does the swear filter not pick up "piss" then? Or is it broken? fk fkety fk fk fk.
ETA 2. Piss isn't offensive then? Hmm. But bh, st, tt etc are? WTFIGOAH?!
My dear Ferris, you seem a little tense. Would you like me to put the kettle on...? ks. WTF would you piss in the kettle? Seriously? You couldn't be arsed to open the door and piss outside but you could be arsed to pick up the kettle, take off the lid (I assume - unless you're the Phil Taylor of pissed up pissing), and brim it?We've all done random drunken pissings but I fear this is stretching it somewhat.
ETA Does the swear filter not pick up "piss" then? Or is it broken? f
k fkety fk fk fk.Edited by ferrisbueller on Sunday 9th March 21:28
ETA 2. Piss isn't offensive then? Hmm. But b
h, st, tt etc are? WTFIGOAH?!Edited by ferrisbueller on Sunday 9th March 21:29
I am typing this of my own free will and without any outside influence. I am very ashamed of my actions and think there is nothing clever about me peeing in the kettle. My lovely wife has been very understanding and said to me that anyone would have been equaly upset. I am stupid for getting so drunk when I have a family to consider.
And she bought a new kettle from John Lewis (the really expensive Russell Hobs one with the selectable temperatures)
And I've promised to do some things
Edited by 911motorsport on Sunday 9th March 23:42
And she bought a new kettle from John Lewis (the really expensive Russell Hobs one with the selectable temperatures)
Edited by 911motorsport on Sunday 9th March 23:43
And I've promised to do some things
Edited by 911motorsport on Sunday 9th March 23:45
911motorsport said:
I am typing this of my own free will and without any outside influence. I am very ashamed of my actions and think there is nothing clever about me peeing in the kettle. My lovely wife has been very understanding and said to me that anyone would have been equaly upset. I am stupid for getting so drunk when I have a family to consider.
And she bought a new kettle from John Lewis (the really expensive Russell Hobs one with the selectable temperatures)
And I've promised to do some things
Hello Mrs 911motorsportEdited by 911motorsport on Sunday 9th March 23:42
And she bought a new kettle from John Lewis (the really expensive Russell Hobs one with the selectable temperatures)
Edited by 911motorsport on Sunday 9th March 23:43
And I've promised to do some things
Edited by 911motorsport on Sunday 9th March 23:45
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