Stupidest/Funniest Sexual Moment

[Sciroccology]

absolutely said:

Did you loose him?

Did I loose him what?

[absolutely]

Sciroccology said:

absolutely said:

Did you loose him?

Did I loose him what?

Baz jr? It went yellow and puffy, you said.

[Sciroccology]

absolutely said:

Sciroccology said:

absolutely said:

Did you loose him?

Did I loose him what?

Baz jr? It went yellow and puffy, you said.

So I did. But the word you were looking for was "lose". And, no, I didn't.

[Pigeon]

See, if you can't spell "lose" people don't know what you mean

[Sciroccology]

Pigeon said:

See, if you can't spell "lose" people don't know what you mean

It's a veritable minefield.

[NDA]

Sciroccology said:

absolutely said:

Sciroccology said:

absolutely said:

Did you loose him?

Did I loose him what?

Baz jr? It went yellow and puffy, you said.

So I did. But the word you were looking for was "lose". And, no, I didn't.

I love how you got quite sniffy there about the spelling Detol boy !

[Silent1]

Going at it with an ex, all of a sudden i feel a sharp stabbing pain in the tallywhacker, upon a tactical retreat i notice that i've snapped my banjo string with such ferocity that i'm now bleeding worse than a stuck pig.

Best of all, being the macho man i was, there was no way anyone was going near it, i lost quite a lot of blood through that act of stupidity.

Then 2 weeks later i thought, it'll be ok now, i'll give it another go, only to do it in again

[Penny-lope]

chris_w666 said:

Sciroccology said:

Pigeon said:

See, if you can't spell "lose" people don't know what you mean

It's a veritable minefield.

This thread has totally loost me

Me two

[absolutely]

Pigeon said:

See, if you can't spell "lose" people don't know what you mean

I am dyslexic and a spelling moron! I failed Higher English but I am very articulate.

[nats1rt]

absolutely said:

Pigeon said:

See, if you can't spell "lose" people don't know what you mean

I am dyslexic and a spelling moron! I failed Higher English but I am very articulate.

Just remember that lose is lose and loose is sleeve of wizard.

[collateral]

Don said:

http://www.tuckermax.com

Read it and weep.

Damn, I've been reading that joker for circa 5 years
He has a movie coming out, but I don't hold out much hope for it unless it's rated NC-17 or something

Marty Beckerman is also worth a goose

[minimax]

NDA said:

Sciroccology said:

absolutely said:

Sciroccology said:

absolutely said:

Did you loose him?

Did I loose him what?

Baz jr? It went yellow and puffy, you said.

So I did. But the word you were looking for was "lose". And, no, I didn't.

I love how you got quite sniffy there about the spelling Detol boy !

as far as I can see he didn't miss spell it? hmmm..

[escargot]

His writing is fairly amusing. He's an arrogant, nasty little though.

[Sciroccology]

NDA said:

Sciroccology said:

absolutely said:

Sciroccology said:

absolutely said:

Did you loose him?

Did I loose him what?

Baz jr? It went yellow and puffy, you said.

So I did. But the word you were looking for was "lose". And, no, I didn't.

I love how you got quite sniffy there about the spelling Detol boy !

Two t's in "Dettol"

[Sciroccology]

escargot said:

His writing is fairly amusing. He's an arrogant, nasty little though.

Who is? Me?

[escargot]

Sciroccology said:

escargot said:

His writing is fairly amusing. He's an arrogant, nasty little though.

Who is? Me?

No, Tucker Max.

[Sciroccology]

escargot said:

Sciroccology said:

escargot said:

His writing is fairly amusing. He's an arrogant, nasty little though.

Who is? Me?

No, Tucker Max.

Oh, right, thanks.

Although I'm slightly disappointed it wasn't me.

[escargot]

Sciroccology said:

escargot said:

Sciroccology said:

escargot said:

His writing is fairly amusing. He's an arrogant, nasty little though.

Who is? Me?

No, Tucker Max.

Oh, right, thanks.

Although I'm slightly disappointed it wasn't me.

Arrogant, nasty little .

[minimax]

escargot said:

Sciroccology said:

escargot said:

His writing is fairly amusing. He's an arrogant, nasty little though.

Who is? Me?

No, Tucker Max.

strikes me that his name is the wrong way round...

[escargot]

minimax said:

escargot said:

Sciroccology said:

escargot said:

His writing is fairly amusing. He's an arrogant, nasty little though.

Who is? Me?

No, Tucker Max.

strikes me that his name is the wrong way round...

Americans eh?