How to tell a boss his staff are rubbish?

[srebbe64]

Do all the staff get a boat as a company perk? A staff carp ark?

[jerwatt]

I can't fathom what's got into this thread.

captainzep said:

Is the boss 'seeing' his secretary? You may find 'love is blind'.

That'll kipper out of mischeif. He might have her perch on the desk for him.

OP, how can you clam they are carp, you must be a dab hand at this sort of thing. Give them some kelp and things should work out. I wonder if it's a gym, and they don't have enough mussels?

[Ayahuasca]

Brill!

Don't leave him floundering, make sure you put it in whiting.

He might give the staff a couple of dace off.

[Neil_H]

Which pollock resurrected this thread?

[Caruso]

Ayahuasca said:

Brill!

Don't leave him floundering, make sure you put it in whiting.

He might give the staff a couple of dace off.

Are you an ex marine?

[Nick J]

I'm sure eel get over it

[Rollcage]

Bored?

[MGZRod]

Must have been to fish it out the depths and put it in this plaice.

[stuart-b]

I definitely think we need to reel this one back up again.

[GTIR]

Rollcage said:

Bored?

No. Don't get that one.

[robsco]

Bunch of Feargal Sharkey fans I bet.

[Harry Flashman]

Oh no, some squidiot resurrecting old threads. Most of the puns are cuttle and paste anyway.

[Bad-Gerbil]

stop the puns - they're giving me a haddock

[Gretchen]

I bet the OP didn't bank on this being fished out, am sure he would much river this was put to bed.

[Mr Roper]

o.versteer said:

Sounds like he needs to employ salmon else.

Hook, line and sinker

[Harry Flashman]

Isn't it cheating to resurrect old threads? I'm having issues with the moraylity of it all. Bait you anything the perpetrator's just angling for some attention.

[Mr Roper]

robsco said:

Bunch of Feargal Sharkey fans I bet.

Forced that one out eh fella.....so bad I genuinely laughed.

[captain ash]

Pool story bro.

[CypherP]

Haven't you lot quite fin-ished?

[Gretchen]

Harry Flashman said:

Isn't it cheating to resurrect old threads? I'm having issues with the moraylity of it all. Bait you anything the perpetrator's just angling for some attention.

I bet they're swimming in it now.

To be fair the OPs spelling has improved. I'm assuming he's had schooling.