LADIES! Women on sunbeds - what do they wear?
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t in the middle looks like has got a case of bad constipation.Neil_H said:
Ayahuasca said:
Ever noticed how willies are brown-ish anyway. What's that all about?
You're putting it in the wrong hole...He ended up back at hers, and after a bit of drunken fumbling they went upstairs into her darkened bedroom where the fumbling continued while they drunkenly undressed.
Once in bed, she went to climb on top of him, and he had a “moment of clarity” and guilt took over. He stopped her, and said “I can’t do this, I’m sorry. I can’t. I love Liz too much, and I can’t do this to her.”
The girl was disappointed, but offered to “pull him off anyway”. Seeing nothing wrong with this, he agreed, and settled back as she got a big blob of moisturiser from a bottle on the bedside table. She proceeded to give him a glorious handjob, and he fell asleep.
He awoke the next morning with a massive hangover, and realising what he’d done put his clothes on and left. Once he got home he immediately put his clothes in the weashing machine and went upstairs for a hot shower. Only when in the bathroom did he notice that his c0ck was GLARING BRIGHT ORANGE. Silly cow had pulled him off with self tan lotion. Despite scrubbing for an hour he could not shift it.
His girlfriend came back, and he had to think of TWO WEEKS of excuses for her not to get sight of his kipper. He also had to try not to blush bright red when he saw the girl in the office with a matching bright orange right hand.
You have been warned.
Edited by Soovy on Wednesday 29th July 10:29
Soovy said:
The girl was disappointed, but offered to “pull him off anyway”. Seeing nothing wrong with this, he agreed, and settled back as she got a big blob of moisturiser from a bottle on the bedside table. She proceeded to give him a glorious handjob, and he fell asleep.
let me get this straight - so, he got her moist, then said stop yet she still offered to knock one out for him?
Soovy said:
His girlfriend came back, and he had to think of TWO WEEKS of excuses for her not to get sight of his kipper. He also had to try not to blush bright red when he saw the girl in the office with a matching bright orange right hand.
Almost caught red-handed! Thankyou
I'm here all week, try the pork.Top story.
hora said:
andygo said:
Adam B said:
my missus says the stand-up enlcosed cubicles, people wear nothing
Do they have to keep heir legs slightly, er, 'ajar' for that all over, even look?Look you lot are going to get me in trouble for sniggering at my PC!
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